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So uh, fuck those people who get review copies they're all fake, i'm the realest motherfucker ever and i need muh review copy because muh views
His entire business hinges on being the first person to make videos of a game (because the only reason most people watch him is there isn't anyone else to watch), so people getting review copies are LITERALLY STEALING from him.
 
His entire business hinges on being the first person to make videos of a game (because the only reason most people watch him is there isn't anyone else to watch), so people getting review copies are LITERALLY STEALING from him.
there are three branches to being successful when it comes to playing the vidya for youtube
be the first
be the best
be the most entertaining

phil chose the "first" branch, which gets the most initial views but does nothing in the long wrong
and is the hardest to be good at
then again he can't be the best and he's not all that interesting to watch more than once

phil chose the rat race and it's hurting him badly in the end
 
Thank you, Smiley, for pointing out Phil's hypocrisy. And his fans say he's getting better...
To be fair, they honestly couldn't tell you if Phil is getting better or worse because they have no idea what the problem is, they're just blindly trying to say positive things about DSP because they're bootlickers. Most of his fanbase consists of kids and emotionally stunted adults, they're not exactly the best people at differentiating being an a massive asshole and being funny.
 
'Make sure you weren't forcefully unsubbed from someone you like!' loosely translates to 'please make sure you're not unsubscribed to me, I need to hold on to as many viewers as possible, even losing one could mean I don't have the ability to do this full time anymore. I don't care about anyone else, just don't leave me'

His whole 'I don't care about views, honestly,' attitude has always bothered me when it's blatantly clear that it's all he cares about because he never shuts up about it. It's good to see that his bitterness towards Youtubers far more successful than him hasn't left Phil either. You can just tell that it eats him up when he sees other accounts with these fancy different coloured subscribe buttons.
 
'Make sure you weren't forcefully unsubbed from someone you like!' loosely translates to 'please make sure you're not unsubscribed to me, I need to hold on to as many viewers as possible, even losing one could mean I don't have the ability to do this full time anymore. I don't care about anyone else, just don't leave me'

His whole 'I don't care about views, honestly,' attitude has always bothered me when it's blatantly clear that it's all he cares about because he never shuts up about it. It's good to see that his bitterness towards Youtubers far more successful than him hasn't left Phil either. You can just tell that it eats him up when he sees other accounts with these fancy different coloured subscribe buttons.

What gets me is that he'll make fun of these people without even looking at their content or even trying to understand why/how they got popular. He's often said they got famous for "scream and failing their arms around" when Phil himself has done this to try and get attention.

The fact that he doesn't watch other people's content is yet another mistake that's hurt him over the years.
 
I guess this is the dog thing people were talking about. The video is clickbait though.


Also there is this, which makes no sense to me no matter from what angle you approach this:


This might actually be the dumbest thing he ever said and yes I still remember how he said owning a video game should be like owning a piece of wood from home depot :lol:
 
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So, it's a two minute long video where he basically admits that he's rushing through the game on purpose, all the while talking shit about it for having the audacity of allowing speedrunners to get through certain sections faster. I know he really hates Halo, but come on, even for him this is complete bullshit.
 
Phil's a huge fan of resident evil, you guys. From his Umbrella Corps playthrough:

"Oh, this is from Code Veronica! Wait, no, that's not it. It's from that one that happens in the arctic."

HUGE fan.

Lol, i remember when he said "No i have not played Code Veronica" on Twitter.
TWO MONTHS AFTER HE FINISHED IT!
 
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