Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

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I love these little doods like you would not believe.
Good thread, please accept my own humble offering.
 
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Fireman Sam said:
Wild thread. Still trying to work my head around the mentality of ftms making these memes. Then again I suppose there's a shit ton of infighting in the tranny communities. I'd have thought if any actual trans people are making these memes, it would be from the "truscum" crowd would be the ones making these memes with the rather naieve assumption that trans men just want to be left alone and the vast majority of people they wouldn't consider "real" are literally just lesbians who want to fill out a fetish/attention so bad they destroy themselves. But fuck knows what goes in the minds of these people.
And honestly, I'm willing to concede. While there are no normal MTFs, just some who are less dangerous than others, There are 'normal' FTMs, the ones who have no affiliation whatsoever with the trans community and probably just act like regular people. But these memes don't exactly apply to them because they are 1, extremely rare and 2, given the nature of their condition they are quiet about it. But forget all that because this is the Internet, we don't do nuance here :^)


I'm surprised no one has made the association with Bobby Blobfish.
The memes also often follow the same joke where the pooner gets angry and violent and the physically beaten.
Also works in two ways, because the blobfish character is supposed to be a they/them or something.
Just put the big goblin ears on him , give him a green perm and he's basically an adorbs hecking valid dooderino!


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Misery loves company.

They feel miserable. They know they will never 'pass'. They shame others for the same insecurities they themselves have. The others feel insecure as well. They all rant on the internet.

Nobody can stand up to their bullies cause they have better reputation in the community and they are afraid of the reprecussions.
 
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Tard Whisperer said:
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“Creation of Alice”
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‘females tend to always hop on trends , anyway here’s my poonsona’
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‘TRANSMASC 👏 BODIES 👏 ARE 👏 SEXY 👏’
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‘Pooner learns an important hygiene lesson’
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“A poona using its majestical, natural, god-given labial beef flaps to soar in the skies above mortals.”
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>Why are most of us pink?
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My fucking sides.

Jesus some of these are fucking brutal lol.
Pooners are far more vicious to other Pooners than the most gloves off poster on the Farms.
Its almost impressive.
These bitches really know how to go for the jugular.
 
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Salvador Dali said:
Here are the first two requests the Pooner artist on r/ttttrans did
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Here are some other ideas the Pooner Redditors have requested the artist to create
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Lol the one with the hunchback pooner, I thought that was a troon thing?
I've seen countless examples of Eunuchs from pics from Imperial China, or the Ottoman Empire, right through to Dong Gone and Keffails where they have the trademark Eunuch Hunchback, never seen it on an FtM, do they get it too?
 
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Procrastinhater said:
Lol the one with the hunchback pooner, I thought that was a troon thing?
I've seen countless examples of Eunuchs from pics from Imperial China, or the Ottoman Empire, right through to Dong Gone and Keffails where they have they trademark Eunuch Hunchback, never seen it on an FtM, do they get it too?
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Here was the request that inspired the art:
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I'm not sure if the pooner had the signature Eunuch Hunch® in mind. My guess would be that the Pooner wanted it to have a slouch for the sake of making it look as grotesque as possible. Call that shit the Hunchback of Portland

Kiwifarms pooner art is tame and harmless compared to the monstrosities the Pooners depict of themselves.
 
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Sí. said:
"Can get others pregnant, can use the toilet standing"
That's a femboy.
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Yeah he's a Twink. Kinda the opposite to a pooner, now I think of it probably the mythical uwu softboi that pooners addicted to yaoi fantasize as their perfect boyfriend.
Android raptor said:
Need more poondola engaging in wholesome pooner activities, like shopping for rat toys with Alice.

Ayden and Gunther are my new OTP
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The funniest thing to me about the Ayden and Gunther comics is Gunther seems to be based on a real fucking Pooner, I'm sure I ran across a crazy Pooner on the Sideshows thread that thinks she's the reincarnation of Hitler or some shit, I just can't find the post and I can't be bothered to go back through a hundred pages when it was a few weeks ago.
 
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Procrastinhater said:
Jesus some of these are fucking brutal lol.
Pooners are far more vicious to other Pooners than the most gloves off poster on the Farms.
Its almost impressive.
These bitches really know how to go for the jugular.
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I'm honestly taken aback at how brutal some of these are, considering they're for pooners, by pooners. I find pooners more psychologically illuminating than any other trans-related content I can think of offhand. If they were just made by TERFs or something, I'd think they were uninspired, but the fact that the call is coming from inside the house, so to speak, makes this one of the more fascinating threads in the subforum. It's rare to see a group not only display such undisguised self-hatred but actively solicit it.
 
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Thomas Eugene Paris said:
I'm honestly taken aback at how brutal some of these are, considering they're for pooners, by pooners. I find pooners more psychologically illuminating than any other trans-related content I can think of offhand. If they were just made by TERFs or something, I'd think they were uninspired, but the fact that the call is coming from inside the house, so to speak, makes this one of the more fascinating threads in the subforum. It's rare to see a group not only display such undisguised self-hatred but actively solicit it.
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It gives a clear and somewhat horrifying look into the soul of the pooner and self loathing that waits within, like a monster under the basement stairs, waiting for the lights to go off and the house to settle down for the night... its fucking dark.
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Procrastinhater said:
It gives a clear and somewhat horrifying look into the soul of the pooner and self loathing that waits within, like a monster under the basement stairs, waiting for the lights to go off and the house to settle down for the night... its fucking dark.
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To paraphrase Nietzsche, if I may:

Battle not with pooners, lest ye become a pooner, and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
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Salvador Dali said:
🚨🚨They've become aware of the thread's existence🚨🚨
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What can I say? I gotta deliver the goods!

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zzzseden is the pooner artist taking requests. if you're reading this, we at the Farms enjoy your art very much.

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Well goddamn if this shit hasn't just got meta.
Welcome to the Zoo, Pooner artists!
I gotta say we love your work.
Feel free to drop in and say hello.
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