🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[AltisticRight]

Prediction: soon Ralph will be broadcasting the Killstream from a 1 bedroom apartment in Reno, Nevada.

Ralph after he met with Xandah:
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Ralph while out to dinner with Pantsu and Rozy.tv:
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As terrible as he looks in both pictures, no one can deny that he looks so much happier in the first one.

Why would he continue to live in misery with his swarthy jewish horsewife and reroll daughter when he could take steps to make things right with Faith and be a father to his firstborn son?

Benefits to living in Reno:
Gambling is legal
Short drive to legal brothels
Less than 2 hour drive to Xandah
Won't have to look at Pantsu's facial hair anymore
Won't have to live with a pedophile anymore
Matt Vickers might actually neck if Ralph gets back with Faith

Drawbacks of living in Reno:
Not as cheap as Mexico
Not as easy to get a legally binding xanax prescription
Faith is probably still fat

The benefits clearly outweigh the drawbacks. Will Ralph seize the opportunity? Or will he go back to living in misery in a third world shithole?

Comical, his head looks Photoshopped on.

 

[Everything]

Ralph after he met with Xandah:

Ralph while out to dinner with Pantsu and Rozy.tv:

life comes at you fast..

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Prediction: soon Ralph will be broadcasting the Killstream from a 1 bedroom apartment in Reno, Nevada.

Ralph after he met with Xandah:
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What’s the term for those midgets that have normal looking large heads but tiny dwarf bodies? That’s Ralph. Except his body is like that of a tick that’s ready to burst.

 

[Booby Jones]

What’s the term for those midgets that have normal looking large heads but tiny dwarf bodies?

Munchkins

 

[Elmo]

Prediction: soon Ralph will be broadcasting the Killstream from a 1 bedroom apartment in Reno, Nevada.

Ralph after he met with Xandah:
View attachment 4830829
Ralph while out to dinner with Pantsu and Rozy.tv:
View attachment 4830837
As terrible as he looks in both pictures, no one can deny that he looks so much happier in the first one.

Why would he continue to live in misery with his swarthy jewish horsewife and reroll daughter when he could take steps to make things right with Faith and be a father to his firstborn son?

Benefits to living in Reno:
Gambling is legal
Short drive to legal brothels
Less than 2 hour drive to Xandah
Won't have to look at Pantsu's facial hair anymore
Won't have to live with a pedophile anymore
Matt Vickers might actually neck if Ralph gets back with Faith

Drawbacks of living in Reno:
Not as cheap as Mexico
Not as easy to get a legally binding xanax prescription
Faith is probably still fat

The benefits clearly outweigh the drawbacks. Will Ralph seize the opportunity? Or will he go back to living in misery in a third world shithole?

He would also be surrounded by English speaking people again.

Comical, his head looks Photoshopped on.

Honestly, this was my first thought as well.

 

[Vulkan]

Prediction: soon Ralph will be broadcasting the Killstream from a 1 bedroom apartment in Reno, Nevada.

Ralph after he met with Xandah:
View attachment 4830829
Ralph while out to dinner with Pantsu and Rozy.tv:
View attachment 4830837
As terrible as he looks in both pictures, no one can deny that he looks so much happier in the first one.

Why would he continue to live in misery with his swarthy jewish horsewife and reroll daughter when he could take steps to make things right with Faith and be a father to his firstborn son?

Benefits to living in Reno:
Gambling is legal
Short drive to legal brothels
Less than 2 hour drive to Xandah
Won't have to look at Pantsu's facial hair anymore
Won't have to live with a pedophile anymore
Matt Vickers might actually neck if Ralph gets back with Faith

Drawbacks of living in Reno:
Not as cheap as Mexico
Not as easy to get a legally binding xanax prescription
Faith is probably still fat

The benefits clearly outweigh the drawbacks. Will Ralph seize the opportunity? Or will he go back to living in misery in a third world shithole?

I'm honestly surprised he hasn't just completely dipped into a shit shack in a bayou to be gone from both his kids and dumb ass exes. Guess its that weird twisted code of honor white trash has where being an alcoholic drug abuser who scams, lies and steals is fine as long you keep vaguely looking after your offspring

 

[TJBirish]

Prediction: soon Ralph will be broadcasting the Killstream from a 1 bedroom apartment in Reno, Nevada.

Ralph after he met with Xandah:
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Ralph while out to dinner with Pantsu and Rozy.tv:
View attachment 4830837
As terrible as he looks in both pictures, no one can deny that he looks so much happier in the first one.

Nah. The first one looks like he's in pain and already tired of pretending to care about the boy. The second is just empty hopelessness.

A push.

 

[AnOminous]

Drawbacks of living in Reno:

I shot a pig in Reno, just to watch him squeal and die.

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

Matt Vickers might actually neck if Ralph gets back with Faith

KNOXVILLE 2.0 LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

[Anomalous Coward]

I'm honestly surprised he hasn't just completely dipped into a shit shack in a bayou to be gone from both his kids and dumb ass exes. Guess its that weird twisted code of honor white trash has where being an alcoholic drug abuser who scams, lies and steals is fine as long you keep vaguely looking after your offspring

If his life wasn't public, that is exactly what he would do. Scrutiny from alogs is the only thing keeping him married and his kids alive.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Ralph fucking Faith, cucking her spic mongoloid husband, getting Vickers to neck, then getting Faith to fall in love with him, then dumping her and going back to Meigh but then knocking her head in with a baseball bat and driving off a cliff in a dune buggy would be the top thing he could do.

 

[Gaunt King Ithan Rilph]

YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN ON THE KILLSTREAM, BISH!

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[ItCouldBeWorse]

Many guntological scholars consider Ralph a post modern man. Someone who truly has no personal standards, rules or morals.
As a result my dear kiwis we should evolve our shiposting into the post modern era.

I present Maladie mortelle du porc a true & honest neo-dadaist art depicting the ongoing feud between Ralph and his inner demons.
Expect this piece of shit to be sold for 700 million dollars next week at Sotheby's.

 

[Shush]

Did Faith drop the DVRO against Ethan? He mentioned her by name on his show yesterday and watched a clip of her reading a script on her father's show. He seemed upset when she mentioned her fiancé.

At first I thought Faiths pfp was PPP.

Spoiler: Two unrelated clips

Sex offender

Catches himself on Xanders birthday

 

[Insanely Retarded]

Did Faith drop the DVRO against Ethan? He mentioned her by name on his show yesterday and watched a clip of her reading a script on her father's show. He seemed upset when she mentioned her fiancé.
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At first I thought Faiths pfp was PPP.

Doubt it, it's more likely that he's just dumb. It's funny that you see him holding back a few times when he wants to go on a tirade and insult her though. Best part is that he was offended (although it took him a bit to process it) by Faith calling them degenerates.

On a different note, I don't think I've ever heard Faith speak before (probably the hostage tape but have zero memory of it) and damn is her voice grating. Not sure what it is but it's something that makes it unpleasant,

The "you say that like it bothers me" clip is great though, he's finally moved on from "It was a copyright dispute" to accepting he is a sex offender but now the new argument is he doesn't care because he hates women.

 

[Olórin of Hype]

I'm rewatching some of the old Metokur streams and Ralph went WAAAAAY down hill after Jim "turned on him".
Do you think Ralph wanted to marry Jim instead of Pantsu?
Compare the snoozy Ralph in the most recent streams with the semi-coherent Killstream host of lockdowns long past.

 

[Telemeter]

I'm rewatching some of the old Metokur streams and Ralph went WAAAAAY down hill after Jim "turned on him".
Do you think Ralph wanted to marry Jim instead of Pantsu?
Compare the snoozy Ralph in the most recent streams with the semi-coherent Killstream host of lockdowns long past.

Ralph is gay and has massive daddy issues and he unironically has a very real homosexual crush on Jim, wants to be Jim's little princess and is legit jealous of Jade.

 

[Look--an Alien!]

I'm rewatching some of the old Metokur streams and Ralph went WAAAAAY down hill after Jim "turned on him".
Do you think Ralph wanted to marry Jim instead of Pantsu?
Compare the snoozy Ralph in the most recent streams with the semi-coherent Killstream host of lockdowns long past.

Considering the depth of Ralph's familial abuse, I wouldnt put it past him to want to marry Jim. Who knows what delusions are rolling around in his drug-addled pig brain at this point.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Did Faith drop the DVRO against Ethan? He mentioned her by name on his show yesterday and watched a clip of her reading a script on her father's show. He seemed upset when she mentioned her fiancé.
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At first I thought Faiths pfp was PPP.

WTF did he say @ :49?

Sex offender
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"YEW THANK CALLIN' MUH A "SEX OFFENDER" BOTHERS MUH, BISH? WELL IT DOES NOT AN' AH'M GONNA TELL YOU OVER AN'OVER AGIN' HOW MUCH IT DOES NOT BOTHER MUH FEE FEES!"

 

[Some dude]

WTF did he say @ :49?

"YEW THANK CALLIN' MUH A "SEX OFFENDER" BOTHERS MUH, BISH? WELL IT DOES NOT AN' AH'M GONNA TELL YOU OVER AN'OVER AGIN' HOW MUCH IT DOES NOT BOTHER MUH FEE FEES!"

At the 49 sec mark he was starting to say, "because," cut it short, then said, "never mind."