Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Staffy]

But most revealing is Jack's compulsive pissy reply of "ok" to every comment. I'm starting to think his last stroke has damaged the part of his brain responsible for emotional processing. It was shirking its duties to begin with, but now Jack is nothing but a wheezing mutant, banging its claw on the table for murr bacin.

It's probably him still buttblasted after getting BTFO'd in his own retarded post about people who work from home.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

He seems to think people working from home can't possibly be putting in the same kind of "effort" he does, and thus are "abusing the priveledge" that he has somehow earned and is above the lowly 30 year old plebs.

Remember, this guy thinks he's better than everyone else. Even though most people can walk.

And in my experience people actually get MORE work done when working from home. No distractions. No phone calls. Nobody coming to your desk and chatting. You just work. And you don't feel the need to stop just because it's quitting time. You're already at home and what are you going to do that needs doing? Finish up that report or keep working while doing other stuff nearby. But a guy who's never worked for the past 20 years has no right to lecture anybody else about not working from home.

If Jack was just a goofy fat guy with a good heart and fun sense of humor who loves cooking and food, even when he screws it up and can joke about it, it'd be a whole different situation. I think everyone here would wish him well.

Yeah that would totally be a thing. But in that case he'd be Rob and we all love Rob here.

Jack's breakfast post this morning. There's a lot of information to glean from this. First, this breakfast (as pictured) seems completely fine, but we can see from the card that Jack is on a "consistent carbohydrate" specialized diet. We can also see that he cropped a banana and oatmeal from the image.

But most revealing is Jack's compulsive pissy reply of "ok" to every comment. I'm starting to think his last stroke has damaged the part of his brain responsible for emotional processing. It was shirking its duties to begin with, but now Jack is nothing but a wheezing mutant, banging its claw on the table for murr bacin.

Three eggs. THREE eggs. And a biscuit and he's bitching about it. Of course he's hiding the oatmeal and banana. Can't have people seeing him eating those things. But he'll show the cake that he got for dessert and complain it's too small.

The sooner he dies the better.

It's probably him still buttblasted after getting BTFO'd in his own retarded post about people who work from home.

He gets pissy when people don't kiss his enormous ass all the time. Even Rob who's always been really low key with his trolling so it comes off as nice he gave the "ok" to. He's pissed.

 

[EvilDroid64]

He gets pissy when people don't kiss his enormous ass all the time. Even Rob who's always been really low key with his trolling so it comes off as nice he gave the "ok" to. He's pissed.

They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

And in my experience people actually get MORE work done when working from home. No distractions. No phone calls. Nobody coming to your desk and chatting. You just work. And you don't feel the need to stop just because it's quitting time. You're already at home and what are you going to do that needs doing? Finish up that report or keep working while doing other stuff nearby. But a guy who's never worked for the past 20 years has no right to lecture anybody else about not working from home.

I agree with this completely, with one massive caveat - More in the long run, or in total. Your level of distraction is entirely yours to chose, your breaks and end time are in your control, flexible, and entirely in your control to shuffle around the day. Have a couple hours of report construction that needs to be done? Well, I could burn an entire morning doing it. Or, I could burn it out over the week, assembling them at 4:30 while waiting for dinner to cook. Not like I can do much else during that anyway, and the mindlessness of it all makes the time go by faster. Still gets done at the end of the week, and frees up that morning for working on more productive stuff.

On the flip side, I absolutely have 'fuck it' days where jack and squat gets done. Not like those don't happen in the office as well, but they certainly hit different when your WFH and a slack day is done in a much higher level of comfort. If I'm gonna faff around on the internet, its more pleasant to do it from my computer, not my phone.

Shit still gets done well within deadlines, and gets done faster than if I was in the office with people asking me to fix their shit every 15 minutes, or wanting to talk to me about some show or another that I've never watched in my life. We've actually got the metrics showing I'm less productive in the office, which is always amusing to me.

 

[Tiresome]

If Jack was just a goofy fat guy with a good heart and fun sense of humor who loves cooking and food, even when he screws it up and can joke about it, it'd be a whole different situation. I think everyone here would wish him well.

You just described Chef John, and millions love him.

But most revealing is Jack's compulsive pissy reply of "ok" to every comment.

It's Jack's brain-damaged version of "Your letter has been read fully, and your thoughts have been inputed and accepted for better improvement. Thank you for your time and efforts." He's thinking that now every comment is a secret attack because he can't figure out if they're sincere or not. He's never been so impotently angry in his life.

Jack has long struck me as a member of the lower-IQ population who exhibits the trait of complete inability to build a mental model of other people in his head.

This might be the best explanation of why the fat slob broke down CRYING on national television when he didn't get what he wanted. He was so sure that everything was going to go exactly as he planned, he couldn't even fathom other people, far smarter than him, mentally maneuvering around his pitiful and selfish efforts. It broke him, that fast. Imagine him in a job interview and being asked a hard question. No wonder the asshole's barely ever had a real job.

 

[AnOminous]

Its equal parts infuriating but also hilarious how this man just goes through life doing jack shit and expects the world because he prayed extra hard to God like he begs Wendys employees for extra sauce.

I think the ultimate Jackoff moment was going to somewhere called Panera Bread, then complaining his sandwich had bread, then bitching and crying until the manager gave him a cookie like a crying baby to calm him down. That dude knew exactly what kind of infantile assclown he was dealing with.

"Im DONE eating this!! Broccoli?! BLECH"

Anyone who doesn't like broccoli is pretty much subhuman.

 

[Pig Cups]

Reply bug @Kuritan Deplorable :

‘As far as they're concerned, Jack is her problem the moment he says "I'm not paying to stay here".’

You mean ‘she,’ right? Anytime it’s implied that Jack would be paying for something, it just sticks out like a sore fucking thumb. He is completely insolvent, and has been for years. He’s a perfect example (among others on this site) of a throughly useless individual who is completely sustained by his tugboat. In this case, it’s MommyWife TamTam. It can never be overstated- Jack is fucked to hell and back the moment she leaves his side (for any number of reasons).

Jack has no money. He hasn’t had his own money for years. Therefore, he ultimately won’t be the one making the determination to leave based on *financial* reasoning.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

Yeah but that's a holdover when people had physical jobs and needed that nutrition to keep them going until lunchtime. Now with most people doing desk work it's less important that you eat a big breakfast and more important that you just get something worthwhile in your stomach so you don't get hungry at 10am and wind up scarfing down a couple donuts and some fatty and overly sweet coffee flavored drink from Starbucks.

All I'm saying is that is too much food for some guy who's literally immobile in bed. I'm an active kind of guy and that's more food than I would eat in a morning. Jagoff Scalfatty is a glutton.

Anyone who doesn't like broccoli is pretty much subhuman.

Depends on how it's cooked. When it's boiled to almost mush and practically gray it's inedible. When steamed so it's still vibrant and green it's great. But when it's roasted in the oven with some olive oil, salt and then finished with some granted parmigiano reggiano and black pepper it's godly.

 

[AnOminous]

But yeah the man who shouts to the world that he pissed his pants is not a man who knows to shut the fuck up.

Any real man in Jack's situation would be wrapping up his affairs and preparing to meet his Maker, but not Jackoff. He'd better hope his faith is wrong because otherwise, he has a nasty shock awaiting him when he meets St. Peter at the Golden Gate.

Depends on how it's cooked. When it's boiled to almost mush and practically gray it's inedible. When steamed so it's still vibrant and green it's great. But when it's roasted in the oven with some olive oil, salt and then finished with some granted parmigiano reggiano and black pepper it's godly.

I find even that institutional grade shit at least edible. My favorite is lightly steamed. And if I want to get fancy, it will be roasted with Hollandaise sauce.

I still consider it basically the anti-asparagus because it's almost impossible to ruin it completely, whereas by comparison, it's absurd how something like half my attempts to make asparagus turn into complete shit. Similarly, when done well, roasted and with Hollandaise sauce is great.

Also with both, my favorite is generally lightly steamed with absolutely nothing on it.

This might be the best explanation of why the fat slob broke down CRYING on national television when he didn't get what he wanted.

I loved how the Texans basically told him straight up to his face that he was a completely phony pile of bullshit. I bust up every time I watch it again as they're completely gobsmacked by Jack's sheer weepy faggotry. Their facial expressions are top-notch as they are utterly shocked at what a complete fag he is. What's funny is they actually thought his cooking show had potential, and to be fair to them, he was pretty much at the top of his game at the time and it probably did.

 

[Seymour Duncan]

I loved how the Texans basically told him straight up to his face that he was a completely phony pile of bullshit. I bust up every time I watch it again as they're completely gobsmacked by Jack's sheer weepy faggotry. Their facial expressions are top-notch as they are utterly shocked at what a complete fag he is. What's funny is they actually thought his cooking show had potential, and to be fair to them, he was pretty much at the top of his game at the time and it probably did.

Lazy Man's Investing, just walk in and they give you money because you had a cool logo or something. You'd think most people would do at least some prepwork before getting in on a syndicated TV show, also correct me if I'm wrong, but don't those shows usually give you some idea of what's about to go down so you can actually prepare for it?

 

[Quixotic Man]

Wait a second, that menu.

Two packs of Splenda? What the fuck, I thought Jack had already discovered the magical thing that gave him his stroke! Don't tell me he can't suck it up and go by without dumping sweetener on everything!

 

[Tiresome]

Anyone who doesn't like broccoli is pretty much subhuman.

I'm not going to go after anyone for a specific food dislike but I find as I get older I love the flavor of vegetables more and more, I wonder if this is a common thing.

 

[Skwisgaar Skwigelf]

Oh cool. Didn't know Jack has a podcast he continually records for. Any links?

This is from Jacks lesser known podcast 'Eye to Eye.' In this episode he interviews fellow domestic abuser Kent Hovind about the evils of evolution.

The s are pure kino

 

[Buck Mullet]

This is from Jacks lesser known podcast 'Eye to Eye.' In this episode he interviews fellow domestic abuser Kent Hovind about the evils of evolution.

The s are pure kino

People who interpret the Bible literally, especially when they explain so with smug superiority, are the fucking worst. There's no excuse for someone alive today to hold the belief that all of existence was created in six days than God took a nap, or the earth is only 6000 years old unless they are legitimately special needs or brain damaged.

 

[Tiresome]

People who interpret the Bible literally, especially when they explain so with smug superiority, are the fucking worst. There's no excuse for someone alive today to hold the belief that all of existence was created in six days than God took a nap, or the earth is only 6000 years old unless they are legitimately special needs or brain damaged.

Meh, not to politsperg, but anyone who believed a man who craps on a gold toilet would be the savior of the working class will literally believe anything.

 

[Octopi]

I interpreted the "ok" responses as Jack saying "the breakfast tasted okay", but he can't manage slurring out more than 1 syllable on his text to speech. Or doesn't see why he should. Why waste time say lot word, when few word do trick.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Jack's breakfast post this morning. There's a lot of information to glean from this. First, this breakfast (as pictured) seems completely fine, but we can see from the card that Jack is on a "consistent carbohydrate" specialized diet.

Toldja! They aren't trying for "keto" -- which would be ruined anyway, when Tammy brings him cheat meals. They want every diabetic in their care to have the same amount of carbohydrates per meal (per diabetic), to reduce the variables in their blood sugar management.

Institutional care of diabetics, like institutional egg cooking, aims for tolerable-to-good results on a mass scale with the least expenditure on supplies and staffing. Just like cooking eggs, you can always do it better yourself at home if you can learn and you're burdened by neither idiocy nor hubris.



Jack is definitely not hot enough to be such a shitty text conversationalist. Maybe when he said working from home makes people lazy, he meant himself.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm not going to go after anyone for a specific food dislike but I find as I get older I love the flavor of vegetables more and more, I wonder if this is a common thing.

The best thing the Deity ever gave us was cruciferous vegetables. Anyone who hates them basically hates God and worships Satan.

 

[Gloria The Glorious]

This is from Jacks lesser known podcast 'Eye to Eye.' In this episode he interviews fellow domestic abuser Kent Hovind about the evils of evolution.

The s are pure kino

Jack doesn't know enough about evolution to point out the aspects that haven't held up to scrutiny nor that parts of it have yet to be strongly proven, nor does he understand human nature enough to point out how scarily accurate the Bible is with predicting humanity's worst.

In short, Jack is Jack. Kinda sad.

 

[Lord Cat Tree Stump]

I still consider it basically the anti-asparagus because it's almost impossible to ruin it completely, whereas by comparison, it's absurd how something like half my attempts to make asparagus turn into complete shit. Similarly, when done well, roasted and with Hollandaise sauce is great.

A countertop steam oven really changes the asparagus game. 190F with 100% steam for ~13 minutes. Perfect crisp tender asparagus every time. Works well with other green vegetables as well.