Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • April-May 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • June-July 2024

    Votes: 18 1.3%
  • August-September 2024

    Votes: 34 2.5%
  • October-November 2024

    Votes: 37 2.7%
  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 3.2%
  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 18.6%
  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 195 14.1%
  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 787 56.8%

  • Total voters
    1,385
Jack's long term care situation is going to be dire for the rest of his family. Its been nearly two months and Jack still can't stand. If he had a breakthrough like going to piss on his own, he would have made a post praising Jesus for it on Boomer Book.

Jack is almost completely disabled, he is going to need long term care. Whatever meager profits (or more likely fraudulent tax write offs) he had before are going to be gone. Plus he will need long term care. Tammy's earning are going to be stretched thin, and no way is Junior going to be any help.
His insurance isn't gonna last too much longer, especially since he's not doing shit for PT and is treating the staff badly. The end game of him having a Jamiacian or Nigerian home health aide wipe his ass will be chef's kiss kino.
 
Damn. Its a shitty job, being a pro wrestler, but I think this is one of those few cases where you can point at the boss of the shitty job and say "He's not asking them to do anything he wouldn't do", cuz goddamn, to keep a straight face with your muscles literally blown, that is some fucking dedication to the bit.
I think it was Roddy Piper that once said Pro Wrestling has a great entry plan but no exit plan. You wreck your body in the process, wrestle when you're sick and do crazy things to get the audience pumped. And you get no real money out of it. If you're lucky, like Hulk Hogan, you will make the big bucks and you will wind up rich and with health insurance and whatever. But when a superstar like Jake "The Snake" Roberts needed to crowdfund to get money for an operation for injuries suffered while wrestling then you know it's a shitty job.

But then this is Vince McMahon who owns the whole WWE and he's worth almost $3 billion at this point.

What an asshole.

I worked from home about half the time even before the pandemic and that's because my job can literally be done anywhere on the face of the planet so long as I have a good internet connection. Why go into work when it's snowing or there's a storm outside or on those occasions that I'm not feeling well? I can just as easily work from home. And a lot of places, post-pandemic have realized that they don't necessarily need to have people in the office every single day. But guess what? It's not like Jagoff has worked at doing anything for years so he's not one to judge.
 
Missing from this is the attached screenshot, in which Dennie murders Jack, calling him a Karen. Jack deleted his post shortly after this comment.

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I am absolutely MATI upon reading this bullshit. Damn this useless cretin to the deepest pits of hell. His abject lack of humility is so revolting. The retard asked "Do you agree?" to his post and then became a butthurt retard when people didn't agree with him.


Still waiting for the fat fuck to post another retarded bitmoji template declaring anybody who disagreed with him publicly is a bad person. A good person would message him privately to tell him he is a retard.
 
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What an absolute retarded gorilla nigger. Jack was always a bit of a manbaby but the strokes really did change him for the worse, back in the Cali days he at least could articulate his position and possibly even have a legitimate argument with other people over it.
This motherfucker is in serious need of an obituary.
 
Those people were barely even arguing; that was a discussion at worst. Nobody was insulting Jack, cussing or slingin' the ad-homs. Does he really expect only agreement with his statements?

On mobility: Jack can't stay Skilled forever. In the near future, there is going to be a bureaucratic reckoning regarding where he'll go next. It will be slow and boring and we will only know about it by deduction from Jack's stroked-out complaint posts, but his heart will be weighed against a feather and the crocodile-lion-hippo will eat his soul.
In my mind I dont even think Jack was that capable of foresight long before this and he sure as fuck has no comprehension of what even will happen tomorrow. Jack has more or less always had someone just help give him an "extra push" his whole life and as we have seen hes been incredibly ungrateful for it. I would even say Jack expected it and views it as God helping him, since he uses that dumb fucking quote (Do Gods work and he does your work for you...or whatever bullshit) in all of his shit. The entitlement on this sack of shit is amazing and he doesnt even throw a sob story or reason why he feels entitled, he just honestly feels like hes this amazing person in clown world.

Thats why I feel hes is not only going to refuse to attempt or do PT but also for the foreseeable future. We know he let his arm die and let his body overall lose mobility due to not keeping his mouth shut but he has no problem with it. I dont think he knows how bad hes fucked because he just thinks Jesus will give him a wink and Tammy will come in with some "real gud fud" and he will miraculously jump out of his chair and roll on down to Arbys. The man at this point has become so useless and fixated on food that instead of deciding to make an attempt to not piss himself he just lets it go and goes "Opps, guess God wanted some wageslave to clean me up. Hes got me next time though." Its equal parts infuriating but also hilarious how this man just goes through life doing jack shit and expects the world because he prayed extra hard to God like he begs Wendys employees for extra sauce.

All in all, hes never getting out of that chair by himself. He wont get better and since hes such a fucking facebook boomer narc, we will be there to witness the ever going saga of the "Decline of Jack Scalfani"
 
WFNH: Working From Nursing Home 
You've fucking done it now, we're gonna get a fast food review from the nursing home bed. Instead of Jack On The Go it'll be Jack On The Mend or some shit, and he's gonna devour three popeyes sandwiches (Gotta eat well to get well), and will get interrupted from providing his rating by an attendant coming in to check that the blood levels in his sugar stream are in line with expected for Wendigos.
 
Jack once again demonstrating why it is impossible to A-Log him. It doesn't matter how violent or horrible your posts about him are, literally nobody is going to think you've gone too far or that your hate is unwarranted. All of us here come from different backgrounds and have our own beliefs but we can all agree that Jack should have every inch of his skin removed with a cheese grater.
 
Jack is just a miserable cunt. Its not like he spent years going in to the shop every day. Dude has been microwaving eggs and "testing" smokers for years. I don't think he even realizes he is projecting his own work ethic on to others, he really thinks his Youtube videos where hard work and a heroic effort.
 
At the rate he is going, one more coronary or vascular event should do it.

I am probably way too optimistic at this point however. The wendigo will keep him alive until he can no longer swallow.

Yes, the problem is we had the same thought two strokes ago. Surely he cannot possibly survive another, until he does.
 
His insurance isn't gonna last too much longer, especially since he's not doing shit for PT and is treating the staff badly. The end game of him having a Jamiacian or Nigerian home health aide wipe his ass will be chef's kiss kino.
The impeding meltdown the fat man baby is going to have when the insurance company and healthcare staff drop the GTFO hammer on him because he failed out of OT/PT is going to be fun to watch. Hope he has a jackmoji of a crying, lifeless, cripple lying in the corner all ready for the facebook post.
 
This is such a hilariously bitchmade comment.

"Im DONE eating this!! Broccoli?! BLECH" He'd try shoving it on the floor but he can only use his nondominant arm so he cant, he just spreads some of it all over the tray and he cant get up to reach his phone so he's slamming the call button. Then when they get there hed be like "This is ridiculous!!! Call my Tammy! I want Popeyes!!!!" I can just envision him sitting there like a fat toddler throwing a tantrum over this.

Hes such a fucking child.
 
Remember this is coming from a crippled, morbidly obese slug who will never walk again due to the consequences of his lifestyle.

This is such a hilariously bitchmade comment.

"Im DONE eating this!! Broccoli?! BLECH" He'd try shoving it on the floor but he can only use his nondominant arm so he cant, he just spreads some of it all over the tray and he cant get up to reach his phone so he's slamming the call button. Then when they get there hed be like "This is ridiculous!!! Call my Tammy! I want Popeyes!!!!" I can just envision him sitting there like a fat toddler throwing a tantrum over this.

Hes such a fucking child.
It's even better when you know the dead arm can't do a damn thing and he's so fundamentally fucked up he can't walk. I don't ever condone abuse in nursing homes but I'd make an exception for Jack.

Mommywife Tammy isn't going to make this boo-boo better....and for that matter where is Jack Jr.? When my parents were in the hospital at various times I dropped everything to be with them and I had a real job on top of it, unlike him.
 
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