Jan Krüger / Pokémon Challenges / pchaltv - Supreme Gamer, "the best Nuzlocker in the world", self-diagnosed bipolar brony, defender of e-thots, arrogant wannabe mastermind

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
There's something rotten in germany denmark
Look at all those fake twitter accounts and tributes to Jan.
The whole community is a rabbithole by itself i guess.
IGN 10/10 Big feelings. :popcorn:

PChalTv en español, a high level troll.
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Dumb PokemonChallenges Fans
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This is certainly Jans sockpuppet.

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He was a small fry before the Covid happened.
Honestly, the pandemic was a perfect opportunity for online cult leaders to rise, gathereing people who lack social contacts and a father figure for their own gain. Whether it's just the immature big brother Jan or more dangerous grifters like Andrew Tate and climate fanatics, the dynamics are the same.
 
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Jacinda Ardern IRL said:
I've seen a couple of his streams out of boredom and he's CONSTANTLY a dick to his viewers and people in chat.
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Honestly based and my favourite part.
The whole thread seems pretty mild to me. Obviously anyone doing pokemon content is going to some breed of spergy faggot (and you can't defend being wrong about Clover; Clover fucking owns) but since the internet lost its balls and everybody turned into a complete pussy it's great to still see the occasional asshole.
 
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The asshole part is the least concerning.
It's the mixture of asshole, whiny wokist, simp, sperg, delusional self-loving, crawling closed fag behavior and hints to mental health issues here and there that makes him interesting.

A clusterfuck perfectly shown in this image.

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Executive Petrel said:
The asshole part is the least concerning.
It's the mixture of asshole, whiny wokist, simp, sperg, delusional self-loving, crawling closed fag behavior and hints to mental health issues here and there that makes him interesting.

A clusterfuck perfectly shown in this image.

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I hope genuinely that is just a joke because if it was true I would stop associating with Jan
 
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Executive Petrel said:
I always knew he secretly browses the evil chan.


He appears in the comment section here.

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WolfeyVGC exposed himself to be kind of a faggot in that video. Calling the original Nuzlocke comic's humor "problematic" and shit
It's been almost a decade since I first read the comic, but I can't remember any jokes in that comic which would be considered offensive to even today's woke faggots
 
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PipTheAlchemist said:
WolfeyVGC exposed himself to be kind of a faggot in that video. Calling the original Nuzlocke comic's humor "problematic" and shit
It's been almost a decade since I first read the comic, but I can't remember any jokes in that comic which would be considered offensive to even today's woke faggots
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have you seen his usual thumbnails? wolfey is a huge faggot just like nearly every poketuber lol
 
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This guy is a pretty good player with some decent cheesy tricks that exploits the game's garbage AI, but he's just so obnoxious and smug about it. I always thought his mocking of other channels was an act until he started doing it regularly. I forgot when, but there was this time where some small channel actually had a better strategy than his, and he seemed pretty upset about it in the live reaction, for some reason. Still, kudos to him for including it in the clips.

He actively hates his YouTube audience too, calls them scum while calling twitch based.

There was this high pitched guy who left his chair for half an hour because he got attached to his Pokemon and killed it due to bad luck, his chat was mad but Jan called him a cuck for apologising -- seriously? It's a kid's game about slavery. Fyi, rooster fighting and hound racing is even illegal in China.

Jan is obviously involved somewhat in chan culture, he uses their language and even recognises their memes. I remember someone sending superchats with 1488 references and another with an "Alternate for Germany" meme, he recognised it faster than I did. This guy hates himself, probably a fascist when he was in high school. A common trait among edgy teen reforms is the need to constantly virtue signal.

A sound advice to guys like this is encapsulated in just several words: take yourself less seriously. He won't.
 
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Between the "chick pea" and Peach's bathroom jokes earlier in the thread I would not be surprised if he's into watersports/scat.

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Also Jan: (Bitches about people using duplicate Pokemon because it would make the game too easy)

At least Chaotic Meatball capped his levels. If you're hacking for candy, why not just steamroll with a level 100 starter?

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Yes it's a dumb toddler joke like china, jerkops, Pmurt and so on.
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Also Jan: "Durr Johto bad because Feraligatr doesn't have an O"
 
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