Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Does it bother anyone else that realistically, the only reason Lucas is really visiting the shrink is because she's a hot young female? I don't even think he cares whether or not it's legal to not get help for your disorders yet receive welfare money, he's just happy to go because it's a female who's financially obliged to speak with him for an hour a week/month.

I feel sorry for her :(
 
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Bitch I Might Be said:
Does it bother anyone else that realistically, the only reason Lucas is really visiting the shrink is because she's a hot young female? I don't even think he cares whether or not it's legal to not get help for your disorders yet receive welfare money, he's just happy to go because it's a female who's financially obliged to speak with him for an hour a week/month.

I feel sorry for her :(
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I'm sure she's dealt with similar or worse. Lucas would probably avoid therapy overall if he had to go to a guy.
 
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I'm in agreement with @HickoryDickory shrinks see some awful stuff, not to say Lucas is some angel but she can probably read his deck and I don't think she's in any danger or stressed by him. She probably sees he's a creeper and wants to bang her and she's not acted with LEO (you have to really say some scary stuff for a shrink to do so)

Also many people not just insane are not responsive to therapy and a good shrink can and will spend months if needed to break that and build trust. So I am sure she's trying to poke the bear so to speak but can tell it's kinda hopeless. She's more than happy to give an effort and see if anything can improve but also just going through the motions with him.
 
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Once Bernie gets the presidency and Lucas can finally stop protesting the establishment by being a diseased lump of rage juice, we can all expect to see this on the front of every newspaper in the country.
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WatchtheWorldWern said:
Once Bernie gets the presidency and Lucas can finally stop protesting the establishment by being a diseased lump of rage juice, we can all expect to see this on the front of every newspaper in the country.
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Eh, I'd expect him on Nash's What the Fuck is Wrong With You series before anything like this.
 
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Once Bernie gets the presidency and Lucas can finally stop protesting the establishment by being a diseased lump of rage juice, we can all expect to see this on the front of every newspaper in the country.
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Too bad Bernie is being cucked right now. Guess Lucas won't get any hot millennial poon for at least 4 more years.
 
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I wonder if it's dawning on him that Bernie is highly unlikely to win so he's switched over to the math thing.

To any longterm Lucas watchers, is referencing math as a reason for young girls to fuck him a completely new thing or has he done this before?
 
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CatFace said:
I wonder if it's dawning on him that Bernie is highly unlikely to win so he's switched over to the math thing.

To any longterm Lucas watchers, is referencing math as a reason for young girls to fuck him a completely new thing or has he done this before?
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AFAIK, this is the first time he's actually used math that has made a modicum of sense, though he's used various Lucas-addled "science" to get young women on his dick, mostly through his bizarre theories of faster-than-light speed and spamming his formula for time travel. That and atheist fedora-tipping, since being an atheist clearly means he's so much smarter than everyone else.
 
I won't get a job till I get a girl friend. Is he getting his logic from LTC members?

Unemployed guys have all the luck with women, since they can spend time with their girl friends while the working plebs are like making money for the 1% Right Lucas?
 
CatFace said:
I wonder if it's dawning on him that Bernie is highly unlikely to win so he's switched over to the math thing.

To any longterm Lucas watchers, is referencing math as a reason for young girls to fuck him a completely new thing or has he done this before?
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The 'math' wasn't always there. As you might imagine, the desire was born of pure entitlement. The longer he's had to defend his opinions from dissent, the more complex his rationalizations have become, which has culminated in something resembling a one-man religious movement. There were hints of this starting to take shape when I first stumbled onto him a couple years ago, but he still hadn't streamlined anything. Then he blocked me and I lost track of him for a long time until I discovered his backup accounts and all of this had started to really bloom.

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He claims others are mathematically challenged, he picks an integer sequence that only goes up.....
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Goddammit, right?! And he keeps using a finite numerical sequence and an unrelated equation interchangeably just because they kind of look the same if you put them together just right without any point of reference.
 
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