Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[aerostar88]

The only thing better than a pedophile is a pedophile who justifies it with math.

Don't forget social justice. Since anyone who thinks his behavior with women is inappropriate is a raging ageist who must be stopped.

 

[WatchtheWorldWern]

So...on his OKcupid profile he says that he "volunteers at the Evergreen club".

The Evergreen Clubhouse is a Behavioral Health center. One who's programs include having their 'members' help the staff tend to the grounds, to help give them a sense of agency and purpose while going through behavioral therapy.

So either he's putting on airs and spinning it to make it seem like he's doing Fibonacci's work. Or he is completely oblivious to the fact that he's enrolled in behavioral therapy. I was wondering how it could be possible for him to be unaware of this, but then I thought...wasn't his mom just in town? Did his mom take him out to a lovely place filled with kind people during her visit? People who *just happened* to need some volunteer work done around the place?

 

[SpacePanther]

So...on his OKcupid profile he says that he "volunteers at the Evergreen club".

The Evergreen Clubhouse is a Behavioral Health center. One who's programs include having their 'members' help the staff tend to the grounds, to help give them a sense of agency and purpose while going through behavioral therapy.

So either he's putting on airs and spinning it to make it seem like he's doing Fibonacci's work. Or he is completely oblivious to the fact that he's enrolled in behavioral therapy. I was wondering how it could be possible for him to be unaware of this, but then I thought...wasn't his mom just in town? Did his mom take him out to a lovely place filled with kind people during her visit? People who *just happened* to need some volunteer work done around the place?

Safe to assume he's just oblivious to it. Lucas is a very oblivious person in general and wouldn't surprise me if the Werner mom tricked him into it.

 

[aerostar88]

Holy shit this weekend has been a ruthless few days of posts from Lucas.

Spoiler: Men should wait until 30 to have sex

I swear to god Lucas is spamming so much he reminds me of Horse_ebooks sometimes.

Spoiler: Maybe Lucas needs a sugar Daddy?

He fucking loves this new biotruth about men under 30. Hey Lucas, if you're so superior, how come you haven't had sex in 5 years?

Spoiler: More shit about fibonacci, golden spiral, milky way

In the past day he's posted far to many things to post here. So of course, him not getting laid = ageism = hate speech/bigotry = sociopath. Of course some people are still trying to use logic on Lucas. Maybe they'll get the hint soon that he's not interested in any opinion that doesn't guarantee him underage poon.

Spoiler: Rational arguments make him spook off

Valid points, but it will always fall of deaf ears.

Bonus: RIP Jaden Smith

 

[Bassomatic]

A new branch of Crazy Lucas updates always brighten my day.

I have a hobbiest's back round in medicine and nutrition and I had to google telomerase, I'm sure Lucas doesn't know if it more than it sounds fancy and makes him seem smart. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telomerase . What's so scary and funny to me about this. He's scouring google to find shit that lines up to this golden number antics.

Now if you don't feel like reading about RNA what's funny, more proof Lucas has no idea what it is, if anything it's a strong reasoning on a cellular level why men should have sex young. (due to need to divide cells like sperm cells) while an older man can father a child, his chances are much better when the divides are seamless as they are younger.

It's pretty clear Lucas is just trying to keep any challengers out of the way. He's building his box of look any one other than me sex is wrong.

I got a chuckle when he tries to explain economics and then claims it's the religion of money. Money is only one part of economics.

 

[aerostar88]

He's building his box of look any one other than me sex is wrong.

Lucas will always find a way to use pseudo-science as a way to vomit his sexual frustration onto anyone who will listen.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

Lucas Werner is like Elliot Rodgers, Giorgios Tsoukalos(possible incorrect spelling, but that's the Ancient Aliens guy), and a sloth rolled into mrsa infested drain on society. He talks about entitlement, throws in some pseudo science into the mix, but is too damn lazy to do anything about. Plus dat rape face.

 

[Father Dharmendra Rada]

Lucas has TRULY lost it. I know I've said this several times before, but I'll let the screenshot about how banging Lucas will literally save the world speak for itself:

 

[Adamska]

Lucas has TRULY lost it. I know I've said this several times before, but I'll let the screenshot about how banging Lucas will literally save the world speak for itself:
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He must be pissed that no human being would be willing to touch him, least of all young women who prefer men around their age.

 

[aerostar88]

Lucas has TRULY lost it. I know I've said this several times before, but I'll let the screenshot about how banging Lucas will literally save the world speak for itself:
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It's like it's some shitty porno where Lucas is the only man with the genes to repopulate the earth.

 

[The Queen of Trash]

I just wonder how long it's going to take until we see a full blown, autistic meltdown.

 

[aerostar88]

I just wonder how long it's going to take until we see a full blown, autistic meltdown.

When the election results come in.

 

[Dale69Trucks]

his mom sounds like she has enabled his antisocial behavior. Him and CWC should start a band or something.

 

[on a serious note]

Lucas has TRULY lost it. I know I've said this several times before, but I'll let the screenshot about how banging Lucas will literally save the world speak for itself:
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thats not how telomeres work at all

overactive telomerase causes cancer, lucas.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Actually, younger men and women have a higher chance of producing healthy offspring. If Lucas managed to nail a 18 year old, the odds that the kid would have some sort of genetic defect are higher than if the mother had borne the child of another 18 year old. Once again, Lucas has no idea what he's talking about.

We're not gonna make it mandatory for 18 year olds to have sex with you Lucas.

 

[aerostar88]

The facebook posts are neverending.

Spoiler: You must obey the Wern

Anything that leaves less women under 30 for Lucas is proven by facts and pseudo-science to be the cause of the armageddon.

Spoiler: Poly relationships are evil

"I've got my telomeres to protect."

Spoiler: I so need a poor, cute girl (not) my age

I don't know if its because it's early, or if this genuinely doesn't make sense.

 

[Bassomatic]

So.... about that MSRA Lucas...

It's also Lucas so safe to assume, it makes no sense. Has he tried to defend this idea of why younger men can't date? I don't think it's bragging for any of us to say we either are/were or know a 20 something male who's better off than Lucas. Even if "immature" by you know, owning a home, car, career....

Now the math is as normal comical because he's 36, links a 11 year gap but wants him some 16 year old tail.... I'm pretty sure the number he's come up with is 25. Fibonacci sequence, doesn't have any of those 3 numbers.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

The only positive that Lucas has going for him is that he's not Leonard F. Shaner.

 

[Father Dharmendra Rada]

Jesus fucking christ.

 

[aerostar88]

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Jesus fucking christ.

Please Lucas, tell me more about how you are superior in terms of maturity, mental health, and physical fitness. This should be good.