Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Ntwadumela]

RE: The $20 "donation" from his EBT card every month, he has messaged me about this before.

He said he buys soda, chips, cheese, and salami and spells things out in public with it. He honestly thinks it will get him a girlfriend. He asked me what more he has to do to prove he's a NiceGuy™

He said he's been confronted by security guards in these places and told to get rid of the food. So he moves it somewhere else and watches from afar. If he sees someone going over to the food (no doubt to throw it out) he takes off home to masturbate about how sweet and caring he is and how its a fucking tragedy that he hasn't had sex in 5 years. He doesn't understand that most people won't eat or drink random shit left out on a picnic table.

Young girls don't go after creepy, balding, middle-aged men.
He should be trying to date people his own age.

 

[bloodcoffee]

Young girls don't go after creepy, balding, middle-aged men.
He should be trying to date people his own age.

They sometimes do if the old buggers are rich and the women are gold diggers. However Lucas has nothing to offer so he's gonna be forever alone hopefully

 

[aerostar88]

They sometimes do if the old buggers are rich and the women are gold diggers. However Lucas has nothing to offer so he's gonna be forever alone hopefully

But what about his EBT card? He offer such generous donations of 10 dollars per month to prove how thoughtful he is. Surely some woman will eat his salami one day and realize she truly owes this man a relationship. After all, his lack of sexual activity is the second greatest tragedy known to man, just after Sanders not winning the nomination.

 

[Vitriol]

I'm 26.....so depending on what age range he is admitting to wanting today.....I'm either at least 3 years too old, the oldest he will allow, or I'm 2 or 3 years from being an old lady to him



*makes mental note and proceeds to purchase weapon just in case*

Uhhhhg trying to post some screenshots but it won't let me upload more than one photo at a time.....I'll get on my pc tomorrow and do it. I'm probably just not used to all the posting options and stuff yet but I'll figure it out.

Oh and i think his kindle is fixed.. or at least he messaged me with text instead of more creepy sound clips where he said my name way too many times while talking about how woman should want to fuck older guys

Welcome to the farms,

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Try and avoid revealing unnecessary personal information- this is powerleveling and not everyone who reads these boards is benevolent.

Happy posting

Vit

 

[CallMeDoctorWerm]

Welcome to the farms,

Posts can be edited to include extra info this is preferred to double or triple posting.

Try and avoid revealing unnecessary personal information- this is powerleveling and not everyone who reads these boards is benevolent.

Happy posting

Vit

Alright yeah sorry about that. Going to just use my tablet from now on because my phone just can't seem to work correctly. Ill edit those together or delete the excess posts

 

[Father Dharmendra Rada]

If anything truly embodies the nature of Lucas, it is this exchange.

 

[ActualKiwi]

Lucas Werner: Forever Alone.

 

[CallMeDoctorWerm]

Spoiler: dangerous wernds

Danger Wern

So now he's saying he wants people to die....

 

[Adamska]

Lucas Werner: Forever Alone.

As it should be.

 

[Kršćanin Čendlervic]

This may be off topic but I was wondering if anyone knew Lucas' current okcupid account. I know he had two others that are no longer active.

 

[The Queen of Trash]

This may be off topic but I was wondering if anyone knew Lucas' current okcupid account. I know he had two others that are no longer active.

It doesn't appear that he does have an account (idk, I just might be too lazy to properly dig into it right now). He might have been banned so many times that he gave up since he would have to keep making new email accounts just to sign up.

EDIT: He might have a POF or any other free dating site account.

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

Apparently men shouldn't start dating until they are 30 years old.

 

[aerostar88]

Apparently men shouldn't start dating until they are 30 years old.
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You have to follow the Werner way of life. That means don't lose your virginity until age 27, and blame Christianity for not losing it sooner.

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

Lucas admits he would be fine dating someone out of his fibonacci range. I guess that's not surprising.

This may be off topic but I was wondering if anyone knew Lucas' current okcupid account. I know he had two others that are no longer active.

This is his current okcupid account: https://www.okcupid.com/profile/KeplermanSpokan

 

[Golly]

Lucas admits he would be fine dating someone out of his fibonacci range. I guess that's not surprising.
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How gracious of him. The old bag is nearly 2 years older than his Golden Ratio fanboying dictates. That he would listen to her case and say "Yes, this will do." is benevolence incarnate.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

From what I saw on his okcupid profile, his is a face that just screams "rape!". Sex with him would violate a good portion of the Geneva convention.

 

[The Queen of Trash]

Lucas admits he would be fine dating someone out of his fibonacci range. I guess that's not surprising.

All he probably needs is a chick who looks young and has bad tastes in guys.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

For all his talk, Lucas would stick it in a 60 year old if she gave him the time of day.

 

[AnOminous]

For all his talk, Lucas would stick it in a 60 year old if she gave him the time of day.

Or if she had a heart attack and fell unconscious at his feet.

 

[glutenfreebooty]

The only thing better than a pedophile is a pedophile who justifies it with math.