Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Cornfed]

That bullshit exercise paper is a joke.
High knees? She can't even walk normally, let alone do exercises that you do in boot camp.
The walking in place is retarded as well, it burns next to no calories. She would be better off just taking her dog for a walk. Get some sun and vitamin D in her life.
Also, the "officially" shit is a constant gear grinder. She can officially have all the appointments in the world, but if she does not officially lose some of that shelf ass she officially will be told to pound sand because she is wasting the valuable time of a surgery team. Officially.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

I'm in the camp that says she's sending most of this shit to herself. Your tells give you away. And how the fuck exactly does she think she's going to be able to "track" anyone who has sent her bullshit? Just another indication she has no idea how the world works. Tip for you, dumbass: if someone sends you something via regular snail mail, it isn't tracked. That's registered mail, retard. You're also not going to get anything on tracking via Amazon, dipshit

Isn't this the same retard who didn't bother, or didn't send a gift card to some "winner" on her channel a few years ago and claimed there was no way to get a receipt from the post office? Now she thinks they will give her the name, phone number and address, probably their ss number too, if she just hounds them enough through email, like her medical professionals? Or wait, would fbi frank, who totally exist, just give her that info if she rings him up and complains about her youtube bully's?

Btw fatass their is actual companies online that will send anything (like dog shit) anonymously, for a fee.

 

[Dona Morte]

Puply with his pauses.
I cannot.

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

Puply with his pauses.
I cannot.
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Those are some fucked up teeth. Granted we knew she had fucked up teeth, but still.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

Puply with his pauses.
I cannot.
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What am I even looking at? Is she chewing something?

 

[VirginMary]

What am I even looking at? Is she chewing something?

 

[PiggyPie]

Still boring, still lying, still FAT

 

[Mekahineyho]

Puply with his pauses.
I cannot.
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I’ve stared at it for minutes now and even read pulpys chats and cannot figure out what is going on here. I think it’s a tooth,hole and then ???? Mush? Plaque?

 

[Lesbian Grandma]

Puply with his pauses.
I cannot.
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Who wore it better?

 

[Turd Fergusson]

I'm surprised if they really said she can go for sessions twice a week. Generally with therapy you are given homework between sessions that take time and practice to implement and change lifelong habits. Imagine her first session where she tells them all of her totally diagnosed mental disorders.

Any psychologists that I know are incredibly busy. At least with a surgeon, it is "once and done". With psychologists, their work is spread over multiple sessions. I would be surprised if they could meet more than once a week. I suspect that she never met a psychologist for more than a few sessions and then quit. This time it won't be so easy. She could tell the surgeon after a few sessions that she is totally cured of all her eating problems.

Seriously, though, a pounding heart rate during the "exercise" that you're doing - which is not exercise, btw - is not angzite. It's a sign you should have been doing what every single person has been telling you to do for years, you fat, lazy fuck.

Unless the clinic asked her to start exercising, she will do it once or twice and quit. Amber hates exercising and will not do it.

In a recent episode of MSHPL, Stephanie ranted that Dr. Nowzaradan was unfair to her after all the hard work she has done even if she hardly lost any weight. To prove it, she walked about 100 meters. I saw a lot of Amber in Stephanie.

I'm in the camp that says she's sending most of this shit to herself.

Everything is prefabricated like a reality show. She is sending those packages and also sending those questions on IG to herself.

I'm also still in the camp of the WLS arc being partially or fully imaginary, much like the "therapy" she was always babbling about when she was pounding calories because the shrink didn't object to her eating on camera or just eating whatever the fuck she felt like.

I think that going to a WLS clinic is true this time, but the bit that is imaginary is having the surgery by summer. People like @I call shenanigans have far more knowledge on the steps and work required to get the surgery than Amber. I fully expect that Amber will quit as soon as it becomes too difficult or too uncomfortable for her to continue. She thinks that since she is self-pay, they should do as they are told. Medicine does not always work that way.

 

[TardiX]

Lmao I can't wait until they tell her those 12 sessions are once a month therefore still a year

 

[Mediogre]

If she actually wanted to lose weight, she'd go back on the ozempic. She had several months worth in her fridge. Screw the cost, it was working well for her. If she wasn't so stubborn, she'd just do that and be compliant. But no, that'd be too fast. She doesn't do anything quickly, ever.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

I’ve stared at it for minutes now and even read pulpys chats and cannot figure out what is going on here. I think it’s a tooth,hole and then ???? Mush? Plaque?

There's at least one missing tooth now and I think it's just that her remaining back teeth are pretty fucked up. That and it's a funny angle.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

I think that going to a WLS clinic is true this time, but the bit that is imaginary is having the surgery by summer. People like @I call shenanigans have far more knowledge on the steps and work required to get the surgery than Amber. I fully expect that Amber will quit as soon as it becomes too difficult or too uncomfortable for her to continue. She thinks that since she is self-pay, they should do as they are told. Medicine does not always work that way.

I think she went to the seminar that she insists wasn't a seminar and that's it. There's no way any shrink would give her a pass, and none of them would tell her she "beat the odds" or that she managed, all on her own, to ditch BED. I don't know any legit dietitian who would approve fried spam to go with all those ayygs to which she has an intolerance, that, like her BED, comes and goes like magic or convenience. I don't believe this group meeting, either. It's all perfiormative.

BTW, Hamber, you need to overtly indicate that you have an ad/promotion in your video. I'm adding that to the list of things for which I'll report your shit in a heartbeat if you fail to disclose it again. Ditto for you rubbing all over your sad limp tits or talking about nipples.

Edit so as not to followup on myself: I'm watching a reaction to this, and on the intro, she also put March 2022, just as with the "exercise" sheet. Someone posited that this is some old, random video she found.

Also: Quirky Alert has been killing it, and noticed another date discrepancy, where Hamber is talking about being bedbound in 2018, then talking about it being 2019 in her last/latest confession from the stankpartment.

Another thing I noticed in this video: she is "exercising", by walking in place. She managed just over two minutes. In the latest video, her three "sets" is fewer than four minutes combined. Yet, she wants everyone to believe she's been working out behind the scenes for weeks now - but this is all she can do? Supposedly having sex for hours? Nobody is buying this bullshit except a couple of hardcore ambabies. The frogs have deserted her.

Yep. Performative. Spinning a tale for views. It ain't working. Of the past eight videos, only three have gone over 40K views. You can tell when the frogs left as well, as the views nosedived from 80K to 50K and then generally sank since then.

We love that for you, Hamber. Yes we do.

 

[Mekahineyho]

If she actually wanted to lose weight, she'd go back on the ozempic. She had several months worth in her fridge. Screw the cost, it was working well for her. If she wasn't so stubborn, she'd just do that and be compliant. But no, that'd be too fast. She doesn't do anything quickly, ever.

Ozempic reduces appetite and makes you feel very full after a small portion (like WLS) this is why she stopped because it makes you nauseous if you eat to much aka taking away her happiness. She wasn’t able to eat non stop so she had to sit with herself and she stopped. I do not understand why she thinks she can do WLS when the medication was too much for her she’s a idiot.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

@VirginMary As much as I understand the comparison between Amber and pigs (the insatiable appetite and food aggression, the contentment to be covered in filth, etc), whenever she opens her mouth, I can't help but think of hippos....

...except Amber has WAY bigger ears. (And broader leg-stumps)

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

I knew it wouldn't take long for her teeth to rott out of her mouth. In 10 years we've only seen her go to the dentist twice, both times to have a black tooth removed.
Has she ever once disclosed a sponsored product?

 

[Xenomorph]

This whole stop judging me bullshit she pukes out every time is what has kept her a failure. Shes been saying "dont judge me" since 2014.
You are judged from the day you're born to the day you die and if you wanna live in a bubble by all means shut the fucking camera off and get off you tube because you are a weak cunt.
Everybody judges you and everyone else, nobody is above criticism.

 

[FatalTater]

FailureLynn only wants to be judged when she's doing well, which is never.

 

[Cornfed]

I knew it wouldn't take long for her teeth to rott out of her mouth. In 10 years we've only seen her go to the dentist twice, both times to have a black tooth removed.
Has she ever once disclosed a sponsored product?

It goes to show how gross she is. I didn't go to the dentist between the ages of 18 and 27 because I could not afford it. Just brushed 2 times a day and only had to have wisdom teeth taken out when I finally went.
Then again she doesn't even call toothpaste by its proper name, so I guess no one should be surprised.