Alabaster Disaster
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Not only that but some of the replies directly refer to the former account owner as "Shane."
Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.
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Have any of you ever woken up and decided after observing years of shit flinging between Tomlinson and his alogs, and knowing how much it has cost Rick physically and mentally, that today's the day you defend m'fattys honor from those dang, dirty trolls? I didn't think so.
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The funniest part of this tard to me is how active he is in the HiSense sub-reddit. He's in there debating people, troubleshooting, calling people trolls; its fascinating someone would spend their time doing this in a forum about low quality TVs.
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It’s fascinating the obscure subsets of subsets of a niche lolcow will put manhours into
Need4Sneed
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Yeah, imagine being into something so obscure.
Now if you don't mind me, I'm gonna go read about Chantal's latest bowel movement.
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Lol good point. I am tickled at the idea some dude googles how to fix his tv and sees some dude threatening to super sue someone with his Microsoft lawyers cause some guy doesn’t believe he’s a government sanctioned hacker
Sumptinsfuckey
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This guy might turn out to even more entertaining that Fatrick S bloblinson!
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Just wanted to pop in as someone who's actually pursuing the kind of career that Shane likes to pretend he had and my partner is a Full Stack Developer specialising in JS and React.
This guy is full of shit- his jobs are basically one step up from a call centre/troubleshooter ("have you tried turning it on and off again?")
Only the most pathetic losers who think they're hackmasters after learning how to change a DNS brag about this hacking shit. His digital footprint also suggests someone who doesn't know the first thing about internet opsec, despite his delusions.
And of course all his super secret l33t hacking jobs are kept off his resumé- because that's what you do with a resume you see, you don't include your most prestigious jobs!
He's literally a bugman, all these jobs are mid-level, his skills are replaceable and unremarkable. He's living in a fantasy world.
Edit: I'll keep an eye on the thread for any more tech brags he makes and run them past my partner so we can correcT the record and embarrass this pathetic bioleninist amoeba in real time
This guy is full of shit- his jobs are basically one step up from a call centre/troubleshooter ("have you tried turning it on and off again?")
Only the most pathetic losers who think they're hackmasters after learning how to change a DNS brag about this hacking shit. His digital footprint also suggests someone who doesn't know the first thing about internet opsec, despite his delusions.
And of course all his super secret l33t hacking jobs are kept off his resumé- because that's what you do with a resume you see, you don't include your most prestigious jobs!
He's literally a bugman, all these jobs are mid-level, his skills are replaceable and unremarkable. He's living in a fantasy world.
Edit: I'll keep an eye on the thread for any more tech brags he makes and run them past my partner so we can correcT the record and embarrass this pathetic bioleninist amoeba in real time
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They were probably from Fiji so they sounded the same. Good people, hard workers.
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Were replaceable and unremarkable. He can't even do that stuff anymore.
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Shane E Nokes is fat and no one will have sex with him.
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If I was writing a satirical piece about the most obnoxious Reddit loser I could think of, I wouldn't invent this guy because it wouldn't be believable. I mean, having the Twitter handle @XboxMountainDew? Come the fuck on! It's on the level of calling your villain Fonald Plump. Only the worst, and fattest, writers would come up with such a thing.
Manul Otocolobus
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I love it. His education is just HS and he never learned a proper trade. Even fucking fatrick has a leg up on this guy in education, he is at least a college drop-out. These days not having a degree really limits where one can go in the tech world unless one is creating a startup with some really promising shit. For any possible advancement you should have a 4-year degree, in an IT/engineering/data science discipline is best, but some lower-level jobs just want a 4-year degree period, not even caring what it is in.
He was a problematic low-level employee at Microsoft, being given the opportunity for advancement, and shitting on it twice. Then he decided that he wasn't quite pathetic enough yet, went on to fake a disability to get a tugboat, and beg for handouts as he can't even afford a fucking bed. Sweet mother of Jesus, I don't know how this guy rolls (in a literal sense) out of bed in the morning being this pathetic. I mean, if I couldn't even afford to buy a fucking bed, I would eat the business end of a gun. At that point there is no hope of recovering even a single shred of self-respect and dignity. That is a 100% life fail.
He also seems to enjoy whining about headaches and a nebulous neuromuscular issue, all of which could likely be solved by him losing 100+ lbs. Put The Fork Down, Fatass! Even if your "neuromuscular" issues prevent you from doing much, you can at least adjust your caloric intake so you aren't a fat bitch! This is basic stuff, even if you are a retard.
What is it with these retarded LOLcows claiming disability or just being frankly unemployed and then spending their whole life on the interwebs threatening people and acting like a tough guy? Fatrick does it, Shame Nohope here does it, Turkey-man Acerthron does it, the list goes on and on. It's like this is a requirement for being a male LOLcow.
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Also, his bragging about his "Microsoft Alumni Network" membership?
Yeah that's literally just a little club anyone who's worked for Microsoft can join, it's basically just a support group kek
Yeah that's literally just a little club anyone who's worked for Microsoft can join, it's basically just a support group kek
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Manul Otocolobus
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This fat fuck, lame ass gimp doesn't even drive!
Holy shit. Shame Nohope actually manages to completely dwarf Fatrick's level of pathetic. Even Fatrick drives his shitbox around drunk.
Holy shit. Shame Nohope actually manages to completely dwarf Fatrick's level of pathetic. Even Fatrick drives his shitbox around drunk.
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Point taken; but at least there might be some comedy to be had reading about the cows. How much entertainment value is there in sperging about firmware updates on shit tier Chinese TVs?
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Are people so desperate for camaraderie that they'll form bonds of brotherhood over jockeying desks?
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I wouldn't want to share desks with this dude, guaranteed everytime you leave he pulls this move.
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We have a nice middle ground of lol cows with a tech background. Chris Chan with his CAD degree he did nothing with, this guy who did minor work in the industry then quit and pretends he’s still a elite hacker/dev or whatever, then at the end Terry Davis who continued to work on Gods true and ordained operating system until he went home to his Lord
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