Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Ann Berlin]

Welcome reddit pooners, we're always happy to support female artists!

 

[Doktor Grimm]

Greatest love story ever told...

 

[Sissyagamben]

On the topic of pooner stench, why the hell is this so common? Evey pooner I've had the displeasure of meeting in real life (a number that has been increasing in recent years, sadly) had this stink wafting off them. It was always either a sickly sweet/rotten at the same time kind of smell or fishy, like the comic describes. Is it the testosterone fucking with their endocrine systems causing their hormones, and presumably pheromones and the like to go mad? Is it that they are all slobs and don't fucking wash? Do they get sweaty from the T and just don't realize that their normal woman deodorant won't cut it when it comes to male (or male-like) BO, and they try and mask it with the usual feminine perfumey products, resulting in a horrible mix of sweet scents and BO? Is it the stench of decay wafting from their slowly atrophying vagina?

They all just fucking reek.

Late af I’m thinking the T is making them sweat and smell like men but they still have a womanly sense of when to do laundry and shower. When my male friend stayed over for a few days I’m shocked how stinky men can get… he also changes and washes his clothes a lot more frequently than I do. I was like why are you washing the hoodie after wearing it once/twice then I sniffed it and it already started smelling bad… the pooner might think the hoodie don’t need to be washed until the 6-7th time they wear it over a t-shirt, but they should’ve washed it after the 2nd time. I used to imagine the trope men stinky women smell good comes down to habits and hygiene, only recently I found out it’s biological (ig hormonal)

That and if ur mentally crazy enough to think ur a man ur probably not taking care of yourself

 

[3MMA]

To paraphrase Nietzsche, if I may:

Battle not with pooners, lest ye become a pooner, and if you gaze into the abyss poonsack, the abyss poonsack gazes also into you.

Edited that up a bit. To keep it in the ouroboros of Poonerism. Speaking of the poonoboros:

Reposting one of the top esoteric images currently hosted ITT, as image tax & it deserves a little extra highlighting. Would love to see a Demiurge type of pooner, Demipoon? Poonerurge? Reference image:

I can picture a perfect poonface on top of a full body phallo, surrounded by the sun, moon, & the star. Consider this a request, to all those who dabble in the dark pooner arts.

 

[keytar]

I really wanna see a Dali-esque pooner painting now.

 

[Slur Generator]

Late af I’m thinking the T is making them sweat and smell like men but they still have a womanly sense of when to do laundry and shower. When my male friend stayed over for a few days I’m shocked how stinky men can get… he also changes and washes his clothes a lot more frequently than I do. I was like why are you washing the hoodie after wearing it once/twice then I sniffed it and it already started smelling bad… the pooner might think the hoodie don’t need to be washed until the 6-7th time they wear it over a t-shirt, but they should’ve washed it after the 2nd time. I used to imagine the trope men stinky women smell good comes down to habits and hygiene, only recently I found out it’s biological (ig hormonal)

That and if ur mentally crazy enough to think ur a man ur probably not taking care of yourself

I was about to say you're wrong but it seams women are more likely than men to shower every other day. Never would have guessed. I don't think its true in my country but I have no proof whosoever.

I think the main reason is just mental illness. Even retarded/abused animals look noticeable filthier than healthy ones. A girl that hates her body wont want to see herself naked.

 

[lindsayfan]

They've become aware of the thread's existence

i agree with them that the thread should be for art-- if you want to make fun of people's selfies or whatever use the sideshows thread. seeing irl humans pop up in the thread disrupts my pink pooner flow state

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

They've become aware of the thread's existence


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What can I say? I gotta deliver the goods!

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zzzseden is the pooner artist taking requests. if you're reading this, we at the Farms enjoy your art very much.

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I'm just so glad that we can provide mutual amusement to each other! Truly, art transcends the boundaries between people.

 

[Sí.]

I feel such a strange sense of endearment towards the pooners. They're actually really cute. It's like having a retarded asthmatic chihuahua that you know you should put down for her own sake, but you just love her too much to see her go.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Would love to see a Demiurge type of pooner, Demipoon? Poonerurge? Reference image:

Poonabaoth.
I'm not too sure of creating Poonerized images of Yaldabaoth considering how memetic Pooner art has proven to be.
Are you trying to summon Ahriman and the Gallu?
Because this is how we get Gallu.
You saw the shit Josh putting that fucking Seal of Solomon at the bottom of the site caused, and how quick the troubles tapered off when he replaced it with the Cross at the bottom?
Don't fuck with this shit.
Only half joking.
Not saying its real, just a lot of very clever people throughout history believed it was real. Better safe than sorry.
That said Poonabaoth would be a neat mascot for the thread.

 

[Inside your walls]

Edited that up a bit. To keep it in the ouroboros of Poonerism. Speaking of the poonoboros:
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Reposting one of the top esoteric images currently hosted ITT, as image tax & it deserves a little extra highlighting. Would love to see a Demiurge type of pooner, Demipoon? Poonerurge? Reference image:
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I can picture a perfect poonface on top of a full body phallo, surrounded by the sun, moon, & the star. Consider this a request, to all those who dabble in the dark pooner arts.

The Demiurge forced my hand

 

[Salvador Dali]

I really wanna see a Dali-esque pooner painting now.

You called me?

 

[TremendousBoredom]

Ahh, the poonsistence of memory.

And a Demiurge Dood...does this mean we have a Hon Sophia?

And...a TTTTarot would be hillarious, though I lack the artistic talent to even get started.

 

[Fapcop]

The Demiurge forced my hand
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That red star thingie in the right corner.

I shit you not… Remember Ashton or whatever his name is? A TikTok pooner who’s best known for insisting how he doesn’t regret ANYTHING, despite the year long, multiple complications she had? She has that exact thing on her chest!

 

[Gender: Xenomorph]

I seen that few pages ago, some users were making their own pooners in The Sims 4.
I mentioned this in the Sims thread but I am gonna post it here as well;

Doods, rejoice! Because the new Sims 4 expansion pack has an official pooner!

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>feminine frame

Haha the cope.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

They thirst after the men/boys that are sexually nonthreatening and attainable. Mid 20th century poindexters are the perfect blend of these qualities. But because it is no longer 1957 and the nerdy boys of today are writing manifestos for their mass shootings and destroying their dicks to anime porn, they must become the poindexter that has been lost to time. It's funny how the geeky boys that FTMs want are trooning out to become the alt nerd gamer girls that MTFs want and the alt nerd gamer girls are trooning out to become the geeky boys. Life is poetically cruel.

I couldn't help myself

 

[TremendousBoredom]

The funniest thing to me about the Ayden and Gunther comics is Gunther seems to be based on a real fucking Pooner, I'm sure I ran across a crazy Pooner on the Sideshows thread that thinks she's the reincarnation of Hitler or some shit, I just can't find the post and I can't be bothered to go back through a hundred pages when it was a few weeks ago.

If it's the same one I'm thinking of, I think they also have an egg laying kink? Which...combined with being hitlerkin or however you call out their particular delusion, is a pretty fucking wild combination of "Who broke your brain like this?"

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

egg laying kink?

"Who broke your brain like this?"

I'm going to blame the animes Monstergirl Doctor and Interspecies Reviewers:

Spoiler: egg laying anime scenes

 

[TremendousBoredom]

I'm going to blame the animes Monstergirl Doctor and Interspecies Reviewers:

Spoiler: egg laying anime scenes

Of COURSE it's anime.
Still, "Oh hey, I'm totally a reincarnation of Adolph Hitler DOODS! AND I TOTALLY WANT TO LAY AN EGG LIKE IN ANIME!" is a fucking hell of a combination.

 

[Kitty kitty cat]

Made my first dood