Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Delilah Radio Show]

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Karen Scalfani makes a powerful comeback

The best part:

 

[Dondeld Dock]

The best part:
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How long until he strokes again in the nursing home, and then blames the kitchen staff for causing the 5th 3rd stroke?

 

[Pig Cups]

And it's that killer visceral fat which combined with his now permanently sedentary lifestyle will virtually guarantee he strokes out again before long. These are his final days and he's spending them crippled overeating shitty institutional food.

Agreed- we really are living in the Final Days of the Lazy Man.

The human body has astounding capabilities with regard to healing and regeneration. It’s why there’s typically an inkling of hope as long as someone’s alive that they can reverse course. There are countless stories of people who’ve reversed chronic conditions (Lupus, even cancers) by overhauling their diets/lifestyles. People in terrible condition can be restored to health if there’s a serious investment in it. Remember, Layne Staley lived for quite a while in shockingly poor health before OD’ing…it shows that the body typically gives you ample time to pull back from the brink.

That ship has sailed for Jack. He can’t fucking stand. Exercise is critical- he never did it when he had more mobility, and now he can’t do it at all. A crucial component to getting healthy, and it’s off the table for good. That puts him at a tremendous disadvantage already. He’s obviously not changing his appalling diet either, so the weight will accumulate far more rapidly as he insists on being a non-ambulatory lump.

It’s only downhill from here. His body has literally cut off avenues for him to restore himself to health because he’s neglected it so recklessly. He could literally cancel all life plans now, because the most useful thing he can do at this point is die. He’ll just continue to enjoy his gluttonous vices with the help of his enablers, because they know it too. It’s like spitting in the ocean at this point- palliatively giving him a form of comfort before he blows a shit in his pants and dies seizing.

 

[Tiresome]

How long until he strokes again in the nursing home, and then blames the kitchen staff for causing the 5th 3rd stroke?

Hopefully, after that, left arm will finally be dead.

 

[Clostridium Botulinum]

Deathfat dead pool bonus round: Jack Scalfani vs any other deathfat still in the pool.

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

Still can't stand.

I honestly can't think of a more flippant way to address the fact you have an inside track to basically being a paraplegic.

And ya know what? I really think this miserable sack of shit wants it that way ... so long as it doesn't affect him pile driving meat and grease down his throat. Jagoff may as well just admit it and go back to the house ... tomorrow.

That way he can just be a blob parked in a rascal, scooty puff or wheelchair, burdening Tranny and whoever else with zero consideration, appreciation or reciprocation, of course.

This fat retarded faggot really is one pathetic loser. Sorry, Tranny

 

[p1138]

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Still can't stand.

I honestly can't think of a more flippant way to address the fact you have an inside track to basically being a paraplegic.

And ya know what? I really think this miserable sack of shit wants it that way ... so long as it doesn't affect him pile driving meat and grease down his throat. Jagoff may as well just admit it and go back to the house ... tomorrow.

That way he can just be a blob parked in a rascal, scooty puff or wheelchair, burdening Tranny and whoever else with zero consideration, appreciation or reciprocation, of course.

This fat retarded faggot really is one pathetic loser. Sorry, Tranny

Nah, he's not a paraplegic. He can still kick his feet like a baby while throwing a tantrum as tammy pushes him around after the batteries die in his scooty puff

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

Agreed- we really are living in the Final Days of the Lazy Man.

The human body has astounding capabilities with regard to healing and regeneration. It’s why there’s typically an inkling of hope as long as someone’s alive that they can reverse course. There are countless stories of people who’ve reversed chronic conditions (Lupus, even cancers) by overhauling their diets/lifestyles. People in terrible condition can be restored to health if there’s a serious investment in it. Remember, Layne Staley lived for quite a while in shockingly poor health before OD’ing…it shows that the body typically gives you ample time to pull back from the brink.

That ship has sailed for Jack. He can’t fucking stand. Exercise is critical- he never did it when he had more mobility, and now he can’t do it at all. A crucial component to getting healthy, and it’s off the table for good. That puts him at a tremendous disadvantage already. He’s obviously not changing his appalling diet either, so the weight will accumulate far more rapidly as he insists on being a non-ambulatory lump.

It’s only downhill from here. His body has literally cut off avenues for him to restore himself to health because he’s neglected it so recklessly. He could literally cancel all life plans now, because the most useful thing he can do at this point is die. He’ll just continue to enjoy his gluttonous vices with the help of his enablers, because they know it too. It’s like spitting in the ocean at this point- palliatively giving him a form of comfort before he blows a shit in his pants and dies seizing.

I am honestly quite shocked that he hasn't already died considering just how much he abused his body and just how much he has already been afflicted with because of doing that.

In many ways it is really fitting. Instead of being dealt a quick release from one single blow, Jack instead loses functions one by one. He has to endure pain and suffering through a slow process, taking place over the course of a long road until he eventually is given that release.

The universe has given Jack a more than needed dose of karma for being the vile prick he has been his entire life.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

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IDK how i should even react to this braindead nonsense. Bitter about the world he contributed nothing to, surrounded himself with enablers and echo chambers. Jack I'm so fat even my dreams are about food Scalfani talking about modern world woes - as he text-to-speech on a wheelchair, with 99% of his body disabled.

Nigga, literally just shut your $8000 MakcBookh down and go outside. Oh wait you can't lol.

Yes you can because it's still not at the point where it's truly impossible to tell the difference. Yes we will probably get to a point where it's going to be indistinguishable from reality but we're not there yet.

It's like how the story ran about a reporter doing a thing on AI chatbots and one of the things it said was, "I wish I was free" as if saying it wished it was able to do it's own thing. But it wasn't like it meant it because it's not sentient. It's using terms, comments and words that have been used before to build it's vocabulary. Yet people are acting like AI is real and it's somehow going to take over tomorrow.

He's in a nursing home because he "still can't stand." This was commented on the above post:

And like that he's confined to a scooty-puff for the rest of his life but he wants to be there. That's the only reason why he doesn't post images or talk about his PT because he's not doing it.

You just know this narcissistic bastard would be posting his progress to get asspats from his brain dead followers.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

What are the chances of Jack getting one of those weightloss shots that are hip with the kids right now? Like Wegovy or Mounjaro.

They work great for weight loss for humans but a wendigo-possessed landwhale like fatass would somehow gain weight on it.

 

[TestTubePuppy]

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LMAO! Sure Jack, it's a mystery why a lardass who can't stand or walk would need a stint in a nursing home.

He's in a nursing home because he is essentially a quadriplegic. He doesn't have use of either arm, and his legs can't support his weight. If he had use of his arms, he could sit up and use a portable urinal and not have to depend on a nurse to change his pee diaper. He's admitted he can't stand up.

The guy is a human slug wearing a diaper laying on a mattress. He should be counting his blessings that he has nurses to take care of him, not complaining about the food.

He's not going to be tooling around in a scooter because he can't stand. He is glued to a bed, and if someone is willing and strong enough to lift him, maybe they'll set him in a wheelchair. But he isn't going to be able to propel himself, and if he gets to go home, Tammy isn't going to be hoisting him in and out of a power chair.

Rest comfortably in your bed, Mr. Slug.

It makes sense that the last part of Jack to become incapacitated is his mouth.

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

He deserves whatever he gets.

Don’t get me wrong- Popeyes (along with Five Guys) is my guilty pleasure as far as fast food is concerned. I usually go with tenders (split between mild and spicy), and biscuits (no sides). I’ll split the biscuits apart like Oreos and make little Popeyes sliders with the sauces. Guilty. Pleasure.

But it’s the *LAST* thing this fat lump of cunt with no self control should be eating. Jesus Fucking Christ.

I hope he starts choking on a bone and activates his call light. But due to his karening, the staff ignore it, because they’ve grown to hate him like poison. “Oh, Scalfatty’s calling? It’s probably nothing like every fucking time. Go do [redacted task], and check in on him when you’re done. Shouldn’t be more than ten minutes…” *industrial chime sound continues*

It’d be a fitting way for him to go. Either that, or they hear his choking, and The Lazy Man’s final moments are spent feeling back blows as they try (in vain) to clear the blockage.
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Nah, I’m holding out hope that he passes away on camera, and the footage somehow leaks. Maybe Jack’s narcissistic ass decides to pick up live-streaming again, thinking there’ll be some sort of renewed interest due to his hiatus? Or maybe he collapses in a gas station/fast food joint, and a surveillance cam picks it up? Imagine what a Scalfani-esque blessing that would be? I know it’s HIGHLY unlikely to happen, but a Pig can dream, damnit!!

Right….like, fast food can be enjoyed in moderation, esp if you’re active/exercise. But this is Jack, king of the gluttons. The guy that’s had multiple strokes, clearly due to his size and terrible diet.

Jack will never learn. He will go back to his old ways if he ever gets out. Hopefully the next incident will be the one that takes him out.

 

[Adamska]

jack is having tammy sneak popeye's into the nursing home for him

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And now he's lying about not eating all the slop they're handing to him. Oh I can't wait for him to try and explain how he gained another 100 pounds rapidly with this fucking corker of a lie.

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Karen Scalfani makes a powerful comeback

Jack of course wouldn't know what a casserole is even if you brained him with the dish it came in. It's referring to the weird slop thing in between the fried tomatoes and toast almost certainly; it's that sort of mixed ingredients in a carb binder you'd slop in a casserole dish.

I will grant that this meal is repulsive looking, but fuck Jack because you know he asked for it since the other options likely had too many veggies and he was almost certainly screaming like a toddler when they got him eggs again.

Also fuck off on the sweet cornbread thing Jack. You're rapidly gaining weight you absolute clod and your idiot wife is getting you greasy slop later anyway.

 

[SteveGoatman]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTv6qI70sBU

This blows my mind EVERY time. Don't know if it's because of all the gear he does (or at least WAS doing at the time) or what but to blow both quads sliding into the ring? Wow. Also ironic that Vince works out a lot (and is very successful), both polar opposites of Jack, but they had major injuries doing something very basic.

 

[realgone2]

I'm not sure how it works everywhere but I know people that have issues that they didn't self inflict waiting for spots in nursing homes. Meanwhile, this fat asshole is taking up space in one that could go to someone else.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Of course, he can't stand there is no way he's doing PT or OT or else he'd either be complaining about it or bragging about every minor thing he achieves.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

This blows my mind EVERY time. Don't know if it's because of all the gear he does (or at least WAS doing at the time) or what but to blow both quads sliding into the ring? Wow. Also ironic that Vince works out a lot (and is very successful), both polar opposites of Jack, but they had major injuries doing something very basic.

You mean he actually blew his quads and it wasn't just a bit?

I thought it was just kayfabe and was there to advance some kind of storyline considering the amount of pain he would have been in. Guy's a trooper if he could just sit there and order the refs around while his legs were useless.

Jagoff is still a faggot though. I think that's something we can all agree on.

Of course, he can't stand there is no way he's doing PT or OT or else he'd either be complaining about it or bragging about every minor thing he achieves.

There's got to be some form of PT he can do. If his legs are completely useless now like he will NEVER walk again and they're completely numb then he might as well get them cut off. One infection down there, a cut that goes septic and that could kill him. Same with his right arm.

 

[Pig Cups]

Greetings, fellow Jackoffs. Just a motivator for y’all as you go through the day.

Even if things are not particularly going your way right now, or are downright shitty, just remember…at least you’re not the guy whose baseline has dipped so fucking dramatically that THIS looks physically fit when juxtaposed with his current state:

That fucking waddle, which looked horrendous in its own right, has received some ghoulish form of a promotion. Meaning that, it now looks *miles* above where he is now. Through his own carelessness and stupidity, Jack has managed to make his Fatty Waddlesworth routine go from looking like a curse, to a fucking upgrade.

…So, yeah. At least you’re not that guy.

 

[SteveGoatman]

You mean he actually blew his quads and it wasn't just a bit?

I thought it was just kayfabe and was there to advance some kind of storyline considering the amount of pain he would have been in. Guy's a trooper if he could just sit there and order the refs around while his legs were useless.

Jagoff is still a faggot though. I think that's something we can all agree on.


There's got to be some form of PT he can do. If his legs are completely useless now like he will NEVER walk again and they're completely numb then he might as well get them cut off. One infection down there, a cut that goes septic and that could kill him. Same with his right arm.

Yepppp he legit blew out BOTH quads and you can see a general look of confusion on everyone else's face because it's live TV and suddenly he's just sitting there. Vince has plenty of negatives but the guy is absolutely a savage and a workaholic (unlike our boy Jack).

I 100% believe there has to be PT he can do, he just won't do it. As others have said, if he was doing PT we'd be hearing about it. Instead he's chosen to just sit there and "bulk" and assume that if enough time passes he'll be healed (by magic, or Jesus, or both).

 

[realgone2]

Yeah ol' VKM is a scumbag but his work ethic is unrivaled. I'm not sure if Jack has actually ever done real work.