Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Space Police]

WTF does "repper/repping" mean? I assume it's short for "representing", but I still don't get it- Representing WHAT, exactly?

"Repper/repping" means "repressing" -- that is, repressing the urge to transition.

 

[TremendousBoredom]

From the good Pooners of reddit, in reference to the comment about them being like chihuahuas.

 

[Poonocchio]

From the good Pooners of reddit, in reference to the comment about them being like chihuahuas.

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Hello, doods!

Love this lil quivering heccin' pupperino.

 

[Android raptor]

Idea: Gunther and Ayden visiting a holocaust memorial/museum

 

[Tau Tack]

Pooners make me wish MtF troons would be self-aware to see what kind of manifestations of self hatred they'd produce.

Someone else made the point that the way pooners torture themselves is very typical of female psychology. Male troons dabble in humiliation for reasons which are no less disgusting but perhaps more obvious to some of the kiwis, but only because you don’t understand how twisted sad little girls can be.

Pooners might see themselves for what they are, pitiable homunculi, but they offer themselves up for ridicule in an ingratiatingly feminine way. They’re still getting off to it, though — it just tickles a different part of them.

 

[Male Idiot]

Pooners are less likely to pedo, and that is the big problem that makes so many hate troons. They don't seem to want to go after little boys and girls with the fervour a troon reserves for only two things, grooming and cooming.

Since they don't go after kids, they just do the twitter hot takes that every lib already does, and grill. Dood, grill away, that is heckin' okey to do.

They seem to be a bit like tomboys, but tomboy are likely to send men into a frenzy. A tomboy is poon and buddy all in one neat package, so if a pooner was traumatised by an uncle, it makes sense they don't want to tomboy. Sad, but with its own twisted logic.

 

[Sí.]

From the good Pooners of reddit, in reference to the comment about them being like chihuahuas.

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I'm flattered they were inspired by my comment There was no need to censor my username tho

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Pooners are less likely to pedo, and that is the big problem that makes so many hate troons. They don't seem to want to go after little boys and girls with the fervour a troon reserves for only two things, grooming and cooming.

Since they don't go after kids, they just do the twitter hot takes that every lib already does, and grill. Dood, grill away, that is heckin' okey to do.

They seem to be a bit like tomboys, but tomboy are likely to send men into a frenzy. A tomboy is poon and buddy all in one neat package, so if a pooner was traumatised by an uncle, it makes sense they don't want to tomboy. Sad, but with its own twisted logic.

They groom kiddies just as much as male troons do, and they have that violent incel energy too.

There was a pooner shooter not too long ago.

 

[Meiwaku]

They groom kiddies just as much as male troons do, and they have that violent incel energy too.

There was a pooner shooter not too long ago.

I got to say that is a lot of dedication to trying to pass.

 

[Tard Whisperer]

Idea: Gunther and Ayden visiting a holocaust memorial/museum

cringe PL but I know others here will agree... this thread reminds me of old livejournal fanfic/art prompt memes

 

[gorororo]

I got to say that is a lot of dedication to trying to pass.

Real male-brained behavior you could say.

And oddly enough, there's a related babyx3 quote

Pooner shooters didn't end up killing anyone because they missed and shot themselves (similar to the fembrained and not agp at all Randy Stair)

 

[Constellationzero]

Pooners are less likely to pedo, and that is the big problem that makes so many hate troons. They don't seem to want to go after little boys and girls with the fervour a troon reserves for only two things, grooming and cooming.

'Scuse me.

THIS lil' pooner would like you to hold its (near)beer.

DOOD

 

[Male Idiot]

It is my fault if I made a mistake. I just always see the male ones up to those tricks.

Though is that even a regular pooner? Looks more like one of the soyboy troons, it only misses the beard. It does not even have the loops in the ears.

Incels are another matter, and not really on my radar.

 

[3MMA]

Poonabaoth.
I'm not too sure of creating Poonerized images of Yaldabaoth considering how memetic Pooner art has proven to be.
Are you trying to summon Ahriman and the Gallu?
Because this is how we get Gallu.
You saw the shit Josh putting that fucking Seal of Solomon at the bottom of the site caused, and how quick the troubles tapered off when he replaced it with the Cross at the bottom?
Don't fuck with this shit.
Only half joking.
Not saying its real, just a lot of very clever people throughout history believed it was real. Better safe than sorry.
That said Poonabaoth would be a neat mascot for the thread.

I get what you’re saying, and looked into it, as I too lived through those troubling times on this site. In my research on all manner of arcane pooner majicks, I came across these wise words:

Spoiler: Long & God v. Poonabaoth Stuff

Christ, to Tomas, comes up with a talisman to keep evil away. From the Nag-Hammadi codices, aka The Sophia of Jesus Christ:

Then Tomas asked him, “Lord, how many of these archons must we pass by before we can ascend the seat of power?” “This is a good question, Tomas, but not one that provokes an answer that you can easily understand. There is no end to the archons. If you try to defeat them one by one, there will always be another one waiting just beyond the one you have defeated. The archons cannot be overcome individually. You must reject the entire realm of the demiurge, who is their source, and you must learn the powers for destroying his realm. When his realm is destroyed in you, their will be no more archons, for they cannot exist without their mini-creator. When you encounter an archon, it is appropriate to drive it back into the chaos from which it has come, but know that more will come until the realm of the demiurge has no place in you.”

“How do we reject the realm of the demiurge so that it has no place in us, Master?” asked Yohanna. “This is what I want to show you, Yohanna,” he replied. “The realm of the demiurge is chaos and darkness. It consists entirely of illusions, but those illusions appear absolutely real to mortal mind. Only when you perceive the illusions as illusions, with no substance to them, will the realm of the demiurge be destroyed in you, for it cannot exist where its true nature is perceived. You must develop the vision to perceive Reality. Then you will see right through the illusions of the demiurge. They will become invisible to you, and you will become invisible to them. Then the archons will be unable to see you because you will have become real, just as you will be unable to see them because they will have become unreal. I place in your breasts a white stone. Look into it and you will perceive the realities that are above this plane of existence. What you cannot perceive in the white stone does not truly exist.

We can see the pooner in step with the Demiurge, is based on material illusion. To become real, as in, to see reality, breaks the illusion of the Poonabaoth, any and all lower creatures, archons of all hon & dood. Taking these ancient teachings in to account, this very thread itself, stands as talisman and ward, to keep Poonabaoth away. In short, this thread acts as a modern day, white stone, that the Lord gave to Tomas & Yohanna, to see Reality. Once initiated, a Kiwi Farmer cannot see or be seen by the Poonabaoth as we see through its disguises. May all pooners become real, one day, too. Godsneed.

TL; DR: This thread itself sees reality, & thus works as talisman against all manner of Demiurge/ Poonabaoth & related archons be they hon or dood.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

It is my fault if I made a mistake. I just always see the male ones up to those tricks.

Though is that even a regular pooner? Looks more like one of the soyboy troons, it only misses the beard. It does not even have the loops in the ears.

Incels are another matter, and not really on my radar.

That's Lindsay Amer of Queer Kids Stuff. One of the OGs of the transgender grooming community.

Female troons are almost certainly every bit as predatory and pedophilic as their male counterparts, they just lack the physical strength or the audacity to act on their urges. Yes, the HRT they undergo does increase their libido accordingly.

But instead of outright raping kids, they simply put more effort into grooming them for their male friends to enjoy.

 

[Fapcop]

Pooners are less likely to pedo, and that is the big problem that makes so many hate troons. They don't seem to want to go after little boys and girls with the fervour a troon reserves for only two things, grooming and cooming.

Since they don't go after kids, they just do the twitter hot takes that every lib already does, and grill. Dood, grill away, that is heckin' okey to do.

They seem to be a bit like tomboys, but tomboy are likely to send men into a frenzy. A tomboy is poon and buddy all in one neat package, so if a pooner was traumatised by an uncle, it makes sense they don't want to tomboy. Sad, but with its own twisted logic.

Cartoon pooners are indeed cute and adorable.

The real deal? Nah bro.

First of all they groom just as much as male trannies do. They just primarily groom fucked up/abused/autistic girls and try to drag them into the troon abyss.

(Go on TikTok and see how many “Hey fellow kids! Are you feeling like you don’t belong?” Videos pooners produce.)

Secondly, so many of them are toxic BPD psychos. A male troon may yell and storm out over getting “misgendered”.

A pooner will have your job, go online to commiserate with fellow pooners about the “inhumane” treatment they received, and bombard management and HR with complaint screeds.

And yeah, some are obviously just harmless, confused little girls.

 

[Pixelated T-Rex]

Did you draw this lil dood? It's fucking horribly brilliant. Love the style. Mind if I save it for a future profile crop?

Yeah. Sadly, I really did that with real minutes of my real life.
There's a higher resolution version if you need it for some reason.

 

[Poonocchio]

Yeah. Sadly, I really did that with real minutes of my real life.
There's a higher resolution version if you need it for some reason.

It's amazing. Reminds me a lot of something from Ren & Stimpy and can't put my finger on why.

Thank. That one is fine, it's just for KF avatar but appreciated. (Edit: looks good as a banner actually haha)

Thread tax:

Spoiler: d00d! I'm a fleshlight!

 

[Male Idiot]

I certainly would not find them adorable, piercings, hair and tattoos are the least cute things you want on a girl.

Good thing I avoided Tiktok. It is a plague almost as bad as reddit. It could be that they are just too timid and scared most of the time. How does libido even work with the frankenweiner? It is not a real organ, has no nerves.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

I certainly would not find them adorable, piercings, hair and tattoos are the least cute things you want on a girl.

Good thing I avoided Tiktok. It is a plague almost as bad as reddit. It could be that they are just too timid and scared most of the time. How does libido even work with the frankenweiner? It is not a real organ, has no nerves.

What's left of their pussy, for starters. You don't need the ability to penetrate others to act like a predator.

There are plenty of examples of men continuing to act like sex pests despite losing their genitals.