Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

[Blerg]

But look at all the healthy stuff in them! Apples, carrots, black currant! Beta carotene! Spirulina! Spirulina is a super food, shitlord.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

How are her teeth not rotted out of her skull? She's not losing those "1 or 2 inches" off her waist to use that garbage weighted hula hoop any time soon if she's eating gummy bears and worms by the bagful. Maybe try trailmix or something? Losing weight and being healthy isn't easy lol. How about you drink some water and take a walk around your neighborhood with your dog instead of consooming junk all the time.

Trail mix is even more calorie dense than gummies. Why can't she just eat apples or bananas ffs? Bananas are the cheapest shit ever, though I bet polissa thinks they cost $10 each. I'm just fascinated by her excitement over food not having red 40 in it too. It's easy to not eat red 40, just stop swilling down candy and soda 24/7. Jfc

While I'm at it, the sugar content in Mello Yello is fucking INSANE.



47g in ONE CAN. This means 567g in a 12 pack. Every time Pissa drinks a 12 pack she's consuming 1¼ POUNDS of sugar.

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

A serving size is 9 gummy bears or 3 gummy worms and each serving has 22/24 grams of carbs, 15/13 grams of which are sugar.

That's not very low carb no matter what sort of diet or eating "lifestyle" you adhere to, especially not when you know Pissa is going to eat the entire bag (which is 7 servings, 154/168 grams of carbs, and over 100 grams - a half CUP - of sugar).

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...oh. oh no.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

If you're publicly begging for additional money, people are naturally going to comment on what you're spending it on. Absolutely poor people deserve to have the occasional treat, but if you're looking for advice on how to get out from under debt, cutting every possible discretionary purchase you have is a good way to go. This is how the vast majority of people budget: they cut down on luxuries during hard times, and they might even do it to save up for one big luxury like a vacation. Polissa cannot imagine going even a second without her little treats. Her problems wouldn't be solved with anything less than crazy billionaire money, because she consumes more money than she has every month. If you dare to offer her anything like sane advice like "maybe you shouldn't buy magic rocks while you're begging for emergency surgery for your cat" she explodes and accuses you of hating poor people.

I would kill for a Caleb Hammer style financial audit of Polissa and Joh's money. There is something very off about them even when not accounting for regular Bank of Mom bailouts. Her receipts were very eye opening and I loved analyzing them.

She is so furious about something that doesn't even apply to her. The financial guru was not talking to her specifically. If she has accepted that she will never pay off her debt and refuses to pay her debt, then why is she that offended about the mere mention of this suggestion? Cutting eating out and subscriptions has always been a suggestion at saving money (even temporarily) or to stretch the budget when tackling debt or to keep afloat when you lose your job. Emergency funds are intended to cover bare expenses.

Entertainment is fun, but if you're paying $20 extra in interest from a debt on top of a $20 Netflix subscription, then your expenses are up by $20 a month just because of the Netflix subscription. And that's not getting into how so many little things can add up. A $2 drink a day is still $60 a month. Own it if you want. Just don't get pissy if you need help and people ask questions.

Here's a bonus relevant meme that illustrates just how easy it is to fall into a subscription trap:



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@toilet_rainbow tried Mello Yello for science a while back and said it was nauseatingly sweet.

You know how if you drink pre workout, you'll get very itchy and feel like your heart is beating too fast? I got that sensation from drinking one sip of Mello Yello. I'm not exaggerating, I felt like shit after that one sip. No wonder Polissa feels so sick all the time. She's drinking this shit by the gallon daily.

A serving size is 9 gummy bears or 3 gummy worms and each serving has 22/24 grams of carbs, 15/13 grams of which are sugar.

That's not very low carb no matter what sort of diet or eating "lifestyle" you adhere to, especially not when you know Pissa is going to eat the entire bag (which is 7 servings, 154/168 grams of carbs, and over 100 grams - a half CUP - of sugar).

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Trail mix is even more calorie dense than gummies. Why can't she just eat apples or bananas ffs? Bananas are the cheapest shit ever, though I bet polissa thinks they cost $10 each. I'm just fascinated by her excitement over food not having red 40 in it too. It's easy to not eat red 40, just stop swilling down candy and soda 24/7. Jfc

While I'm at it, the sugar content in Mello Yello is fucking INSANE.

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47g in ONE CAN. This means 567g in a 12 pack. Every time Pissa drinks a 12 pack she's consuming 1¼ POUNDS of sugar.

The frightening part is twofold:

1) She thinks those gummy worms are "very low in carbs" because it's low in carbs compared to her Mello Yello
2) That sugar count is just for Mello Yello. That's not counting the candy or other sweet things she consumes in one day

 

[Lowercase I internet]

Trail mix is even more calorie dense than gummies. Why can't she just eat apples or bananas ffs? Bananas are the cheapest shit ever, though I bet polissa thinks they cost $10 each. I'm just fascinated by her excitement over food not having red 40 in it too. It's easy to not eat red 40, just stop swilling down candy and soda 24/7. Jfc

While I'm at it, the sugar content in Mello Yello is fucking INSANE.

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47g in ONE CAN. This means 567g in a 12 pack. Every time Pissa drinks a 12 pack she's consuming 1¼ POUNDS of sugar.

What the actual fuck? That's practically the equivalent of just drinking pure syrup. To put that amount into perspective the American Heart Association suggests 24 grams of daily sugar intake for adult women. Drinking a single can of Mellow Yellow is nearly doubling that recommended intake. That's just ONE CAN. How anyone can drink something so artificial daily and actually be ok with it I will never understand. There are plenty of naturally sweet alternatives that won't overload your body and give you a sugar crash the equivalent of an asteroid striking earth.

Let's assume that Polissa could somehow lose weight while drinking that much sugar. She chose one of the most difficult exercises in order to lose weight. Especially since she's a fatty. Jumping rope is hard, like really hard. Most people can't go a minute and a half straight jumping rope. I have no idea how a morbidly obese person is going to manage that. How about you start by just taking walks and eating somewhat healthy meals?

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

I don't want to derail the thread too much, but it's super easy to exceed the recommended daily intake of sugar. It's added into a whole bunch of foods and you have to pay attention. Obviously if you're drinking soda you know what you're getting into, but stop by the dairy aisle and check out how much sugar content can vary on a "healthy" item like yoghurt. Food companies add sugar to everything because consumers like it more, but they also trained consumers to tolerate higher and higher amounts of sugar. Basically anyone who is eating a "quick" snack or has a comfort food treat they like to indulge in is likely exceeding their sugar intake for that day.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

I don't want to derail the thread too much, but it's super easy to exceed the recommended daily intake of sugar. It's added into a whole bunch of foods and you have to pay attention. Obviously if you're drinking soda you know what you're getting into, but stop by the dairy aisle and check out how much sugar content can vary on a "healthy" item like yoghurt. Food companies add sugar to everything because consumers like it more, but they also trained consumers to tolerate higher and higher amounts of sugar. Basically anyone who is eating a "quick" snack or has a comfort food treat they like to indulge in is likely exceeding their sugar intake for that day.

Big agree, I manage it almost every day!

Then again, there is a big difference between going one chocolate bar over the limit and consuming one and a quarter pounds of sugar just in sodas on the daily. I'm genuinely flabbergasted at that.

I'll confess, idr clearly that the receipts showed a daily 12 pack of sodas for each of them, but even if they're only managing half of that that's still pretty disgusting. It's tough to look at that sort of self-abuse dispassionately and not make a moral judgement on that tbh.

 

[A-Stump]

Here's a bonus relevant meme that illustrates just how easy it is to fall into a subscription trap:

No normal person is going to use/benefit from more than like 1 subscription at a time. I think it's mostly just a meme to make it seem like that's where people's money goes...but who knows maybe people do whale to all of them at once.

People's major problem with money is justifying $7 iced coffee drinks and $30 pizza deliveries as normal occurrences instead of treats. That's especially evident with Polissa. She could be the perfect case study for the impoverished, dimbulb consumer. She also has her 'medicine', another pitfall for people who shouldn't be in charge of their own spending.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

I don't want to derail the thread too much, but it's super easy to exceed the recommended daily intake of sugar. It's added into a whole bunch of foods and you have to pay attention. Obviously if you're drinking soda you know what you're getting into, but stop by the dairy aisle and check out how much sugar content can vary on a "healthy" item like yoghurt. Food companies add sugar to everything because consumers like it more, but they also trained consumers to tolerate higher and higher amounts of sugar. Basically anyone who is eating a "quick" snack or has a comfort food treat they like to indulge in is likely exceeding their sugar intake for that day.

Consuming sugary crap constantly is the norm now, you see these WIEIAD tiktoks posted by fat chicks who'll have like sugary cereal, a Starbucks drink on the way to work, (always something like a chai latte or caramel frap) soda with lunch, a honey bun as an afternoon snack, margaritas with dinner, and then some enormous frozen yogurt (it's healthy, hehe!!! *tops with 600 calories of candy*) for dessert.

Those tiktoks exemplify the type of eating habits that Pissa aspires to to Nourish her Soul.

 

[A-Stump]

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Poor person retard brain at it again. 'I cant afford breakfast but I can buy overpriced sugar water'.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

Poor person retard brain at it again. 'I cant afford breakfast but I can buy overpriced sugar water'.

See also: I can afford snacks but somehow not breakfast. Exceptional.

 

[Need For Sneed]

What you call small snacks normal people call meals, that’s your problem Pissa.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Trail mix is even more calorie dense than gummies. Why can't she just eat apples or bananas ffs? Bananas are the cheapest shit ever, though I bet polissa thinks they cost $10 each. I'm just fascinated by her excitement over food not having red 40 in it too. It's easy to not eat red 40, just stop swilling down candy and soda 24/7. Jfc

While I'm at it, the sugar content in Mello Yello is fucking INSANE.

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47g in ONE CAN. This means 567g in a 12 pack. Every time Pissa drinks a 12 pack she's consuming 1¼ POUNDS of sugar.

I've been addicted to a lot of stuff in my life (Mostly various drugs lol) and I've basically just been able to go cold turkey all of it. Sugar is the exception. I WAS a 12 pack a day coke drinker at the worst of things. And at the time I thought it was the caffeine I was addicted to, but it's the sugar. No shit, it took me eight months of weaning down the number of cans a day before I switched to Zero. Every time I just tried to cut it out completely, I couldn't. I could turn down crack, but I was unable to talk myself out of picking up a soda at the gas station. I generally roll my eyes when fatties talk about being addicted to food but holy shit is sugar insidious.

I guess the point of my powerleveling is that Polly can't even understand why the Jimmy Dean slop isn't real food. She is NEVER going to understand the harm sugar is doing to her body and how heavily it contributes to her constantly feeling like shit. But even if she did? I don't think she'd change anything. She seems pretty committed to absolutely destroying herself. I don't think Polly has a personality outside of being fat, sick and miserable, and she knows it.

I feel bad for retarded superfatties... they can't save themselves. Dieting isn't hard, but it requires some measure of intelligence and problem solving, and self control. Or at least the ability to know you need help, and to accept the help. Chinny and Big Al are expanding at shocking rates. The Slatons had to have TLC come in and act as their tard wranglers to force them into losing weight. What hope does stupid ass Polly have?

 

[Simon]

I think the bit about losing weight requires some modicum of intelligence is right on the nose, @Rabbit Bones . If you notice the super morbidly obese ones seem to always have at least a few screws loose. And a lot of them seem intelligent on the social medias but when you break down what they say and do, you realize just how slow witted they are. That's why this FA liberation garbage requires blind loyalty & crabs in a bucket mentality. Because once you rub two brain cells together, it falls apart.

 

[Octopi]

No normal person is going to use/benefit from more than like 1 subscription at a time. I think it's mostly just a meme to make it seem like that's where people's money goes...but who knows maybe people do whale to all of them at once.

Unfortunately, they absolutely do subscribe to all of them. A huge amount of people have a desperate need to be in on The Current Big Thing, and the Big Thing cycles between being on Netflix, or Disney, or Hulu, and so on. They need all of them so no matter what shitty TV series everyone in the office is talking about on Monday, they'll be able to join in with the current zeitgeist.

The thing that gets me with the soda the most is what state their fucking teeth must be in. Nowadays if I have just one can of full sugar soda, I swear I can literally feel my teeth eroding in real time, I hate that 'fuzzy' feeling it causes. And you know Pissa isn't brushing her teeth twice daily, because these folx always say oral hygiene is the first to be sacrificed when you have da mentals, and she can't even fucking shower.

 

[Grim Snark]

Every time I feel self conscious about life choices, or what I eat for dinner, or the other asinine shit that bothers me, I just remind myself I could be like Polissa. The fact that she can consume that much sugar and not see the problem with it is insane.

Side note: where is she even gonna use the hula hoop? There's so much shit in the house she'll probably hit a few cats trying to use it.

 

[scumfuck]

She's never going to use it. Polly purchased it for two reasons:

1. She must consoom. She saw it on TikTok and wanted the dopamine hit of purchasing something.
2. She doesn't want to actually lose weight and become healthier. It's a symbolic purchase to justify her consoomerism. Someone earlier said that she most likely bought the jump rope and hula hoop because she remembered having fun with those as a kid, which is probably true. It's just that a fat 40 year old woman should be doing different things to lose her weight (like cutting out 5lbs of liquid sugar a week for starters).

As to where she'll use the hula hoop? Lol. Lmao, even. The only option would be outside since they live in a dilapidated crack shack.

 

[A-Stump]

If Poor Lisa ever used the hula hoop inside she'd slip in a puddle of catshit and take out half the animals own her way down along with whatever wall she's facing

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

Pissa, who can't stand up long enough to shower without swooning like a Victorian spinster, thinking she is going to skip and hula hoop like a champ.

Calling it now, we will never hear about these items ever again.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Posting the videos that haven't been archived yet. I'll transcribe a couple of these later if I can get to it. Some are broken records or can be summed up in one or two reaction videos. I know I've seen the exact same endometriosis video from Polissa at least three times before.

Here is Polissa in angry Blanche mode yelling at a commenter about how shit parents are when it comes to sex ed (and how stupid said commenter is for suggesting something regarding teachers reporting parents about sex ed).

Spoiler: polissa really REALLY hates parents

*reads comment* "She can tell her teacher and her teacher should call her mom." Yeah, absolutely! But, here's the thing! And you're still not getting the point!

*deep gasp* How many parents are not going to do crap? *gasp* And there's a lot! *gasp* Because there's a lot of people walking around that absolutely shouldn't be parents! Should've never had kids to begin with! And that's where I stand! *gasp* And yet they have kids, and they're not teaching their kids! They're not parenting their kids! So their kids are not getting the information they need to grow up knowing about their bodies and in a healthy way! This is why we have a teen pregnancy crisis! This is why we have an epidemic of HIV and syphilis right now! [link spoilers: teen pregnancy and HIV infection rates are lower than previous years, while syphilis infection rates have increased, but mainly among men who have sex with men.]

*deep gasp* Because of people like you that do not want your children to learn! Basic biology! *gasp* Basic human body functions! Because you are so fearful *finger wag* of what's gonna be taught! *finger wag* Get a grip! No one is trying to teach your kidsa about pornography!

*deep gasp* We're trying to make sure that kids know what is healthy, *finger wag* what is right with their bodies, *finger jab* what isn't right with their bodies! Such as diseases, yeast infections, so on and so forth! These are things parents are not going to be talking to their kids about! They're too embarrassed! And parents have proved time and time and time and time again!

So please! Just go on somewhere at this point! Because you're not getting anywhere with my page!

Spoiler: my two cents

While I believe that sex ed is important to teach kids, most programs in the south (and the US in general) are total dogshit. If it's not fear mongering and inaccurate information based abstinence focused education, then it's pozzed gender crap. Which results in kids turning to the internet for what may or may not be accurate information. (Usually not, given what I've seen on Reddit or the Farms. It's super easy to find porn on the internet, even if you're not looking for it or safe search is on.) I'm not sure I'd even trust Planned Parenthood at this point. If I see "people with (body part)" language, it's just as garbage as "condoms are worthless because they have a failure rate even w2hen used properly! Only abstinence prevents pregnancy 100% of the time! Get married to one partner for life for the best sex of your life!" (near exact wording from my middle school sex ed classes. Even the "best sex of your life" part.).

Given where Polissa lives, I don't see the poor kids getting good sex ed in school. And considering what the Guttmacher Institute reported, the quality of American sex ed is as bad as ever (archive). In an ideal world children would learn about their bodies, birth control, the dangers of HIV/AIDS, etc in a healthy, accurate, and unbiased way. But they're not. So if parents are shit, and the schools are shit, and the internet is shit, what option does a kid have? I just don't know who or what the best resource would be for kids at this point. This is very concerning to think about. It's a catch 22. No one wins.

Polissa also responded again to a past commenter of her "suicide makes you weak, even in times of war, and I am strong!" video who further commented that yes, not everyone is strong and life just sucks. Motivational Speakerlissa is in play here.

Transcript: coming soon (maybe, only real new info is that Polissa attempted to "unalive" herself at 15)

tl;dr:

with a hint of:

And then last night's videos. There is a rehash of her endometriosis journey.

Baby Polly photo:



Polly later lectured nurses on not giving patients the tools to help understand their illnesses. Also how when Polissa knows what is going on with her body, she's then called a faker

Special guest appearance by longtime Polly orbiter Gelfling Girl