Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Procrastinhater]

Poondola II: the Heccening. Poondola watches a cartoon adaptation of Ayden and Gunther's totes gay and heccin manly relationship. (Props to @Hongourable Madisha for : DDood!)

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Poondola looks far less sus to me than her originator, for some reason Gondola always reminds me of Pedobear.

 

[TremendousBoredom]

Every once in a while I spy something that is an obvious reference to a real life Pooner like Elephant Dick and it cracks me up so badly.

Imagine seeing your heccin manly pooner-peener on one of these drawings, fuck.

At first I hated these things but now I came through trying to understand and analyze them and think they’re hilarious. If only they stopped at the drawings and didn’t become pooners themselves.

Also, which is heccin manlier? Full body phallo, or torso then limb phallo like the one above? Quantity over quality I guess.

So there are quite a few with Elephant Dick's lovecraftean tentacle phallotastrophe showing up. Don't remember the specific artist, but it's not just one having that make an appearance.
And that's part of the reason that we've got the ones where it's clearly a reference to a Pooner of prominence. The artists making these, in addition to dealing with their own dysphoria through some extremely warped art? Are also taking shots as members of their own community that they happen to dislike. So if you see something like the tentacock?

It is TOTALLY intentional, and very much likely that they wanted that person to see.
And yeah, on first glance a lot of these are very much in the "what the fuck is this shit?" category of annoying. But, after a while? Once you start trying to understand the thought processes behind them they become fucking hilarious and a great part of that is due to the fact that the people making these are almost entirely pooners calling out behaviors and people and not just going for "Haha, Pooner is lady that thinks is dude!"


Take for example, one of the classics by Worms in the Brain, the artistic genius who also gave us Zookeeper Alice being informative about the Pooner exhibit.

Easy to write off as "Pooner intrudes into male (and Alice!) space, is ignored as the annoyance it is". But, notice that Alice's manmode hoodie loses the Kitty imagery in panel two.

To quote a Pooner "All the pussy just moved to the left".
Artist's response was "Why", to which the response was "No manmoder listen to me manmoder what are you doing don't prioritize cisoids over your fellow troons nooooo"
Alice is the target in this one, and Poonie is being extra cunty by A)Knowing they're a troon, and B)Passive agressively triggering dysphoria since Alice isn't associating with Poonie who is TOTALLY a Dood guys! Really, manmode and be masculine with me!.

And with that bit of undeniable autism out of the way?

The end result of this conflict between Pooner and Hon.

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[Iron Jaguar]

For this glorious contribution (Though Poondola must be the envy of their pooner friends, so tall...), you are rewarded with one

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That is the best one thus far that is based on an IRL pic. Hilarious. Even more hilarious is that the Poonatic in the original picture thinks this is totes normal for doods and would be outraged at being laughed at.

 

[keytar]

Poondola looks far less sus to me than her originator, for some reason Gondola always reminds me of Pedobear.

Gondola was based on a parody of Pedobear iirc though how he ended up as a wholesome lil dude with no arms, I have no idea.

Today on things Pooners vaguely remind me of:

(Clangers have a dignified snoot though instead of a scary Pooner maw.)

 

[Slideshow Bill]

Do you think that this is a reverse psychology 5D chess play from the Aidens, or at least some of them? It's common knowledge that a good chunk of them troon out because they were the frumpy plain Janes and felt ugly in comparison to the Stacys and Beckys. Mix in some terminal onlineness and yaoi and boom. Do you think that us going on and on about how "feminine, curvy, and cute" they are makes them feel better about themselves deep down?

 

[vomitusdeux]

Gondola was based on a parody of Pedobear iirc though how he ended up as a wholesome lil dude with no arms, I have no idea.

Today on things Pooners vaguely remind me of:
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(Clangers have a dignified snoot though instead of a scary Pooner maw.)

Silly clooners, they put the rotdog on the face.

 

[TremendousBoredom]

Do you think that this is a reverse psychology 5D chess play from the Aidens, or at least some of them? It's common knowledge that a good chunk of them troon out because they were the frumpy plain Janes and felt ugly in comparison to the Stacys and Beckys. Mix in some terminal onlineness and yaoi and boom. Do you think that us going on and on about how "feminine, curvy, and cute" they are makes them feel better about themselves deep down?

With the backlash against Pooner art in some elements of the FTM community? Somewhat doubtful.
MAYBE among some of the "I'm an uwu soft femboi with no dysphoria why would I want T that'll make me stinky and bald and hairy!!!" crowd.

But considering the absolute loathing that seems to be directed at them by the Pooner creators? It's doubtful the artists care beyond what their creations provide as a coping mechanism and a way for them to put into an image what they perceive as dysphoria inducing flaws.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Ellen looks ready for backwards baseball caps, shirtless barbecues and all manner of gender euphoric real dood activity.

Yeah, but do you think she can pee standing up, my dood?

A spinny skirt made out of human skin?
Speaking of horrifying, I found some more "Full body Phallo" stuff . I THINK one of them might be the earliest reference, but I can't be 100% certain.

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The analog pooner (top) occupies a special place in my heart. Heccin' lo-fi, dood!

 

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Notice how she used to show of her boobs quite frequently in her early videos,whereas now she covers them with loose fitting clothes which makes me think that she is readying for the teetus deletus surgery.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

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Notice how she used to show of her boobs quite frequently in her early videos,whereas now she covers them with loose fitting clothes which makes me think that she is readying for the teetus deletus surgery.

She's undoubtedly a pooner but this would fit better in the Tranny Sideshows thread that-a-way.

 

[Pomniman]

More field notes: On a base level, these things have extremely feminine mannerisms that no amount of surgery or hormones will ever fix. There appears to be some level of superficial self-awareness with regards to this fact that makes them visibly distressed when in the vicinity of actual men, even if said men aren't interacting with them in any way. You can see them enviously staring at things like natural full beards while they stress sigh and loudly fuss with objects on their person.

 

[Surfin Terf]

Poondola looks far less sus to me than her originator, for some reason Gondola always reminds me of Pedobear.

Gondola was based on a parody of Pedobear iirc though how he ended up as a wholesome lil dude with no arms, I have no idea.

Today on things Pooners vaguely remind me of:
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(Clangers have a dignified snoot though instead of a scary Pooner maw.)

Gondola is based on spurdo spärde who was, in turn, based on pedobear.

Spurdo was intended as a parody of Finnish teenagers on the Internet, but ended up becoming an entire world of its own and when those Finns became 20-somethings Spurdo began to take on more depressed themes. Gondala is basically just a subtype of Spurdo, but armless, symmetric, and mute.

 

[TremendousBoredom]

More field notes: On a base level, these things have extremely feminine mannerisms that no amount of surgery or hormones will ever fix. There appears to be some level of superficial self-awareness with regards to this fact that makes them visibly distressed when in the vicinity of actual men, even if said men aren't interacting with them in any way. You can see them enviously staring at things like natural full beards while they stress sigh and loudly fuss with objects on their person.

This is female socialization in play. After all, there are two groups known for being unbelievably catty and able to smell weakness and the "other". And those groups are women and gay men.
Pooners have female socialization. They know they won't pass, and something will trip the uncanny valley effect and they expect fully to be "outed".
And since they're infecting gay male spaces like some sort of ambulatory Regan era AIDS?

Hell fucking yes, they're going to be outed and excluded unless they can play the "Baaaaaaawwwwww! Transphobia! Transmisandry!" card to get them MAYBE a pityfuck from a Bi guy who "totally sees them as a real man".

So while the Pooner looks for everything they don't have and won't ever have without some sort of miracle, they're also watching for any sign that they're about to be outed as the intruder and outsider.

 

[Fapcop]

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Notice how she used to show of her boobs quite frequently in her early videos,whereas now she covers them with loose fitting clothes which makes me think that she is readying for the teetus deletus surgery.

Big F and pour out a pint for those milkers.

They weren’t out of this world, but a very respectable, pair of A grade titties that I’m sure someone will miss.


Ironically, making this kind of porn is a very typically feminine activity.

The vast majority of male porno studs out there are doing it for money, but this kind of exhibitionist pornography made available for free is something you for the most part only see women do.

 

[Pomniman]

This is female socialization in play. After all, there are two groups known for being unbelievably catty and able to smell weakness and the "other". And those groups are women and gay men.
Pooners have female socialization. They know they won't pass, and something will trip the uncanny valley effect and they expect fully to be "outed".
And since they're infecting gay male spaces like some sort of ambulatory Regan era AIDS?

Hell fucking yes, they're going to be outed and excluded unless they can play the "Baaaaaaawwwwww! Transphobia! Transmisandry!" card to get them MAYBE a pityfuck from a Bi guy who "totally sees them as a real man".

So while the Pooner looks for everything they don't have and won't ever have without some sort of miracle, they're also watching for any sign that they're about to be outed as the intruder and outsider.

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In some ways it seems like they prefer being outed to being ignored outright because negative attention feeds their ego while no attention at all or hollow lipservice leaves them with no outlet to externalize their constant state of anxiety onto. They hate themselves too much to be mollified by the phony "validation" of trans allies and fellow brokangz so looking for the next thing to cry or scream or cut themselves about is as close to being genuine as they get.

 

[Male Idiot]

Superjail was so ahead of its time.

Superjail came out in 2007 I think. And the 'hon' there? His name is Alice.

 

[Oilspill Battery]

This says there are five people called Pooner in the US.
Please make this true.

It says it can't find any and one of the reasons is that there's less than 5 occurences, it says that for any gibberish name you input.

 

[Procrastinhater]

It says it can't find any and one of the reasons is that there's less than 5 occurences, it says that for any gibberish name you input.

Damn, I must have misread. In my defense my vision was probably blurred from tears of laughter at the thought of 5 True and Honest "Mr Pooner" instances out there somewhere in the wild.
I should have remembered, if it sounds too good to be true, It probably is.

 

[Oilspill Battery]

It's a reference to a HP Lovecraft story. Residents of a small Massachusetts town turn out to have been breeding with horrible eldritch entity worshipping fish people.
Causes baldness and weird features, an eventual call to the sea to go and return to their horrible fish ancestors.
Ironically enough, for one of HP Lovecraft's most "MIXING RACES IS BAD!" stories and ones folks trot out when describing his unrepentant racism...the running theory is that HP Lovecraft's discovery that he had Welsh ancestry triggered his anglophilia and it was a reaction to that, not as thought by the woke, a reference to interbreeding with Blacks or Asians.

Why would lovecraft write a "racemixing bad" story right after finding out he's welsh?

 

[Newman's Lovechild]

real men wish they had that weird and totally comical fake ab implants hard as iron physique.

The fuck? Did she buy an Ab-abber? Were the girls all up ons?

I've seen so many door-knocker nose rings on women

I think of them as livestock handles.