Dylan James Mulvaney / Days of Girlhood / Day __ of Being a Girl - Dylan Explains It All, a gay man interprets 'girlhood' in all glorious technicolor.

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Bro you're like 35...Eloise is not your thing.

You were off by 8 years.

Trooning out made him age prematurely.

 

[NyQuilninja]

Dylan dressed up as Eloise.
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I have moved on past hate because hate would mean that I care in some capacity. No I am firmly rooted in apathy to the point I can not truthfully say I view people like this as human.

 

[Jane Eyre]

Dylan is looking for someone to do his hair and makeup in Pittsburgh tomorrow and in New Orleans on Sunday. So now we know where he is heading to next.


Otherwise on IG stories he just reposted some pics and a video.

 

[urine_county]

Dylan is looking for someone to do his hair and makeup in Pittsburgh tomorrow and in New Orleans on Sunday. So now we know where he is heading to next.
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Otherwise on IG stories he just reposted some pics and a video.
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He waited an awfully long time to beg for free makeup and hairstyling. Pitt has been advertising his event at least since early March.

 

[Passacaille]

Dylan took a pic with some of the Plaza Hotel staff and it looks like all of the merch on his website sold out.

I see Dylan is using the classic ShoeOnHead pose, the "I am smol bean and cute" stance. It's sad to see a grown woman do it, in an attempt to look smaller and younger, coming off instead as insecure about herself. But it's creepy as all hell to see a man in a little girl's outfit imitate the same pose. He's not insecure, he gets off on this. He's probably hiding a boner too this way.

 

[Trianon]

Dylan is looking for someone to do his hair and makeup in Pittsburgh tomorrow and in New Orleans on Sunday. So now we know where he is heading to next.
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Otherwise on IG stories he just reposted some pics and a video.
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Miscast is a Broadway event every year where performers sing songs outside their typical roles, and it almost always involves singing songs as the opposite gender. Whatever role Dylan picks, it will be horrifying.

 

[Passacaille]

Miscast is a Broadway event every year where performers sing songs outside their typical roles, and it almost always involves singing songs as the opposite gender. Whatever role Dylan picks, it will be horrifying.

Or maybe, just maybe, due to the convoluted logic of his distorted world view and gender self-identification, he'll just sing the role of a masculine man, and for the first time he'll sound and look just normal. Now wouldn't that be a funny twist.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

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He looks like Chris Kattan doing a bit for SNL in the 90s

 

[Norbert the Tiger]

I saw this on twitter. I presume it is real. If you do not hate the Biden administration and the DNC with every fibre of your being, you are part of the problem.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I see Dylan is using the classic ShoeOnHead pose, the "I am smol bean and cute" stance. It's sad to see a grown woman do it, in an attempt to look smaller and younger, coming off instead as insecure about herself. But it's creepy as all hell to see a man in a little girl's outfit imitate the same pose. He's not insecure, he gets off on this. He's probably hiding a boner too this way.

What’s fascinating to me is that he’s had FFS, he gets his hair and makeup done professionally, his clothes are expensive, he’s posing very carefully, and he still looks like a man. It’s hard to imagine what else he could do. Some people (most people) will just never pass.

 

[Passacaille]

What’s fascinating to me is that he’s had FFS, he gets his hair and makeup done professionally, his clothes are expensive, he’s posing very carefully, and he still looks like a man. It’s hard to imagine what else he could do. Some people (most people) will just never pass.

All these steps that you list are a part of what the Vice President of the United States of America calls 'living authentically'. Kamala Harris would know, she's famous for her authenticity.

 

[Amin Yamumm]

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I'm sure he is.

Don't come to Europe. You will not be welcome in 99% of it.

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

I can’t wait for the Plaza Hotel saga to end. Aren’t they sick of him yet?

For the most part, hotel staff don't give a fuck what you do as long as:
-other guests don't complain about you
-you let the staff do their fucking job
-you don't trash the place

Honestly, I'd take Dyldo over a kids' sports team any day of the week. Those things are hell.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

I see Dylan is using the classic ShoeOnHead pose, the "I am smol bean and cute" stance. It's sad to see a grown woman do it, in an attempt to look smaller and younger, coming off instead as insecure about herself. But it's creepy as all hell to see a man in a little girl's outfit imitate the same pose. He's not insecure, he gets off on this. He's probably hiding a boner too this way.

It reminds me of Stefonknee Wolscht. Usually they're straight AGPs doing this shit, you expect better of HSTS.

 

[NoReturn]

Dylan is looking for someone to do his hair and makeup in Pittsburgh tomorrow and in New Orleans on Sunday. So now we know where he is heading to next.
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Otherwise on IG stories he just reposted some pics and a video.
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Does he pay them or is this an Amanda Palmer situation?

 

[Fapcop]

For the most part, hotel staff don't give a fuck what you do as long as:
-other guests don't complain about you
-you let the staff do their fucking job
-you don't trash the place

I mean… Depends on the hotel.

If you’re a Motel 6 or whatever or some soulless suburban, big chain affiliate, franchisee then sure.

“Sure buddy, bring over a hooker. Just don’t damage anything or make a mess, cause we will charge you extra!”

But some hotels/staff DO care. Especially if it’s an upscale place like the Plaza, and doesn’t need an “influencer” for jack shit.

Honestly, I'd take Dyldo over a kids' sports team any day of the week. Those things are hell.

Pretty sure we don’t know the half of it. Wouldn’t be surprised if he acts like a diva and constantly calls down to room service and the concierge with weird demands.

 

[Tau Tack]

You're super right about this. People were saying "check the sound, you're just transphobic" and so I did and you're totally right. Most of the other videos in this genre are nothing like Dylan's.
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Plus to add: yes, actually, it is fucking creepy when grown women dress and act like little girls, but at least they were once themselves little girls. When men dress up as, and festishise being, a little girl it’s time for millstones and a deep body of water.

 

[Random Internet Person]

I honestly wasn't all in on the "Dylan is a pedo" theories before, but this shit tipped me over the edge.

I see Dylan is using the classic ShoeOnHead pose, the "I am smol bean and cute" stance. It's sad to see a grown woman do it, in an attempt to look smaller and younger, coming off instead as insecure about herself. But it's creepy as all hell to see a man in a little girl's outfit imitate the same pose. He's not insecure, he gets off on this. He's probably hiding a boner too this way.

Plus to add: yes, actually, it is fucking creepy when grown women dress and act like little girls, but at least they were once themselves little girls. When men dress up as, and festishise being, a little girl it’s time for millstones and a deep body of water.

Has Dylan ever really tried to make some kind of move on children yet? All I think I’ve seen him do is talk about how “dating is hard!”

As it stands now, I’m still in the camp he’s a run of the mill narcissist. But the line between “looking for something, anything, to be recognized for and be talked about” and “AGP fantasy” looks to be getting blurry.

Has Dylan really ever talked about things like “let kids be queer”?

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Has Dylan ever really tried to make some kind of move on children yet? All I think I’ve seen him do is talk about how “dating is hard!”

As it stands now, I’m still in the camp he’s a run of the mill narcissist. But the line between “looking for something, anything, to be recognized for and be talked about” and “AGP fantasy” looks to be getting blurry.

Has Dylan really ever talked about things like “let kids be queer”?

A lot of pedos are incels who are frustrated because adults are much harder to control or manipulate. Adults are far more likely to tell them to fuck off.

Similarly to Alok Vaid Menon, the fact that he complains that no one wants to date an ugly man with horrible makeup, fashion sense, and body odor, might increase his chances that he'll target children.

 

[Tau Tack]

Has Dylan really ever talked about things like “let kids be queer”?

He talks in very infantile terms, and has a style and affect which appeals to tween girls/mentally sub-normal women. Like other people, I think he’s some kind of psyop or cynical theatrical narc with a lot of people in his corner about the type of content he puts out, so he curates an image of a neutered twink turned manic pixie dream girl that a lot of people would find quite harmless.

But his is the same weirdo who talks about normalising the bulge and Barbie pouches. He’s a gay man who couldn’t catch monkey pox at an orgy because he’s too insufferable even for other fags. That fact speaks for itself. Gay men have enough sense of self-preservation to stay away from this haunted ventriloquist doll.