Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

aerostar88 said:
I keep forgetting to post this. Since I got blocked after a relatively benign conversation, I have not been interacting with him. Just viewing his stuff on a second account. A few days before he blocked me, he began a sexual conversation with me out of nowhere. He began that day's conversation with the first message shown here.
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Clearly I changed the subject at this point, but we shortly returned to the topic of sex with this message, also unprompted. There's a few funny moments there. Hope some of you can get a kick out of it.

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How do you get toilet paper "too far"? Does he stuff toilet paper inside his asshole? What the hell.
 
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Was half asleep when I posted the last screenshots. After the "toilet paper" bit he added another golden line.

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He later gave me his thoughts on threesomes.

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ActualKiwi said:
He can't even get one girl and he wants two? I think his math is off.
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Two lucky ladies might get a chance to share the honor of blowing Lucas!

Seriously, though. He seemed to think he could make the ladies orgasm by touching one of them every once in a while. If CWC ever gets a dating education class on the go, Lucas might benefit from it. Since all he's doing now is buying salami and soda with his EBT card, spelling out love in junk food, snapping a pic to jerk off about how sensitive he is, and then running back to his MRSA cave. Ladies, take notes. When he presents you with free meat, he's the man for you.
 
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aerostar88 said:
Two lucky ladies might get a chance to share the honor of blowing Lucas!

Seriously, though. He seemed to think he could make the ladies orgasm by touching one of them every once in a while. If CWC ever gets a dating education class on the go, Lucas might benefit from it. Since all he's doing now is buying salami and soda with his EBT card, spelling out love in junk food, snapping a pic to jerk off about how sensitive he is, and then running back to his MRSA cave. Ladies, take notes. When he presents you with free meat, he's the man for you.
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Maybe he could spin them on his dick, CWC Manbeast style?
 
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ActualKiwi said:
Maybe he could spin them on his dick, CWC Manbeast style?
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I'm sure Lucas has lots of horrifying sex moves. Like CWC, the best lines come from him without any prompting whatsoever. Maybe Lucas needs a waifu, like Chris? Given how much Lucas talks about sex standing up, it might work. I mean I really don't see how it would be physically possible for him to do with a woman, given his body type.
 
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I'm sure Lucas has lots of horrifying sex moves. Like CWC, the best lines come from him without any prompting whatsoever. Maybe Lucas needs a waifu, like Chris? Given how much Lucas talks about sex standing up, it might work. I mean I really don't see how it would be physically possible for him to do with a woman, given his body type.
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While we think along these lines, chris is a true and honest woman...maybe he she and lucas...
 
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Just joined the site, but I've been watching this thread for a bit over a month and it is the best thing ever. I've been quietly creeping his fb profiles for a little longer (which is how i eventually found this thread) and after i added him he's messaged me a couple of times (I'll go back and see if anything worth posting is in there) but now that his kindle is messed up he keeps voice messaging me and I was hoping someone on here would know how i could post them for you guys

ALSO, sorry in advance if me going back through and rating posts gives you guys annoying notifications or anything....like i said, i LITERALLY just joined so i have no clue how most of this works, yet.

OH and here's a link to an image dump of all the screenshots i took while creeping his facebook

(Sorry for probably managing to fuck up posting that link SOMEHOW....i don't know what my phone is doing. This is the best i could do between is continually reloading the page)
 
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aWermHasNoName said:
OH and my phone doesn't seem to want me to re-edit my other post, but here's a link to an image dump of all the screenshots i took while creeping his facebook

(Sorry for probably managing to fuck up posting that link SOMEHOW....i don't know what my phone is doing. This is the best i could do between is continually reloading the page)
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RE: The $20 "donation" from his EBT card every month, he has messaged me about this before.

He said he buys soda, chips, cheese, and salami and spells things out in public with it. He honestly thinks it will get him a girlfriend. He asked me what more he has to do to prove he's a NiceGuy™

He said he's been confronted by security guards in these places and told to get rid of the food. So he moves it somewhere else and watches from afar. If he sees someone going over to the food (no doubt to throw it out) he takes off home to masturbate about how sweet and caring he is and how its a fucking tragedy that he hasn't had sex in 5 years. He doesn't understand that most people won't eat or drink random shit left out on a picnic table.
 
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The first time he messaged me i told him i was busy playing a PC game because i didn't want to ignore him and miss out on all the possible cringey goodness ....which led to him messaging me saying he just wants "a nerd girl to sit around, play video games, and let him feed her food" .....I'll edit a screenshot into this later when i have time to edit myself out of it because i just talk to him on my personal account. (I'm all the way across the US from him and in my state all he has to do is step foot off the street into my yard and I'd be allowed to shoot to kill if I wanted.....so really not too worried about him coming to get me....plus I'm older than the age range he says he wants so badly so idk why he even wants to talk to me)
 
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aWermHasNoName said:
The first time he messaged me i told him i was busy playing a PC game because i didn't want to ignore him and miss out on all the possible cringey goodness ....which led to him messaging me saying he just wants "a nerd girl to sit around, play video games, and let him feed her food" .....I'll edit a screenshot into this later when i have time to edit myself out of it because i just talk to him on my personal account. (I'm all the way across the US from him and in my state all he has to do is step foot off the street into my yard and I'd be allowed to shoot to kill if I wanted.....so really not too worried about him coming to get me....plus I'm older than the age range he says he wants so badly so idk why he even wants to talk to me)
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Do you fit into the fibonacci sequence?
 
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aWermHasNoName said:
The first time he messaged me i told him i was busy playing a PC game because i didn't want to ignore him and miss out on all the possible cringey goodness ....which led to him messaging me saying he just wants "a nerd girl to sit around, play video games, and let him feed her food" .....I'll edit a screenshot into this later when i have time to edit myself out of it because i just talk to him on my personal account. (I'm all the way across the US from him and in my state all he has to do is step foot off the street into my yard and I'd be allowed to shoot to kill if I wanted.....so really not too worried about him coming to get me....plus I'm older than the age range he says he wants so badly so idk why he even wants to talk to me)
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My state has the same laws. We actually had an incident where a Lucas-like creeper finally crossed the line and tried to rape a girl, and she pulled out her legally concealed carry gun and shot him. She hit him in the brachial artery (in the shoulder, above the heart) and he bled out before the ambulance could get there. The killing was ruled justified, and she was not charged.
 
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DrJonesHat said:
She hit him in the brachial artery (in the shoulder, above the heart) and he bled out before the ambulance could get there.
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He probably bled out before the 911 call was finished. The brachial will spew like a garden hose and the guy probably immediately passed out from loss of blood pressure and bled out in as little as a minute.
 
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aWermHasNoName said:
I'm 26.....so depending on what age range he is admitting to wanting today.....I'm either at least 3 years too old, the oldest he will allow, or I'm 2 or 3 years from being an old lady to him :P
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He's openly stated that he doesn't really care about following his own manifesto if it becomes inconvenient to him. The Golden ratio is only law when applied to younger girls who he feels are obligated to fuck him. On his end, it's more of a loose guideline. So if you want to, you totally can . Go ahead and climb up on that old tree, young moss. Feed him your sunlight and rest easy knowing that you'll never run out of bologna sandwiches...except for on Sundays...and only two per day...unless the tree is hungry...the tree is always hungry.
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MRSA is NOT an STD!
 
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He's openly stated that he doesn't really care about following his own manifesto if it becomes inconvenient to him. The Golden ratio is only law when applied to younger girls who he feels are obligated to fuck him. On his end, it's more of a loose guideline. So if you want to, you totally can . Go ahead and climb up on that old tree, young moss. Feed him your sunlight and rest easy knowing that you'll never run out of bologna sandwiches...except for on Sundays...and only two per day...unless the tree is hungry...the tree is always hungry.

MRSA is NOT an STD!
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I threw up in my mouth a bit reading the "climb up on that" hahah dear god no.
 
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