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His 'do looks like he wore a ball cap all the way there and just removed it prior to entering the courtroom.I love his cartoony haircut. Like his mom combed it for a picture day at school.
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His 'do looks like he wore a ball cap all the way there and just removed it prior to entering the courtroom.I love his cartoony haircut. Like his mom combed it for a picture day at school.
I know it cannot be but this almost seems like a moment of clarity.09:52: "yeah, i think i'm just gonna stop this until i have somethin' to do. it's just me sittin' here drinkin' beer. i mean, a lot of them are though."
He looks older than my parents.
god damn he looks horrible, the 12 hour detox of xannies must be hitting him hard. The rosacea, diabetic bloat, and general retardation make him look really fucking funny.Little Rascals realness.
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āah want sum ahs creammmā sadface
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āAn ah miss mah mamma!ā
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He clearly did. It has nothing to do with his impending baldness though because a true Ralphamale would never being going bald.His 'do looks like he wore a ball cap all the way there and just removed it prior to entering the courtroom.
He's not long for a Soft White Underbelly appearance.Ralph looks worse than the average "faces of meth" subject. View attachment 4806356
I guess taking every intoxicant known to man at the same time starts to take its toll.
Wow you rarely see the ralphamale in full sunlight. That looks like more than rosacea, what the hell ralph have you been checked for syphilis or squamous skin cancer can you imagine poor Xander having to see that up close gah. Go buy some moisturizer and concealer.Little Rascals realness.
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āah want sum ahs creammmā sadface
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āAn ah miss mah mamma!ā
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Is he speed running to KingCobrajfs levels of deterioration?Little Rascals realness.
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āah want sum ahs creammmā sadface
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āAn ah miss mah mamma!ā
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Ralph looking like this is why I will never do drugs or drink. I think I'd keel over before I got to his level anyway. How old do you think he can go appearance wise before he's 40?Little Rascals realness.
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āah want sum ahs creammmā sadface
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āAn ah miss mah mamma!ā
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He'll be six feet under before he hits 40.Ralph looking like this is why I will never do drugs or drink. I think I'd keel over before I got to his level anyway. How old do you think he can go appearance wise before he's 40?
Nobody made you move to Mexico and trigger a revolving door of court appearances you mental midget.03:55: "i hope the visitation isn't as far away as this. jesus, lord." *face falls as reality hits* "they are like, just ... taxing me every which way ... fees for visitation, all this stuff. they wanna break me basically."
6 feet under is furthest from the Earth's surface he'll ever be without occupying a vehicle.He'll be six feet under before he hits 40.
I can imagine him drunkenly running out of a Mexican strip mall yelling incoherent about how lil Jose is alogging him by asking for a toy in SpanishHis face and skin indicates alcoholism (hardeharhar we all know). But the next step is the bulbous nose. Heāll get roundish cheeks and a bloated hard belly. Heāll be Santa for few years then die of cirrosis. Or be the super entertaining alcoholic that canāt die. Jesus. Heās the town drunk without a town. BARNEY!