🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Lidl Drip]

Edit: looking closer at the pictures all of what I typed before has now been placed in a "I really hope that's not grabbing bruises and just a baby taking a tumble" May if those are grabbing bruises from you, kill yourself, if they are from Ethan, then you haven't been acting as a proper mother and hospitalizing him.

Kids definitely get bruises and scrapes from playing but coincidentally finger-spaced apart? Nah. Those are hoove imprints. Hard to say if from a pig or horse.

I'm gonna put my money on the pig and the horse knows exactly that we will notice the bruises. It's her passive aggressive way of getting back at Ralph for doing this. Instead of leaving the abusive father, she just likes to play victim, posting her bruised child on social media so she doesn't have to call Ralph out for it and has us do it for her.

 

[Nikes_JustDoIt]

Ralph took Cozy Rozy to a bar in the middle of the night again to celebrate her first birthday. Sober spring btw!! Rozy wanted to go!! She also really wanted to go to the strip-club afterwards!

Didn't he get mad at Vickers for the Halloween display and than tweet that?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

This is Xander's black eye all over again, isn't it?

Seems a bit different than a kid biting the concrete while playing. Maybe it is bug bites considering they live in poverty conditions, maybe Ralph heroically saved Rozy from crawling off the ledge after she realized her future as a pig hybrid

 

[Elmo]

Seems a bit different than a kid biting the concrete while playing. Maybe it is bug bites considering they live in poverty conditions, maybe Ralph heroically saved Rozy from crawling off the ledge after she realized her future as a pig hybrid

Possibly. What I meant was moreso the kneejerk reactions and whether or not certain parties will blow things way out of proportion. If it is bug bites, I hope it's nothing serious.
It's nawt Zika, das nawt trooooo...

 

[AnOminous]

Ralph, your kid doesn't view you as daddy, just as that loud smelly fucker who won't go away.

Ralph needs to improve the world and die.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Ralph, your kid doesn't view you as daddy, just as that loud smelly fucker who won't go away.

he could literally pass out on the floor and let Rozy crawl all over him and he'd have a positive interaction with zero effort

kids toys are incredibly simple at that age, just react AT ALL to something she does without hollerin' and very quickly you'll be her second bestest friend.

 

[TyrasGuard]

Ralph needs to improve the world and die.

But I thought it was a gift from God for us to laugh at

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

How is it a jab at Ralph?

It's underneath Ralph's tweet and Ralph admits he has 11 000 people blocked while they're calling people that block pussies.

 

[Bully Brigadier]

Kids definitely get bruises and scrapes from playing but coincidentally finger-spaced apart? Nah. Those are hoove imprints. Hard to say if from a pig or horse.

I'm gonna put my money on the pig and the horse knows exactly that we will notice the bruises. It's her passive aggressive way of getting back at Ralph for doing this. Instead of leaving the abusive father, she just likes to play victim, posting her bruised child on social media so she doesn't have to call Ralph out for it and has us do it for her.

Nah I don't know buddy I'm a bit skeptical on that. The pig seems like it wants nothing to do with the baby whatsoever and may is with her 80% of the time. Frustration from the constant crying and no help whatsoever I don't even think they still use their babysitter do they? May is just as bad as Ralph, they're both disgusting people. My Swagbucks is on the sadistic horse.

 

[Monkey Madness]

Image uploads won’t work but what’s with that bruising on Rozy’s right arm? Looks like she was grabbed and yanked violently

They're even shaped and spaced out like the gunt's sausage fingers. Maybe Rozy a-logged him a bit too hard this time and got dragged off into the bassinet? Horrifying.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

They're even shaped and spaced out like the gunt's sausage fingers. Maybe Rozy a-logged him a bit too hard this time and got dragged off into the bassinet? Horrifying.

Looks like 2 marks on top with one under the top bruises suggesting she was grabbed from the side or while she was looking away with a person at the front. The lighting kind of throws off the coloration a bit but marks are definitely there

 

[MercuryDrinker]

Ralph took Cozy Rozy to a bar in the middle of the night again to celebrate her first birthday. Sober spring btw!! Rozy wanted to go!! She also really wanted to go to the strip-club afterwards!!

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I don't know what's worse. Being a one year old child and being brought to a bar by your white trash parents or being a bar patron and having a retarted fat man and his girlfriend bring a child to the bar you frequent.

 

[AnOminous]

Looks like 2 marks on top with one under the top bruises suggesting she was grabbed from the side or while she was looking away with a person at the front. The lighting kind of throws off the coloration a bit but marks are definitely there

I guess Ralph has to beat the shit out of the baby now because when she hits two or three she'll be able to kick his ass and shatter his skull again.

 

[namai337]

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Looks like 2 marks on top with one under the top bruises suggesting she was grabbed from the side or while she was looking away with a person at the front. The lighting kind of throws off the coloration a bit but marks are definitely there

If this real that it's grabing marks fucking hell. I know this place ain't for morals but for this shit I whould legit be happy if ralph or may get their shit kicked in.... in minecraft. Still going to give them a benefit of a doubt that it mah be something else and I hope it is due this is fucked

 

[Hazel Motes]

I guess Ralph has to beat the shit out of the baby now because when she hits two or three she'll be able to kick his ass and shatter his skull again.

I think an infant Rozy murdering her father whilst holidaying in Portugal would make a poetic end.

 

[Punished Lobsterchu]

Being a lower middle class Mexican and having some stupid American bring his one year old daughter to your local dive bar would be an extremely awkward experience.

 

[SargonF00t]

Damn, I didn't even notice that in the light, but you're right. There are bruises on her arm from being grabbed. Ok this is getting real fucking sad now.

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Poor Rozy has that watermelon head from Ralph.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Watch that video: Meigh hasn’t bothered to strap Rozy into the high chair properly so she comes close to falling out of it. The straps are loose around the middle of her legs. She’s supposed to be secure at the waist.

Anyone who says “Meigh seems to love her and look after her” can fucking kys too. Defending abusive and neglectful parents is downright wicked. GDIAF and I’ll take my top hats.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Anyone who says “Meigh seems to love her and look after her” can fucking kys too. Defending abusive and neglectful parents is downright wicked. GDIAF and I’ll take my top hats.

i take all those comments to be "in comparison to ralph" which is a damn low bar

if the horse really cared about Rozy she'd've bolted by now; the barn door is open

 

[Procrastinhater]

Watch that video: Meigh hasn’t bothered to strap Rozy into the high chair properly so she comes close to falling out of it. The straps are loose around the middle of her legs. She’s supposed to be secure at the waist.

Anyone who says “Meigh seems to love her and look after her” can fucking kys too. Defending abusive and neglectful parents is downright wicked. GDIAF and I’ll take my top hats.

If those are bruises from being grabbed my money is on that fucking horse.
I don't think Ralph could move fast enough or bend down low enough (or pay attention to begin with, he seems completely uninterested unless he's currently trying to get a picture of a video to own the Aylaawgs).
Meigh is around her all the time and I don't trust her.
Her weird, emotionless affect when you can hear Rozy in the background just strikes me as all wrong.
I don't trust her around kids.