Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Haesindang Park]

@VirginMary As much as I understand the comparison between Amber and pigs (the insatiable appetite and food aggression, the contentment to be covered in filth, etc), whenever she opens her mouth, I can't help but think of hippos....
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...except Amber has WAY bigger ears. (And broader leg-stumps)

She looks like she's trying to inhale food like Kirby.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

You are judged from the day you're born to the day you die.

Showing my age. But, you are correct.

 

[Constellationzero]

This whole stop judging me bullshit she pukes out every time is what has kept her a failure. Shes been saying "dont judge me" since 2014.
You are judged from the day you're born to the day you die and if you wanna live in a bubble by all means shut the fucking camera off and get off you tube because you are a weak cunt.
Everybody judges you and everyone else, nobody is above criticism.

Remember when she bitched a blue streak on camera about a girl SHE deemed "too fat" to be wearing a particular article of clothing.

But, yanno...sheain'tjudgingoranything

 

[toilet_rainbow]

That picture of her teeth is going to haunt me tonight. Y'all keep comparing it to photos of pigs and hippos. I can see the comparisons. I personally think that she looks like a super obese baby who was bottled fed Mountain Dew.

Like with everything else, Amber chose orange chicken and tubs of consumer crap over actually useful items like dental insurance. Or hell, she could've been able to pay out of pocket for root canals or dental implants once upon a time. The lack of affordable dental care is a legitimate issue in the United States.

Whatever. Amber's aftercare for everything is shit, anyway. She'll lose more of her teeth from lack of care in the future. I guarantee it.

If she actually wanted to lose weight, she'd go back on the ozempic. She had several months worth in her fridge. Screw the cost, it was working well for her. If she wasn't so stubborn, she'd just do that and be compliant. But no, that'd be too fast. She doesn't do anything quickly, ever.

Ozempic reduces appetite and makes you feel very full after a small portion (like WLS) this is why she stopped because it makes you nauseous if you eat to much aka taking away her happiness. She wasn’t able to eat non stop so she had to sit with herself and she stopped. I do not understand why she thinks she can do WLS when the medication was too much for her she’s a idiot.

Amber has copped out of every single diet, appetite suppressant, or weight loss program she's been offered. A sample of her excuses: too many calories, too little calories, doctor suggested vegetables, doctor didn't suggest vegetables, "I wanted a hot dog..." I don't see how WLS would end much differently for Amber. Maybe a larger initial loss, but she'll find ways to cheat and regain sooner than later.

This whole stop judging me bullshit she pukes out every time is what has kept her a failure. Shes been saying "dont judge me" since 2014.
You are judged from the day you're born to the day you die and if you wanna live in a bubble by all means shut the fucking camera off and get off you tube because you are a weak cunt.
Everybody judges you and everyone else, nobody is above criticism.

People are judging her, alright. The jury ruled that Amber is old news and her content is unwatchable. Her views are not "nobody ex-Channel Awesome contributor" dire, but they are garbage for Amber. Love that for her.

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

Showing my age. But, you are correct.

Spoiler

you just dug up a buried memory of Me waking up to this when I was like, a toddler.

 

[RainbowStarlight]

Lol.

 

[Goatchoker]

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Lol.

Oh man. Dusty is engaged. Alr is shitting and eating and crying currently lolol

 

[I call shenanigans]

Oh man. Dusty is engaged. Alr is shitting and eating and crying currently lolol

At least she has 12 upcoming psych appointments to discuss her feelings.
ALR to Dr Smith….”I know I gained 50lb last month by my ex,ex-girlfriend got engaged again after dumping the ex-fiancé she cheated on me with. I needed food to cope with my feelings”.

Dusty sure moves quickly through the fiancés though. Feline is going to be expected to step up her game and propose now. Better make sure Amber approves of the ring first Wipey!

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

Has this thread broke for anyone else by the way? Off topic but I can't get anything but the first page of the thread.

 

[D_Tractor]

Has this thread broke for anyone else by the way? Off topic but I can't get anything but the first page of the thread.

Null is working on it.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/technical-grievances.16928/post-15715206

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

Null is working on it.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/technical-grievances.16928/post-15715206

Got it. I didn't know that thread even existed tbh. See yall when we're out of fat limbo.

 

[Xenomorph]

Kermit proposed to Miss Piggy

 

[I call shenanigans]

Kermit proposed to Miss Piggy

That's the news that broke the thread yesterday, although I realise you can't see the posts to know that.

 

[FarmVille]

That is a trailer park grandma dropping her retarded FAS grandson off at day school not a couple

 

[Flourishing Pinecone ❧]

It's so fun to see these posts from eight years ago illustrating how she hasn't changed at all over that time.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

That's the news that broke the thread yesterday, although I realise you can't see the posts to know that.

Destiny has proposed to every girlfriend except Amber lol. I find that hysterical.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Archive only (and in potato quality) because fuck this bitch.

Gotta get up early today, so no reeeeecap yet. May work on it later.

'change in surgery timeline, going back to school, & being interviewed by you'

 

[Haesindang Park]

Her lovers would need a head lamp and an industrial-strength tire jack.

Instructions unclear. Industrial-strength tire jack lost in gunt.

 

[SimplyScrumptious]

It's so fun to see these posts from eight years ago illustrating how she hasn't changed at all over that time.

I found myself doubling checking the dates after reading posts, wild how some older ones still fit what’s going on with her today. What a pity that nothing else she owned from 2016 fit lmao.

Anyway, still fat.

 

[Null]

I wrote a command to fix broken threads.