One time "writer" for Ratchet and clank rift apart. left insomniac (thakfully) and is salty about being given a special thanks for her "work." Instead of full credit and never got to write the game the way she wanted it to be. She's a textbook sjw hack who can't write something without shoving her personal povs in things. once said she was "virtually raped" in a gta online match. What really pushed her into my personal lowcow list was this tweet from last year.
Uh huh just keep telling yourself that sammy. Insomniac is too busy with Spiderman 2 and wolverine right now for a new R and C but if they ever do make a new game I hope they make Ratchet and Rivet kiss just to see Sammy get salty and throw a tantrum over it.
Local pathetic idiot hangs around the dollar store as one of his "attraction spots" and actually put up a fucking "attraction sign." Before he even died, Chris Chan has been reborn. This 21 year-old manchild hits on every women he sees, regardless of age or marital status.
This born and bread in TEXAS stud is so attractive he has to resort to a sign to get attention... Also I have no idea why he crossed out Texas to write Pookie. That's not even close to his real name.
Oh yeah, and he photoshops abs on his "thirst-posts." Watch out ladies and gentlemen, girls and boys, and dudes of all teenages, as well as the, uh, gals.
Alright, I need to get something off my chest here, because I’ve stumbled into a bit of a rabbit hole and I know the only people who’ll appreciate the following schizo deep-dive are my fellow kiwi autists. Pull up a chair and let me introduce you to my personal cow of the week: the woman pretending to be both an autistic "trans male" mother of 14 (at the tender age of 27) and "his" teen parent son.
Fake stories aren’t rare on Reddit, but for the most part they tend to fizzle out after one or two posts before slipping away into the Greater Soy Background Radiation. Occasionally, you’ll get long-running sagas in places like /r/JustNoMIL, where women will pen tales of dastardly MILs hellbent on ruining the lives of their cPTSD-afflicted DILs, but quite frankly these stories are pretty boring due to spanning 1000000 parts with maybe 1 or 2 of these posts containing something noteworthy.
Anyways, all this sperging is to say that interesting fake Reddit stories are pretty rare, but I think I’ve found a neat and deeply disturbing creative writing project that has a fresh take on this brand of terminally online behavior. Think Reddit’s version of HIV Living, or a female version of that one cow who was some dude in his 60s LARPing as a 4’2 “autistic fairy” programmer girl.
At risk of sounding like a 2010s-era “science side of Tumblr” post: strap in, you’re in for a fucking ride.
Everyone, meet Solid_Ad9715, s/he’s our Stunning and Brave GNC trans man protagonist for part 1 (side note: her account was suspended, so I’m using camas.unddit.com to pull up her posts/comments). Her first few posts are rather milquetoast, consisting of a few /r/NameNerds posts regarding the names of her children, alongside soliciting ideas for number 14.
This also establishes some other basic lore- Solid is some flavor of Mexican, Le Hubbiee is Jewish, their oldest broodspawn is named Dean, and he has a daughter named Bonnie. This will be important later. Anyways- her next few posts are pretty boring, coming from places like /r/Parenting and /r/toddlers and consisting of very typical posts you’d expect from there with the only point of note being the “14 kids” thing.
Well, sometimes 14 kids, occasionally a few will pop in and out of existence and she ends up with 11 instead (or 12, as seen in the first image). Note the Wattpad-esque waxing poetic of her Giant Scary Russian Husband, she does this a lot. Speaking of Wattpad, the husband in question absolutely acts like a love interest from something on there, there’s heavy focus on this “Super gruff badass who actually loves his qt GNC transboi husband + brood” persona that would seem super cool to a teenager but, in reality, sounds like a fucking chore IRL.
This isn’t an autism thing, OP. Your husband is just a cunt.
And also an ex-addict/dealer who was high in front of his kids.
Oh yeah and her eldest is a father of two at 15. Here’s when things start to ramp up; a Mexican woman having 14 children at a young age and having one of said children repeat the cycle isn’t unheard of. This is probably the most believable part of the whole narrative.
But speaking of having kids at a young age, how old did our protag say she was when she popped out her first?
Jesus christ. Jesus Christ. Note the rather relaxed writing style that would be right at home on the profile of a young Twitter user, complete with emphasizing worlds Like That. “Yeah, my 15 year old who already has two kids miiiight be putting a hold on having more? Who knows.” If this is her idea of kids turning out fine it’d hate to see what isn’t.
This is 100% a woman you should take advice from when it comes to children having sex. She isn’t just a beacon of knowledge when it comes to this, though! Enjoy the sizzle reel of Solid Parenting Highlights:
To summarize: 14 children, 10 of them in diapers, all homeschooled by a woman who herself never attended any formal education and her ex-druggie husband.
You’ll also note a few facts that will become staples throughout this saga, for lack of a better word. First and foremost is the purposefully vague references to Solid’s “culture”, which she is very careful to describe without naming a specific heritage beyond “vague stereotypical hodge-podge of Native American practices”. Similar to how ragebait posters in AITA will excuse any behavioral or narrative irregularities with “I’m not American”, Solid does something similar to explain why it’s totally normal for her to breastfeed her well-past-toddler-age children (we’ll get to that, by the by) among other questionable parenting choices.
On the subject of breastfeeding: she’s doing it with 9 fucking kids. One of those children is 7 years old and is (assumedly) getting the majority, if not all, of his nutrition through that. Note that any child over a year old is encouraged to start solids at risk of severe nutritional deficiencies; to put it bluntly I don’t think a 7 year old child with AFRID who consumes nothing but breastmilk would be doing too hot. I especially don’t think medical professionals would tell someone to exclusively nurse their 7 year old instead of placing a feeding tube.
(Also of note is that this thread is the only time Solid corrected someone referring to her as a woman, despite the fact this happened multiple times throughout her account history.)
Anyways, I hope you’ll excuse me moving on from the 7 year old breastfeeding topic. Groups that practice bedsharing, cloth diapering, and extended nursing as matters of tradition aren’t just traditional in terms of childrearing; these cultures, to put it bluntly, are a pretty far throw from anything you’d consider “woke” in the sense that they’re not exactly bustling with people who identify as neurodiverse queers.
Our plucky protagonist, however, is a special case. As stated, she herself is a “GNC autistic Trans man”, but rest assured she is not the sole member of the alphabet mafia in her family. Among the ranks we have a trans gay grandpa (in a gay relationship with another man), a trans uncle, an uncle/aunt/uncle polycule (none of whom are blood related to each other, thankfully), and an agender cousin.
Oh, and have I mentioned they’re all autistic? As in every single member of the family? As strong as the genetic link of autism is, if sped genes were this strong more than half of the earth’s population would have some flavor of ‘tism by now. But don’t worry, Solid will have you know that the Autistic Legion is doing just fine, thank you very much. Just don’t pay too much mind from the litany of health and behavioral issues they all seem to have, you ableist fuck.
So in summary, we have: an autistic, Native American/Mexican woman GNC trans man with 14 kids, a (very sexy and very scary) Russian-Jewish husband, a trans uncle and father-in-law, an agender cousin, and polyam aunts and uncles, all of whom are also autistic, and they all live on one big homestead comprised of at least 30 people in California.
Oh, and she’s also rich by virtue of dear ol’ dad. What, did you think our stunning and brave protagonist worked? That would get in the way of posting about her storied life to Reddit! Not even getting 90 minutes of sleep for 15 years straight (a verbatim statement, fyi) and counting will slow her roll!
Not even an account suspension managed to stop her, as we now see our story switching to the perspective of a new protagonist: a 15/16 year old father of 2 named Dean (among his children being a daughter named Bonnie), who is not related in any way to Solid, thankyouverymuch.
Ignore his parents happening to have the exact same names as Solid_Ad and her husband. Mere coincidence! Pay no attention to the GNC trans male "ma" behind the curtain.
Enter teenparentvent, a currently active account. “His” first post was made around a month after Solid_Ad9715 was banned, and is a /r/trueoffmychest submission venting about the rigors of teen parenthood and some annoying bitch in his class who, among other things, tells fake stories on the internet. Geeze, can you imagine?
This first post didn’t have any definitive proof to link the accounts together. But further comments would provide some very interesting coincidences. Namely, his “ma” is Native American/Mexican, and his father is a Jew with family history in Russia. Also he’s autistic. But hey, I’m sure there’s plenty of Mexijewish, autistic, 16 year old fathers of two who were conceived via rape when their mothers were 11 (and who also “come from money” via rich grandparents) running around in the world, I’m sure there’s no connection. After all, teenparentvent’s parents only have eight children! And to give some credit, there are a few discrepancies with ages and such not aligning perfectly, but considering the 1 to 1 comparison of pretty much every major detail…the odds aren’t in our autistic hero’s favor.
We also get a few new factoids: the whole family’s some flavor of deaf/HoH, and it’s not just them that’s autistic, but the entire local community. Imagine for a moment that all this is real: the rolling California countryside, alive with the hustle and bustle of a massive community of Mexican-Indian-Jewish autists who all have 20 kids apiece. A literal lolcow herd.
Also the gf has two moms, apparently. Diversity win!
(side note: it’s deeply funny to me that, out of all the details that could have been changed to obscure OP’s identity, they chose the number of children instead of literally any of the other, very unique details. I know racebending is a hotly contested topic on Twitter, OP, but I think changing your protagonist to be, say, a German/Aboriginal neurodivergent queer persxn could have added a touch of plausible deniability.)
Also him misgendering his ma. Yikes, sweetie! Not a good look :///
Note also the very typical for a 16 year old boy speech patterns, as I’m sure you’re all familiar with their flair for “middle aged lady”-esque passive aggression. I absolutely believe an adolescent male wrote both these posts and not a Twitter/TikTok brained woman.
Finally, here’s the posts that propel this whole situation from “amusing internet weirdo” to (imo) actual cow territory. Under both her old and new accounts, she is exceedingly fond of providing advice to actual parents under the guise of being a “fellow mom/dad”. This isn’t milquetoast advice either; a few common talking points you’ll see are waiting to potty train until the child is ready (read: 5+ years old), hours of screentime being perfectly fine for a young child, the possible dangers of quitting smoking while pregnant, showering with your parents and younger siblings at the tender age of 16, letting your son wear dresses, bedsharing, and letting your kid suck their thumb/pacifier for as long as they want.
Granted, none of these tidbits on their own are particularly shocking or deadly (…for the most part), but rather the fact that they’re packaged with a fake persona to lend them some form of credibility. It’s legitimately creepy when considered in context and gives heavy “this is a fetish” vibes, especially the comments concerning potty training and family showers.
She even goes as far as to post an entire fake post partum psychosis narrative, under a post about a mother killing her three children (it was regarding the Lindsey Clancy case, if you’re curious). You see where the HIV Living comparison comes from now.
In addition to all this, there’s also the all-but-mandatory social justice sperging, ranging from the evils of ABA to ACAB to how those gosh darned DIAGNOSED AUTISTS are privileged shitlords. Because when I want to be lectured on the supposed upper hands I’ve been granted in life, I want to hear it from a (self-proclaimed) benefactor of generational wealth that hasn’t had to work a day in his life.
Anyways, in summary: this person is deranged and I hate them for making me unravel their autistic trans commune LARP. I’m desperately hoping this is just a case of a teenage genderspecial who’s a little too invested in her OCs and not a full-grown adult typing this with one hand, but to be perfectly honest I don’t have a lot of hope.
As a side note: this isn’t even all of it. There’s an entire (now suspended) account created prior to Solid_Ad9715 (/u/mamaandbabyhelp) that spans nearly an entire year of weird RP content, and when you compare very specific details between the two it’s apparent they’re the same person despite having differing “storylines” (although with posts from both accounts it’s made clear they’re part of the same overarching narrative- yes, the lore goes that deep). I’m omitting it because this post is already a fucking novel in of itself, but to briefly summarize it was about a 14 year old girl who also had a baby at 12 who came from a vaguely defined (pee-oh-cee) culture that managed to excuse all her abnormal parenting practices; she also came from a long line of autists and enjoyed a somewhat charmed life by virtue of a rich dad/grandpa.
I do have one. For his sake, and my conscience, first name only: Joseph. Met the guy in trade school, and somehow he keeps popping up in my life. 6 foot, Reddit beard scruff, thin as a board, self admitted autistic, and never shuts up. Especially about his computer with 128 gigs of ram and a ryzen 5700 that he built for.... video editing, and a minecraft server. Also VR chat, where he seems to have at least one owl (?) Avatar, and is looking to get this OWO haptic feedback suit for 400. I feel he has furry tendencies to say the least. Did i also mention the state gives him cash because of some lawsuit and has no job despite training as a welder???
As for the computer, He insists you need this horsepower for videos when youtubers have been using laptops since time began. Ironically it only has 2 terabytes total of space for a video editing rig.
He's also fucked up thousands worth of equipment. Man can't admit fault either. Also wants to one up you when say, you bought a nice new grinder.
Everyone was annoyed with him, including the teachers. Called him out once with a buddy for being a government mooch. Did zero. There's no helping him.
My personal lolcow is this lady that is on a lot of Red Hot Chili Peppers related groups.
This is the latest I saw.
I think she believes she is related to Anthony Kiedis and owes her money/health care??
(Those are all screenshots she posted on her personal profile btw)
I always wait for her to sperg on random ass posts in the groups lmao
Also despite being a nazi lolbertarian, Derek Randal Gegner also claims to be pro CCP and wants China to overthrow the USA. He also frequently moves back and forth between Hong Kong and the USA. Knowing how fucked up this guy is who knows what other political connections he has. I'm surprised Xi and Biden aren't watching him.
Howdy once more kiwifriends, I come bearing more personal cow gifts. To recap, my last post was about /u/Solid-Ad9715 and /u/teenparentvent, a “father”-son duo that belonged to a clan of Indimexijew autists living in a California commune with 30 other people. Since then, however, teenparentvent has gone radio silent, possibly due to discovering said post. Foolishly, I thought this might be the end of our degenerate little tale-spinner, but in recent days I’ve realized I was wrong.
So very wrong.
Buckle up for part 3 buckaroos. Right off the bat, this new account (/u/papadiaries) was created the same day as my post to the Reddit General thread, which you’ll come to find is only the first of a series of coincidences. Note that I wasn’t even trying to sniff out alt accounts; Diaries popped up in my feed as if by cruelly divine fate, and I found myself sucked right back into this godawful rabbithole just when I was starting to forget. Reddit and its consequences ect ect
Brood of homeschooled children in comfortable financial straits? Check.
Sexually assaulted at age 11? God above, check.
Russian-Jewish autist Hubbee? Yup!
I didn’t mention it in my last post since it was pretty none-noteworthy in a sea of absolute derangement, but this exact “husband letting baby suck on his nipple” story also popped up on the Solid Ad account.
The autistic brood returns!
And, of course, this brave abusive-surviving transboi is a heckin wholesome crunchy parent just like our old protagonist, and is a tandem-nursing, extended breastfeeding (just starting to wean her 7 year old), cosleeping, cloth diapering machine.
Anyways, red-stringing over, let’s get into the new lore. This time our main character is a Huwhite (if emoji color is anything to go by) Woman with a Jewish dentist husband and 8 kids, who endured no small amount of horrific abuses, a good chunk of these meted out by her evil narcissist mother. Thankfully, however, she now finds herself with a new supportive family-by-marriage, most notable being her MIL and SIL with ties to…you guessed it, our clan of Californian Indimexijews! Consistency, in my fetishistic fake Reddit stories? OP, you spoil us.
Speaking of Reddit fetish stories, let’s get into the fresh milk.
“Screaming and nearly throwing up” is what I did when I saw this comment. For my non-Medfag kiwis: don’t worry, in no fucking world will a licensed nurse ever mention having your pregnant wife jack you off into a cup before jamming the cum into your wife’s vagina while it’s actively attempting to birth your children. God invented our good friend picotin for a reason; under no circumstances will medical practitioners tell you to introduce potential infection to a pregnant woman’s dilated cervix and (by association) womb. The fact that the posters on breakingmom fell for this fap fodder is, somehow, almost as disturbing as the story itself. Then again, considering the average attitude and (presumed) IQ of the delightful women on that sub, I shouldn’t be too shocked.
I await the newest installment in this fucking horrific saga with both bated breath and vomit. Papadiaries/SolidAd/teenparentvent/ect, if you’re reading this: please know that you’re a godless degenerate and the pearly gates will not open for you. Peace and blessings <3
I knew a kid in middle school who would like do nothing but go on about how gay he was. Would always grope girls, and asked some guys little sister to go to a water park with him. Pretty weird shit he tried touching my dick once. I mean he was weird he liked anime and made lies that he molested kids. I wonder what’s he up to sometimes it would be funny to just laugh at the fat ass he was.
This guy: Austin M. Small/Austinator06302012.
I think it would be better if I just list the reasons why he's a lolcow.
-Is a black Jevovah's Witness member with autism, who is also a devoted Nintendo nerd but doesn't seem to play anything but fucking Bloons all the time. Off to a good start.
-Has a foot fetish yet, despite being supposedly a Christian, is OK with showing off barefoot pics at the beginning and end of his Youtube pic.
-Makes it very clear that he was baptized on June 30, 2012, including in his username.
-Plays Bloons Tower Defense and similar games....which isn't a problem except that he seems to play that game only.
-Has a massive beef with Pizza Tower because its a "waste" because Nintendo purposely ruined Wario's platforming games with Wario: Master of Disguise. https://www.deviantart.com/austinat...Nintendo-ruined-Wario-Land-s-legacy-944536321
He has spam this constantly in every single Pizza Tower artwork on Deviantart. And I do mean everything no matter how good or shit they are.
Fittingly enough, he is getting laughed at, but he's not stopping anytime soon because he thinks this is what God wants to see gone.
All three people in these are in the middle of trooning out (troons and discord, name a more iconic duo). The one in green is the newest to ruin his life and he never stops sperging about his fetishes, often interrupting other conversation in the process.
Shit like this reinforces my belief that people with any sort of "animal-play" fetish including furries should be kept far, far away from animals and banned from ever owning or interacting with them. Absolutely disgusting
I've discovered this guy, David Van Debeers on Youtube. I'm reasonably certain he's a schizoid. I discovered him in the comments of a random shitpost, and I've discovered he's a very prolific video poster.
How do you archive whole youtube channels BTW? I want to save this guy's ramblings, I like listening to schizophrenic rants.
So there's this guy I've been following, courtesy of another forum that I had cause to lurk on back in January.
His name is Richard Davies. He's online as BowelBro. He claims to have stage IV bowel cancer. I'm loathe to accuse him of faking, but he's been dodgy from the off. Practically the first thing he did upon diagnosis was set up a company and Instagram in the BowelBro name.
He's also got a bunch of other companies, and ran a GFM despite claiming he's a self-made millionaire. Also only one review on TrustPilot (negative).
Unfortunately he's currently having a tantrum and saying he's going to delete his IG imminently. He's claiming this is because he and his wife want privacy.
This is bullshit. He's shutting down because he's running scared.
See, the website that I've been watching as a means of following him is Tattle. It's a pretty standard gossip website. One group they follow are cancer influencers.
Initially they were sympathetic. Then they started asking questions--why does this millionaire need a GFM? And isn't it interesting how he chose the name BowelBro, which is very close to BowelBabe, the handle of a woman who died earlier in 2022 and was made a dame before her death (Deborah James)? And he keeps using #bowelbabe in his posts?
He started bragging about his "success" in life and this really turned them off.
In October he discovered himself on Tattle. Deactivated his IG for nearly a week.
He seems to turn around. Some on Tattle aren't buying it but others are. He's writing a book "for Lisa" (his wife) and starts sharing excerpts. I'll let you be the judge.
Oh, and here's his chav cinema room btw.
(no idea who those kids are--he and his wife are childless)
He also starts promoting his page on IG.
This nets him over 10k followers, which gets him his very own thread on Tattle. Which he's still reading. And he starts getting angry. Making threats.
He starts a counter website called Tittle. It's a massive flop.
Anyway, preorders from his book went up before the weekend. He took his IG off private for the first time since January (I think). There was some PayPal issue but apparently people did order.
Tattle have been getting increasingly suspicious about his entire thing though over the past week or two. Starting to question whether he even has cancer at all. And then they started looking into his businesses, and his wife and his friend. And his number plates. And now, totally coincidentally, he's locked his IG back down and is planning to delete it entirely. I'm not a follower so I'm afraid I can't get screencaps, but I don't expect this to be the end of him.
And now, totally coincidentally, he's locked his IG back down and is planning to delete it entirely. I'm not a follower so I'm afraid I can't get screencaps, but I don't expect this to be the end of him.
I don't quite know where else to post this so here it is. Welcome to the /neoishtar/ general. Someone on /x/ got inspired by Ishtars design on FGO and they're starting a cult based on her presence there. We've got feetpics, poetry and all sorts of people arguing over it.
They started last year but they went dark for a while. It seems they're back though.
A cow I've stumbled into in my personal life has brought me from my KF hiatus.
Meet M. M is one of the craziest (and quickly becoming the craziest) roommate I've ever had. She is only not the craziest because I had one who tried to kill herself with sleeping pills because her boyfriend broke up with her, but M is still young and has much potential.
I've met M in September. I was only around her briefly for a month, about a week in January, and throughout the month of March. During this time:
She has left her (clean) g-strings on our laundry room. When I asked whose panties they were no one came forward, so she accused our cleaning lady because "she dresses like a stripper". She also made up stories about the cleaning lady using our washing machine to wash our clothes because, of course, she must be poor. These are all lies.
After this conversation, the panties were moved to a slightly different location in the laundry room. At first I didn't pay any mind to it, but then I realized that someone had taken then, wore them, and put them again in the laundry room, this time dirty.
One time she has almost destroyed our oven by setting it to the maximum temperature without noticing. When I told her she giggled and thanked me for "saving her".
M will routinely call other women sluts, cows, dirty, etc... and spout all the usual tradthot talking points. When we are just having normal conversation, she'll interject random dirty jokes (for example a roommate was telling us how her friend's boyfriend gets along very well with said friend's mother, and she'll randomly interject that maybe he wants to bang the mother). Despite this, she is by far the most shameless and perverted roommate I've ever had, and you'll soon see why.
Doesn't get along with any (or nearly any) of her female classmates (she is in a female dominated field) because, you guessed it, they are all "two faced sluts"
One time it was around 5 am and I went to the kitchen. The lights were on, as were the lights on our balcony, the door was wide open and no one was in sight. For a moment I thought we were being robbed. Then I looked outside and there she was talking to someone in a car. She comes back in, and tells me it was her mother who came to give her "something" (despite her not carrying aything on her hands).
I've caught her vomiting in the bathroom several times
She has, on at least one occasion, walked around the house naked (only wearing tiny g-strings). I was in the kitchen, minding my business, and she showed up and tried to start conversation with me. I ignored her. She started cooking while dressed like this. I left the kitchen and went to my room and she stayed there like this for quite a while. If any of our next door neighbours happened to be walking by our shared balcony (they are both elderly), they've have seen her like that.
Soon after this, she tells me and another roommate how she went to a nightclub with her classmates and how she was deeply shocked because everyone was making out with and goping everyone else, even complete strangers. It hurt her trad morals apparently. She felt the need to leave earlier because this made her so uncomfortable!
She slams the doors all the time. Every door that she walks through, she slams it, hard. If she wakes up at 5am to go to the bathroom, she slams all doors just the same. I've had another roommate with this habit and she turned out to be crazy.
She thinks she is a princess, so she never cleans anything. Of the 4 of us, she is by far the one that makes the biggest mess, never cleans, leaves everything extra dirty when she goes home for the weekend, presumably for our cleaning stripper to clean
She was to first to notice that our tub was clogged and spitting up sewage. She warned us, placed a mop by the tub, and spent the entire week telling us she was going to talk to our landlord about it. Now, our landlord lives in another town and may only come over on Saturdays. On Friday, I asked her 3 times. Every time she said she would talk to him. Then she left for the weekend. Come Saturday afternoon I messaged our landlord and he said he didn't know anything. Because the tub was completely clogged and this couldn't wait another week, he had to drive back (it's a 2 hour drive) to fix our tub on Sunday morning. This took nearly an hour and he was very pissed off.
One time she told me that that afternoon she'd be bringing friends over. I naively thought these were just classmates she was going to be studying with. Come afternoon, this scrote shows up, greets me with a deeply embarrassed look, and goes into her bedroom with her. As soon as he gets in she locks the door from the inside. Not long after, I hear sex noises. I got dressed and GTFO'd. I got back about an hour later. The house was quiet. Soon after the other roommate and M's mother show up. They ask me where M is, because her mother is there to pick her up. I told her she was with a guy friend (that's all I said), and they both stared at me with a surprised look. Then M arrives, from the street, and they ask her who the guy was. She pretty much screams "It's my boyfriend!!". Her mother clearly didn't believe it but the other dummy ate it all up. She started telling stories about how she didn't say anything because "Things happen unexpectedly!". Then she left for the weekend, gave lots of hugs and kisses and whatever to the other girl but walked right past me with an angry look and didn't even look my way lol. I haven't heard anything about this "boyfriend" since.
Last Friday it was the last straw. I woke up around 1pm, went to the bathroom, and found the lights on and her dirty pjs with her dirty underwear showing, on top of the toilet. I waited until around 4pm to see if anyone would clean up the mess, but there was no one home. No one did.
So on Friday, I called our landlord and told him about this. I've seen a lot of crazy during these years and whenever I see a roommate who shows signs of crazy, I usually tip the landlord/lady because every time I know it will escalate. This time I took longer because I couldn't figure out how to tell any of this to a middleaged army vet biker. It was one of the most embarrassing things I ever had to do. He found everything hilarious and said he'd have a word with her. He won't be laughing when this lunatic harms herself, or someone else.
Now what I did that Friday was that I took her pjs and the other panties in the laundry room, hid them until everyone left for the holidays, and then placed them on the kitchen sink for our cleaning lady to find on Monday when she comes to clean. I know she will tell our landlord because, hah, they're having an affair. And yes she is or was probably a stripper or something like that. Hopefuly this will force him to have a word with the parents, which I don't know why he hasn't already.
I know M's type. She's the typical small town trad-cath girl who thinks she is a special princess, until she goes out into the real world and realizes no one gives a shit about her trad crap and no one thinks she's special. And it's obvious she was raised by catholics because she is a rape-y hypocrite. I've seen this happen before.
So yeah, fun times. Fuck college, seriously. I'm getting too old for this shit.
