Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Bassomatic]

Sad part of Lucas I cant tell if he made those chops or are a mockry.

 

[SpacePanther]

He's posted a number a few times (I think). I'm not sure if it works.

Also, has Lucas ever given anybody a phone number?

I doubt he can "afford" a phone

 

[Bassomatic]

You can get one if you collect SSDI or SSI now. So he probably has an "obamaphone"

Spoiler: fun fact

The program started out under W just took off under obama expanding rapidly and needless to say it's used both as a positive and slur to the program.

 

[WatchtheWorldWern]

I imagine that his mom probably got him a phone at some point to keep him from vanishing into the æther.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

I don't think authors usually call themselves "Book writers"

Bert Brecht called himself playwright ("Stückeschreiber"), Arno Schmidt "word sculptor" ("Wortmetz").

That said, I doubt Lucas would produce anything of literary merit. Has he ever mentioned what kind of book he intends to write?

 

[QueenBurritoSupreme]

I just added my alt to a lovely group full of gems like this.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Has he ever mentioned what kind of book he intends to write?

I imagine it would be a book form of the rambling notes he leaves next to the sodas and candy bars

 

[WatchtheWorldWern]

I just added my alt to a lovely group full of gems like this.

You OWE him?! For what? The revolutionary communication device which he's withholding from the world until some poor tween is gracious enough to sit on Uncle Luke's lap for the betterment of mankind? He's like a Bond villian, but without henchmen or a death ray...or an apartment.

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

He does not have an obamaphone. As for the books he intends to write:

He wants to write about intergenerational integration and warp communication. So yeah, more rambling from the notes he leaves next to his charity candy bars.

I'm not sure if I posted this before, but he's homeless by choice. He could supposedly afford rent in a cheap apartment:

 

[Rabbit Bones]

I know I've said it before, but I really hate people who gets tugboats but are homeless by choice. First off, because they're wasting their disability on crap they don't need. Disability payments are meant to cover rent and bills, and hopefully leave some for personal luxury items and savings. Secondly, because they're taking away from resources meant for non-disabled homeless people.A lot of employed, normal people have found themselves homeless and in need of help. Every plate of food he takes from a soup kitchen, or every bed he takes at a shelter could have been used by someone in actual need.

 

[Pancake]

He really does keep bringing up that fried chicken.

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What happens if this mythical girl of his dreams is vegetarian?

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

Looks like he's latching on tumblr culture now. He's using words like rape culture, misogyny and patriarchy.

 

[anusaurus]

so a r,etard is retarding aboout his retarded ideas.
is this shocking?

 

[WatchtheWorldWern]

Stop complaining and climb in the bag, Millenials.

 

[Grog]

This guy has figured being called racist is the worst thing that can happen to a millenial so now he's trying to equate racism with "ageism" to see if he can get some guilt-based young pussy.

 

[Adamska]

This guy has figured being called racist is the worst thing that can happen to a millenial so now he's trying to equate racism with "ageism" to see if he can get some guilt-based young pussy.

It isn't gonna work, since he's proven to be too disfunctional to properly creep on a girl and trick them into a relationship. Most girls tend to get weirded out by crazy old people that give off rape vibes.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

It isn't gonna work, since he's proven to be too disfunctional to properly creep on a girl and trick them into a relationship. Most girls tend to get weirded out by crazy old people that give off rape vibes.

He'll probably eventually stumble across a young person as insane as he is, and who will fall for his crap, and his love quest will be over. Julie Terryberry might be an option, if he heads north.

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

He hasn't been active on facebook because he can't access his keyboard. He sent people a voice message to let them know. Transcript, since I'm not sure how to download voice messages from fb:

"I can't get to my keyboard right now for some reason, I can't type. My website is conversation our age, C-O-N-V-E-R-T-A-T-I-O-N-R-A-G-E DOT W-E-E-B-L-Y DOT C-O-M."

 

[on a serious note]

Between this thread and the JTM thread never have I been so glad to be what guys like this consider an "older woman" (i.e. over 25 years old).

 

[aerostar88]

I keep forgetting to post this. Since I got blocked after a relatively benign conversation, I have not been interacting with him. Just viewing his stuff on a second account. A few days before he blocked me, he began a sexual conversation with me out of nowhere. He began that day's conversation with the first message shown here.

Clearly I changed the subject at this point, but we shortly returned to the topic of sex with this message, also unprompted. There's a few funny moments there. Hope some of you can get a kick out of it.