Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[biggacracka]

This hate forum is disgusting.

Jack Scalfani is an amazing, Christian man, and everyone here would love to be Jack.

Jackatak69 was born to a single mother. He grew up with absolutely no male father figure in his life. Some of you assholes may ask if his mother was a whore, or if his dad was a John? No one knows. And it's none of our damn business, and it's disgusting that you would even think of that.

All we know that Jack's mom raised him well in complete poverty. She fed him turkey necks and chicken gizzards every night as a child.

And Jack pulled himself up from the bootstraps.

He escaped the prejudices that Americans have for a mixed-race, middle-eastern, and black man. He went to community college. Sure, he flunked out, but he did his best!

He spent two years working hard at an entry-level radio gig, and, after being fired, rose above his circumstance and spent three more answering phones for a talent agent.

He's launched a sauce business. He's the star of a YouTube show.

Sure, he tried to strangle his son. Sure, he embarrassed himself on national TV. Sure, he ate himself into a nursing home after killing all of his mobility from four strokes. Sure, he's only 5-3. Sure, he's on the verge of bankruptcy. Sure, every business venture he's ever had has ended in failure and he's lived off of his wife for more than a decade. Sure, his obese wife abandoned any idea of love for him and now only tolerates him until the day he dies. Sure, he's stuck in a bed for the rest of his life.

All of that is minor. At the end of the day, everyone here would love to have the life Jack has. Jack lives a life that everyone will envy.

Yet everyone shits all over him every moment they have. It's fucking gross. Get another hobby, weirdos.

Missing at least one [OBJ]
9/10

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

I've had a long standing theory they are a lot poorer than they let on. Not like lolcow status but, esp with Tam Ham having a time of no job. We know for a fact Jack runs at an L. I think they made pretty good money on the house, (as in goes up in value i know it was covered the sale price) but I think they had a cash reserve and just burnt thru it and flipped cards.

Just one of those families that spend all they bring and churn/roll on debts. Just because Tammy is an accountant doesn't mean she's smart with money. She just knows where it goes.

I love how Jack can't even figure what a Yolk is.... unless, he thought it was re hardening butter, that fat fuck probably let's not rule it out he uses half a stick per egg.

While this is his own hell and he deserves it, as I said before in a strange way, this is his heaven, he's a lazy fucking pig. He likes being a Karen, he has someone else wiping him, bringing him NOT ENOUGH MEATZ. God would have healed him, if not for Biden wining. All his shit traits are ramped up to 10 in the home.

I tend to agree that they live a bit above their means. I do say it was a good financial move in theory to escape CA for TN. Nashville became a hipster mecca and where a lot of east and west coast money went. They both really could have done well for themselves. Now look at them. She demoted to some wageslave from being a controller and him only gone backwards careerwise and physically. I wonder if Tammy has the heart to tell him they aren't going to be living in a McMansion anymore. It is all very thunkfull.

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

I keep forgetting he is only 53. Two heart attacks and four strokes. That takes some real effort. His drs must hate him

 

[GloriousRapeRabbit]

I keep forgetting he is only 53. Two heart attacks and four strokes. That takes some real effort. His drs must hate him

Well yeah...everyone hates him.
From a medical viewpoint though...he is kinda fascinating. Fat retarded fuck oughta be dead 10x over at this point.

 

[ZipDisk]

I didn't know he was racist too.

Jack is confidently and incorrectly racist. He hates Ay-rabs, but after a DNA test he found out he is one.
He very obviously fears blacks, as displayed in the chicken and waffles episode. He honestly fears human interaction, and often sends Tammy in to wait on line for him, only waddling in once a table is reserved. This is another thing that his crippling will deny him.

I loved the episode where the geese harassed him, because they just kept banging on his door and he couldn't do a damn thing about it.

Yesterday I was in a horrible fucking mood and couldn't figure out why. Today I picked my monitor up and moved it slightly to the right. I'm having a much better day today.
But as I was moving it, I realized that Jack could not do the simple task that I was doing. It gave me a smile.

Some of the best moments in Rob's videos are very simple things that honestly don't even read as a flex, but are things denied to Scalfatti. Cooking with both hands, an actual loving wife rather than a caretaker, children who enjoy being around him and don't ask for compensation. Travel. Going outdoors for a walk. People enjoying Rob's company.

Rob is a true joy and I am very happy that alogs have not been able to fuck up his game. They have tried, even flat out telling Jack that Rob is a trole. But Jack does not believe them, because Jack is infallible. OBJ OBJ.

Jack is literally the only human I have ever seen EXCITED for turkey necks. And I've had filipino friends! They eat some gross shit.

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

Well yeah...everyone hates him.
From a medical viewpoint though...he is kinda fascinating. Fat retarded fuck oughta be dead 10x over at this point.

True but it’s especially egregious on his part to actively ignore any kind of medical advice given to him, as well as pt/ot and to continually eat whatever way he wants.

Imagine being the cardiologist that has to deal with him, read his history and think “how tf is this person alive?”

I want to know what his ekg looks like, honestly. some heart attacks end up looking normal but a common way to tell if someone has had one is permanent st elevation with t wave inversion but this all really varies by type of heart attack, the seriousness of it, and so on. Ekgs are really a snapshot of one’s current state and don’t get me wrong, a very valuable diagnostic tool and all, but there are so many variables. I’m still curious, nonetheless. This will also vary by type of heart attack, eg, nstemi vs stemi vs coronary artery spasm vs anterior MI and so on

 

[alawital]

Jack is seriously 53? He looks older and in rougher shape than any >70 year old man in my extended family, even though most of them are fat and smoke religiously. Difference is, these are real country men who grew up doing real work. Up with the sun, out on the field, eating real foods and burning off the fat. Jack on the other hand gets pissmad over nursing home veggies and dessert, and he still hasn't worked a single day in his life. You get what you eat fatty!

 

[Tiresome]

Jack is literally the only human I have ever seen EXCITED for turkey necks. And I've had filipino friends! They eat some gross shit.

I've had smoked turkey necks. The pro is they're delicious, and are just like chicken wings, with more meat. The con is you can feel the shape of the vertebrae and if you're not careful the spinal cord might come wriggling out like a shiny brown worm. Your Horrifying tag here.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

I keep forgetting he is only 53. Two heart attacks and four strokes. That takes some real effort. His drs must hate him

Jack is seriously 53? He looks older and in rougher shape than any >70 year old man in my extended family, even though most of them are fat and smoke religiously. Difference is, these are real country men who grew up doing real work. Up with the sun, out on the field, eating real foods and burning off the fat. Jack on the other hand gets pissmad over nursing home veggies and dessert, and he still hasn't worked a single day in his life. You get what you eat fatty!

Keep in mind that this retard had 2 warning strokes that resolved without debility. One in 2008 and one in 2011. There are people who had one ministroke like 18 years ago, learned their lessons and through medications and lifestyle changes are still walking around today. Jack, on the other hand, blamed every single stroke on some extrinsic and irrelevant factor (e.g. Stress, energy drinks, splenda) and continued on his trajectory to becoming an incapacitated lardass by his mid 50s.

Btw, Tammy isn't even 50 yet and has to take care of Jagoff daily now. She hit the JACKpot as far as marriage is concerned

 

[desudesu]

It's not very suspect at all. He was such an awful father that neither Garrett nor Junior care to visit.

I think Fat Boi Qali would've visited Jagoff at the nursing home, since he's the only Scalfani sibling to simp for the father so damn hard - to the point he said that Jagoff was "at his healthiest".

Given how much we shit on Qali, and him being equally a huge coward like his useless father, he would've told Jagoff to stop posting pictures of him on boomerbook.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I keep forgetting he is only 53. Two heart attacks and four strokes. That takes some real effort. His drs must hate him

Fucker is only 53? I know he looks older and his insistence of eating fast food all the time is not helping but I was thinking mid to late 50's at least.

Four strokes, torn tendons, beetus and kidney stones at 53? Jagoff needs to be used as a tool to teach people to eat properly and exercise or else this might be you.

Jack is literally the only human I have ever seen EXCITED for turkey necks. And I've had filipino friends! They eat some gross shit.

I'll be the first to admit I'm not a fan of them but they're cheap and they're great to make soup from. The only problem is you need to fish the necks out and do surgery on them to remove the bones but there's nothing wrong the with meat on those things.

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

Fucker is only 53? I know he looks older and his insistence of eating fast food all the time is not helping but I was thinking mid to late 50's at least.

Four strokes, torn tendons, beetus and kidney stones at 53? Jagoff needs to be used as a tool to teach people to eat properly and exercise or else this might be you.


I'll be the first to admit I'm not a fan of them but they're cheap and they're great to make soup from. The only problem is you need to fish the necks out and do surgery on them to remove the bones but there's nothing wrong the with meat on those things.

He is 55 now, I had to double check. But his first stroke was what, 2018? He was 50 or so then. Don't forget he's given himself salmonella too.

 

[That Damned Tiger]

Fucker is only 53? I know he looks older and his insistence of eating fast food all the time is not helping but I was thinking mid to late 50's at least.

Four strokes, torn tendons, beetus and kidney stones at 53? Jagoff needs to be used as a tool to teach people to eat properly and exercise or else this might be you.


I'll be the first to admit I'm not a fan of them but they're cheap and they're great to make soup from. The only problem is you need to fish the necks out and do surgery on them to remove the bones but there's nothing wrong the with meat on those things.

Slight PL here, but I've got relatives who've got a myriad of health problems, and none of them look as old or run down as Jack does. It's mostly because they take care of themselves.

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

Slight PL here, but I've got relatives who've got a myriad of health problems, and none of them look as old or run down as Jack does. It's mostly because they take care of themselves.

Yeah same.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Wait, Tammy isn’t even 50?! I knew Jack looks twenty years older than he is. That was a given. But I thought Tammy was in her mid to late 50s too.

 

[EvilDroid64]

Jack turned 55 in December. His stroke history, except for the most recent one, is documented in the first post of this thread.

 

[GloriousRapeRabbit]

Wait, Tammy isn’t even 50?! I knew Jack looks twenty years older than he looks. That was a given. But I thought Tammy was in her mid to late 50s too.

Living with Jack takes a hard toll.

 

[AnOminous]

Jack is seriously 53? He looks older and in rougher shape than any >70 year old man in my extended family, even though most of them are fat and smoke religiously. Difference is, these are real country men who grew up doing real work. Up with the sun, out on the field, eating real foods and burning off the fat. Jack on the other hand gets pissmad over nursing home veggies and dessert, and he still hasn't worked a single day in his life. You get what you eat fatty!

Almost all of the men in my paternal line smoked and drank heavily every day of their lives and still lived into their 80s. It's ridiculous what good genes let you get away with.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Almost all of the men in my paternal line smoked and drank heavily every day of their lives and still lived into their 80s. It's ridiculous what good genes let you get away with.

Yeah those are my genetics. Feels good man. But I still do the opposite of Jack .eat right, work out, have a good mental outlook

 

[Seymour Duncan]

He is 55 now, I had to double check. But his first stroke was what, 2018? He was 50 or so then. Don't forget he's given himself salmonella too.

2018 was the Big One that paralyzed his right arm (with Jack neglecting PT to make sure it's permanent), but he did have at least one documented stroke prior to that, which Jack promptly ignored because he didn't get immediately killed or crippled by that. He also had a health event even earlier that really sounds like a stroke (which would put him at FOUR STROKES btw), but it was never confirmed because Jack didn't suffer any ill effects from that and he just left the hospital in a huff because the doctors were unable to divine the cause in a single affordable pass.

Also, the salmonella thing is mainly a meme, iirc Jack never actually contracted anything serious from the notoriously undercooked dishes he did.