Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Lord Tardicus]

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Clearly the delusion is so strong with this one, he doesn’t realise a L when he posts one.

That bottom one looks like Pauline from League of Gentlemen.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Obviously they didn't bind so tight that their breasts and bones were deformed, they just made sure that their breasts were supported and not jiggling about.

I've always been a fan of the jiggling personally...

 

[glass_houses]

I've always been a fan of the jiggling personally...

It's nice to look at, but too much of it can make you really sore.

 

[LimeRikki]

We Kiwis come from all sorts of different walks of life and politics and places in the world. But we can all agree that titties are pretty great and they shouldn't be bound up or mutilated.

Eta: English is hard

 

[RazorBackBacon]

What about for the big booba? I can see this working for C and down, but once the band-cup diffence gets too great what do you do?

Similar method, actually. Just lift before you wrap.

If you've got the really big booba, run a separate piece underneath the breasts and tie off either behind your neck or over your shoulders.

In this link, you can see the woman has run a thick belt over the wrap but under her breasts to give herself more support.

Hope this helps.

 

[Meiwaku]

What about for the big booba? I can see this working for C and down, but once the band-cup diffence gets too great what do you do?

So look, basically theres special workout compression tiddy bands for C+... To bind your Hitomi Tanakas, basically position your tiddy so the nipple is in the center and push it up on your chest and then flat. You don't just smash it down or else you get sandbags on larger chests. Ive seen pooners do this and it looks terrible. But proper tit-jutsu It is the price we must pay for having ample boobs. Just remember that for all the annoyances, it make trannies seethe that we have them so I am always grateful.

Sarashi and other types of GENTLE binding is worn under kimono in emergency. Sarashi was also used by men. It's seen in a lot of anime if you want the cool X type binding look here:

How to wrap/bind your chest by Sarashi 1 | JAPANESE PATTERN FABRIC WHOLESALE ONLINE STORE

How to fold in half and wrapped around the body There are two ways to bind Sarashi your chest or b...

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Also if you want a "compression" that's not a troon "binder" and aren't fat: https://ilovekimono.com/en/products/kimono-bra

(If you are fat or have really really big tits there's etsy sellers who make customs.)

Also compression sports bras generally are good. It's not emergency but its fine.

For normal bras in a boob emergency



If the tie is long enough you can tie it around the back or your neck for extra lift.

Unrelated but:




Edit: @RazorBackBacon ninjad me

 

[Procrastinhater]

It's nice to look at, but too much of it can make you really sore.

Similar method, actually. Just lift before you wrap.

If you've got the really big booba, run a separate piece underneath the breasts and tie off either behind your neck or over your shoulders.

In this link, you can see the woman has run a thick belt over the wrap but under her breasts to give herself more support.

Hope this helps.

So look, basically theres special workout compression tiddy bands for C+... To bind your Hitomi Tanakas, basically position your tiddy so the nipple is in the center and push it up on your chest and then flat. You don't just smash it down or else you get sandbags on larger chests. Ive seen pooners do this and it looks terrible. But proper tit-jutsu It is the price we must pay for having ample boobs. Just remember that for all the annoyances, it make trannies seethe that we have them so I am always grateful.

Sarashi and other types of GENTLE binding is worn under kimono in emergency. Sarashi was also used by men. It's seen in a lot of anime if you want the cool X type binding look here:

How to wrap/bind your chest by Sarashi 1 | JAPANESE PATTERN FABRIC WHOLESALE ONLINE STORE

How to fold in half and wrapped around the body There are two ways to bind Sarashi your chest or b...

sarashi-binding.net

Also if you want a "compression" that's not a troon "binder" and aren't fat: https://ilovekimono.com/en/products/kimono-bra

(If you are fat or have really really big tits there's etsy sellers who make customs.)

Also compression sports bras generally are good. It's not emergency but its fine.

For normal bras in a boob emergency

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If the tie is long enough you can tie it around the back or your neck for extra lift.

Unrelated but:

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Edit: @RazorBackBacon ninjad me

This is actually neat information I never realized I needed to know until now.
On behalf of Booba appreciators everywhere, we salute your sacrifice.

 

[Collections Agent]

Similar method, actually. Just lift before you wrap.

If you've got the really big booba, run a separate piece underneath the breasts and tie off either behind your neck or over your shoulders.

In this link, you can see the woman has run a thick belt over the wrap but under her breasts to give herself more support.

Hope this helps.

It's hilarious to me that Kiwifarms is probably one of the best collectives of ftm binding advice at this point in time

 

[ThicClaw]

Why. WHY.

I thought they didn't want to be considered a trans person and wanted to be identified as the gender they're presenting as or transitioned to or whatever. Why must there always be this NOTICE ME in literally everything they post about?

Also, why do they feel the need to segregate themselves if they just want to be accepted? Why does gender identity have to come into literally everything?

I hate this. You aren't a trans plant boy, you're just growing a fucking plant. Like other people do, regardless of gender. I'm not gonna make a post and title it "Hello its ur friendly local cis plant woman"

Exactly what I'm thinking. They come off as narcissistic. I don't understand how they have to make EVERYTHING about being trans. They put their entire identity into it. This "I'm a trans this, with trans thats, and I love doing trans things with trans" is annoying, dull and, ironically, not unique.

You said it yourself, it's all NOTICE ME. They always seem to want to come off as different, unique, and supportive of some (mostly trans) cause, but they NEED to remind you that they're trans. Maybe they think somehow being a mentally ill abomination of a human will garner them sympathy or something. Especially after a surgery, they really need that validation. Sometimes, almost seems like they want to be the most trans a tranny can trans.
"All trannies are equal, but some trans are more trans than others."

Just guy things: “Accidentally deformed my ribs! Whoops!”

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Binders are legit as bad as you, if not worse than “top surgeries”.

LMAO at that “Always figured it’d be reversible if I just stop binding!”

Well young lady… You were WRONG! Shocking how little they know about the shit they pull.

"With all that being said, I gotta know if this experience is common..." This shows up so frequently in these posts, there's so much no one is telling them or stuff is just now getting figured out that doing this is a horrible idea. It's always just "Everyone is trans! You just gotta come out!" or whatever cult-like conversations they have.

 

[GettrGriftr]

You said it yourself, it's all NOTICE ME

As the English political writer and author Douglas Murray called it in reference to pop star freak Sam Smith (NB, they/them) and others:

They're all coming out as "Look at me!"

 

[ThicClaw]

My child rejects a brave and stunning female role model

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SHE WAS 6! And when she's 8 she tries telling you, like an adult, that she doesn't like the idea, and then when pressed why she feels uncomfortable, she doesn't know how to answer because again, SHE'S 8. Then the nigger says he's already got the surgery scheduled before asking for advice

 

[Quack_Quack]

It's hilarious to me that Kiwifarms is probably one of the best collectives of ftm binding advice at this point in time

But here we respect the bosum, not try and squish it flat and misshapen. Or tuberous and homed in the armpit.

 

[monstrous bubo]

There’s just no pleasing some people.

No-one has replied, suggesting this is a problem beyond SLAY YAAAAAAASSS QUEEN OMG

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I was wondering if I could get any insight or advice on taking HRT as a nonbinary person​

I am genderfluid with a gender identity that fluctuates pretty wildly day to day. Some days I feel pretty feminine, others masculine, most neither here nor there. I recently started taking HRT to alleviate some dysphoria I feel, but as soon as I started noticing any effects, I started getting dysphoria in the opposite direction. Then a couple days latter I get really euphoric about those same changes. It's really frustrating to say the least.

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[glass_houses]

There’s just no pleasing some people.

No-one has replied, suggesting this is a problem beyond SLAY YAAAAAAASSS QUEEN OMG

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I was wondering if I could get any insight or advice on taking HRT as a nonbinary person​

I am genderfluid with a gender identity that fluctuates pretty wildly day to day. Some days I feel pretty feminine, others masculine, most neither here nor there. I recently started taking HRT to alleviate some dysphoria I feel, but as soon as I started noticing any effects, I started getting dysphoria in the opposite direction. Then a couple days latter I get really euphoric about those same changes. It's really frustrating to say the least.

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I dunno, maybe you have a personality disorder and/or a raging mental illness that needs to be treated? Instead of taking synthetic hormones that you don't even know that you actually want?

This is insane.

 

[LimeRikki]

It feels like this is less "validate my gender identity" and more "validate and dont question my personality disorder'

Enabling mental illness makes it worse.

 

[Poonocchio]

I dunno, maybe you have a personality disorder and/or a raging mental illness that needs to be treated? Instead of taking synthetic hormones that you don't even know that you actually want?

This is insane.

Cluster B unstable sense of self/identity. It's also almost like they're all autistic and gender is their special interest. If thinking about it is causing this much mental anguish and interference in their day to day life, why the fuck was it removed as a mental illness. I swear, these Mengele surgeons definitely whispered in some ears to have it removed to practice their surgeries and rinse some extra cash. I'll take my tinfoil hats.

 

[glass_houses]

Cluster B unstable sense of self/identity. It's also almost like they're all autistic and gender is their special interest. If thinking about it is causing this much mental anguish and interference in their day to day life, why the fuck was it removed as a mental illness. I swear, these Mengele surgeons definitely whispered in some ears to have it removed to practice their surgeries and rinse some extra cash. I'll take my tinfoil hats.

A lot of this is down to the lobbying of millionaire and billionaire troons on government and their hijacking of media. It's a rabbit hole well worth going down if you want to get into it.

 

[Rapunzel]

There’s just no pleasing some people.

No-one has replied, suggesting this is a problem beyond SLAY YAAAAAAASSS QUEEN OMG

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I was wondering if I could get any insight or advice on taking HRT as a nonbinary person​

I am genderfluid with a gender identity that fluctuates pretty wildly day to day. Some days I feel pretty feminine, others masculine, most neither here nor there. I recently started taking HRT to alleviate some dysphoria I feel, but as soon as I started noticing any effects, I started getting dysphoria in the opposite direction. Then a couple days latter I get really euphoric about those same changes. It's really frustrating to say the least.

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Who spends this much time analysing their gender identity every day? Do they even have time to think about food?

Reminded me of a conversation I had recently with a young girl. She and her friends are in the 18/19/20 (ish) age range and she said how she was discussing with her counsellor about getting a BPD diagnosis. I said that she really didn't want that unless she really thought it necessary and she said;

No, there's not as much stigma to it now, nearly all my friends have BPD.

I was, shocked. So we have a bunch of under 20 year olds who identify as they/them and diagnosed as BPD and it's all OK because theres not as much stigma and it's popular. Where the hell did we go wrong?

It's almost as if in the UK if you're under a certain age you can shop around for a mental health diagnosis and a gender to become your identity and then wear it as a badge and medical professionals are supporting this whilst in the mean time, you've got other people, with issues who can't even get in to see a doctor because everything's been taken over by loony troons and the youth who can't cope with getting a dislike on Facebook without having an episode and screaming, 'but my mental health'.

I cannot for the life of me believe that suddenly every child born is ADHD/Autism/BPD/Bipolar/BPD/insert whatever other thing here plus LGBTQI+±+++++ and Lord knows what else.

We need to bring back Tomboys, it being OK to be emotional without having a mental health diagnosis and we need to quit this whole 'self diagnosed and self analysis', bitch, get off the Internet and go watch a sunset, do a flintknapping course, bake some bread instead.

 

[Poonocchio]

We need to bring back Tomboys, it being OK to be emotional without having a mental health diagnosis and we need to quit this whole 'self diagnosed and self analysis', bitch, get off the Internet and go watch a sunset, do a flintknapping course, bake some bread instead.

Great post and entirely agree with all of it but special mention to the above: fucking PLEASE! End Tomboy erasure now. I'm seriously waiting for the day for some fucking idiot to they/them me or ask me if I'm an enbie because I will hate crime laugh in their faces.

 

[AgressiveTop-BarebackOnly]

Poster tranny for United Airlines, Kayleigh Scott joins the 41% club.

United — Kayleigh's story

On #TransgenderDayofVisibility, United flight attendant Kayleigh S. shares her story.—United's shared purpose is "Connecting People. Uniting the World." Ever...

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As I take my final breaths and exit this living earth, I would like to apologize to everyone I let down. I am so sorry I could not be better. To those that I love, I am sorry I could not be stronger. To those that gave me their everything, I am sorry my effort was not reciprocated. Please understand that me leaving is not a reflection on you, but the result of my own inability to turn myself for the better. To Ashley, Cynthia, Regine & Sophia. I am so sorry. Please remember me for the good memories we have shared, and never for my downfall. I will see you all again on the other side. Brianna, I’m coming.

The Tragic Death Of A United Airlines Flight Attendant - Live and Let's Fly

Kayleigh Scott, a beloved United Airlines flight attendant and human being, has tragically died via suicide.

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