Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

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Hierophant or the Emperor has to be Ellen Page

lmao the "wavy art from reddit" thread has somehow turned into crowdsourcing a hypothetical pooner tarot. you're all so fucking autistic and i love it
We're on a forum that started tracking the idiocy of Chris-chan, and then metastasized into general lolcow observation and recording.
Of course this is going to be autistic as fuck. If it wasn't? something would be well and truly wrong with the universe.
 
Hierophant or the Emperor has to be Ellen Page


We're on a forum that started tracking the idiocy of Chris-chan, and then metastasized into general lolcow observation and recording.
Of course this is going to be autistic as fuck. If it wasn't? something would be well and truly wrong with the universe.
Excellent idea. Ellen Page on her throne with tiny doods surrounding her like a harem.
 
Even the yaoi they read is full of rape and fantasies of psychological and physical torture done to young boys. That stuff is not just bishie boys eating parfait.

A big one now among the boylove fans is killing stalking and its all kind of fucked up. Fujoshi means "rotten girl" and for a good reason.

I never watched a single Yaoi in my life, and they are more fucked up than I would have imagined, and I'm a man of culture. I just thought yaois were pedoshit, like Boku no Pico, but apparently they are that and more.

On the other hand, my attraction to yanderes who jealously guard their men seems much more wholesome now, so thank you!
 
Gunther and Ayden belong on the Lovers.
Still debating what should go on the Tower...

The Tower could be an unfortunate Pooner losing its phallo
Agree for Ayden/Gunther being the lovers card. So far they're the only recurring couple from the poonerverse.
Tower associations:
Sudden change, upheaval, chaos, revelation, awakening
So I vote for a detranser of some kind. (ETA this would work with ripping off the phallo too)

ETA - OG Lil Pooner should definitely be the Fool
In terms of the "fool's journey" part of going from the Fool to the World, the World should be a cis, buff chad. The ultimate true and honest man.
It would fulfill the meme
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I feel like the chair needs a carved relief of something but i love the satan chair.

Maybe a crown of dilators and hontrapoints serving angrily

.....the armrest carvings need to be the classic babybabybaby222 style eyes bugged out giant gage Pooner face.

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Like the one this liddle dood is making finding out he's got a reason to care about sports (at least till he finds out they don't have a Lil bug packer pattern as part of their merch).
 
The Tower is a hard one.
I'd have L'il Pooner as either the Fool or the Empress and Big Pooner as the Emperor.
What about the Hanged Man?
The Tower is all about shit getting stirred up, epiphanies through strife & struggle, etc. Brainstorming ideas for The Tower still trying to nail the symbolic pooners tower, medical something maybe, but it should be a crumbling tower with lightning strikes, all the classical elements. I’ve got a huge book, a history of tarot compendium that’s out of print, has the entire history of tarot and all symbolism, so if anyone has Q’s as we go, I can dig it out for reference purposes. Other points are, definitely Lil’ Pooner for The Fool. Probably some hon or “guys can be feminine too” style poon for The Empress. The Hanged Man could be an egg cracking, idk. I like phallo/ packers for wands, wands represent the element of wind, wisdom & intelligence. Swords as T-shots, syringes, or other major surgery things maybe, as swords represent fire, direct actions, etc. Cups represent water and emotions, maybe using poons, & poonsacks, for cups, not sure yet, really. Finally, pentacles represent the physical world, job, money, family, etc, and the element earth, and ear plugs do encompass a disc, a currency/ coin looking thing that will represent & encompass earthly delights & gains. This is off the top of my head, in a different time, I was a big tarot nerd, read for years, but it’s been ages. It’s fun to see everyone’s art and ideas. Just keep Poonabaoth at bay, (and maybe as the Heirophant card.) I’d love to see the Poonoboros as The World, maybe. Wish I was more of a visual artist. These are some ideas just to jumpstart artists ITT.
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Imo the pooner tarot should just be a riff on the idea without much consideration, just like FTMs themselves lol
But fr, if you let yourself have fun with it and use the images in a shallow, straightforward way, you can do things like straight up make "death" a doctor (preferably Dr. Teetus Deleetus herself). And obviously "the hanged man" isn't hanging from his foot, he's joined the 41% and necked himself. The "swords" are all detached weiners (packers or arm roll-ups) etc.
 
Imo the pooner tarot should just be a riff on the idea without much consideration, just like FTMs themselves lol
But fr, if you let yourself have fun with it and use the images in a shallow, straightforward way, you can do things like straight up make "death" a doctor (preferably Dr. Teetus Deleetus herself). And obviously "the hanged man" isn't hanging from his foot, he's joined the 41% and necked himself. The "swords" are all detached weiners (packers or arm roll-ups) etc.
Death is just a mirror btw
 
I'll admit that I don't know anything about tarot, I just wanted to draw this heckin valid dood with his ratty bois


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I love it.
Lifting the heccin' rats to show how strong!
Perfect.
The Tower is all about shit getting stirred up, epiphanies through strife & struggle, etc. Brainstorming ideas for The Tower still trying to nail the symbolic pooners tower, medical something maybe, but it should be a crumbling tower with lightning strikes, all the classical elements.
The Tower could be an idealized Tavistock or St Louis Children's Hospital being cast down in flames.

The designs and ideas so far have been fucking great.
 
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