🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[AltisticRight]

Don't know if this has been posted, I'll take my clocks if so. Wings of Redemption learns about Ralph and gives him some much needed life advice. Wings of fucking Redemption is talking down to you Ralph, shameful,

Wings can't even do a single push-up, so I doubt he can kneel down and look at Ethan on an eye's level.

 

[Um...]

I can imagine him drunkenly running out of a Mexican strip mall yelling incoherent about how lil Jose is alogging him by asking for a toy in Spanish

Ethan Ralph couldn’t run anywhere to save his life. He gets out of breath from the exertion of sitting in his chair yelling for meigh to “bring me ice cream, bitch!”

 

[Muppetstudios]

Wings and Ralph should have a match on CoD however I don't think Ralph can afford the $60 for the game

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

Don't know if this has been posted, I'll take my clocks if so. Wings of Redemption learns about Ralph and gives him some much needed life advice. Wings of fucking Redemption is talking down to you Ralph, shameful,

Wings of Redemption vs Ethan Ralph in a boxing match.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Wings of Redemption vs Ethan Ralph in a boxing match.

Eating contest

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

Eating contest

You can't just go handing Ws to Ralph like that.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

You can't just go handing Ws to Ralph like that.

Bruh, make them eat banquet meals. The Ralphamale can't wolf them down like Richard

 

[Bland Crumbs]

You can't just go handing Ws to Ralph like that.

True Ralph eats in his sleep!

 

[Cornfed]

You can't just go handing Ws to Ralph like that.

I for one would put my money on Wings. They sell family size Wendy's chili (looks like at least a quart bucket) around where I am. Wings could drink that shit down faster than the horse could supply food to Ralph.

 

[Truly Rural]

Gunt's cozy chat is waiting for the news on Ralph.


T / A

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Mass report? As a good tradcat Ralph went to a two hour SSPX service, no doubt.

 

[Truly Rural]

Holy fuck we are done for it, again

 

[DinnerDates]

Wings of Redemption vs Ethan Ralph in a boxing match.

Dono contest, although we already know who's going to win.
Scratch that, they're both white trash rednecks, I'm sure there are better competitions than that.

Holy fuck we are done for it, again

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[Terfatron]

Holy fuck we are done for it, again

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What grapevine are they getting their info? Hobos in the street?

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

What grapevine are they getting their info? Hobos in the street?

Any 504 error is spaghetti spilled you know. It’s in the HTTP spec somewhere.

 

[Nikes_JustDoIt]

Holy fuck we are done for it, again

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Fuck its not like the services that Ralph had two data breaches or Ralph Doxxing his paypigs.

 

[Punished Puck]

Holy fuck we are done for it, again

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Kiwisisters . . . . .

 

[Procrastinhater]

Don't know if this has been posted, I'll take my clocks if so. Wings of Redemption learns about Ralph and gives him some much needed life advice. Wings of fucking Redemption is talking down to you Ralph, shameful,

Wingo shitting on Ralph is one of the finest things I've seen this week.
This is just perfect.
Hearing Wings giving Ralph advise about hygeine and tidying up after himself was kinda wholesome, I hate to say it but Wingo has matured a lot since I used to watch him.
On the flipside, when fucking Wings of Redemption is giving you advise about hygeine... bruh.
Good job he called him 5'10" at the end (fucking just lol I think Cogs manservant is 5'6" or something and he was bigger than Ralph) or Wingo might have recieved some hollerin'.

 

[FMW13]

Don't know if this has been posted, I'll take my clocks if so. Wings of Redemption learns about Ralph and gives him some much needed life advice. Wings of fucking Redemption is talking down to you Ralph, shameful,

Somewhere in the cosmos a comedy writer is writing out Ralph’s life in real time

 

[Hüftpriester]

Prediction: soon Ralph will be broadcasting the Killstream from a 1 bedroom apartment in Reno, Nevada.

Ralph after he met with Xandah:

Ralph while out to dinner with Pantsu and Rozy.tv:

As terrible as he looks in both pictures, no one can deny that he looks so much happier in the first one.

Why would he continue to live in misery with his swarthy jewish horsewife and reroll daughter when he could take steps to make things right with Faith and be a father to his firstborn son?

Benefits to living in Reno:
Gambling is legal
Short drive to legal brothels
Less than 2 hour drive to Xandah
Won't have to look at Pantsu's facial hair anymore
Won't have to live with a pedophile anymore
Matt Vickers might actually neck if Ralph gets back with Faith

Drawbacks of living in Reno:
Not as cheap as Mexico
Not as easy to get a legally binding xanax prescription
Faith is probably still fat

The benefits clearly outweigh the drawbacks. Will Ralph seize the opportunity? Or will he go back to living in misery in a third world shithole?