Flags & Vexillology

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I've always found the Confederate Battle Flag to have an appealing design.
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"Miles received various feedback on this design, including a critique from Charles Moise, a self-described "Southerner of Jewish persuasion." Moise liked the design but asked that "... the symbol of a particular religion not be made the symbol of the nation." Taking this into account, Miles changed his flag, removing the palmetto and crescent, and substituting a heraldic saltire ("X") for the upright cross"

TL;DR it's an X not a + because (((they))) got mad.
 
A few states could make good use of their license plate designs for new flags with a little tweaking. It would also increase the recognizability by a lot since you see 'em on the highway.
 
A few states could make good use of their license plate designs for new flags with a little tweaking. It would also increase the recognizability by a lot since you see 'em on the highway.
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florida should change its flag to pure piss yellow with scribbles of kids and "choose life" in kid font. bold choice.

I remember seeing a guy driving an old cop car with a floodlight on his left mirror and this license plate (florida state troopers have pure yellow plates). it looked indistinguishable from an undercover cop car unless you saw the license plate. I wonder why he did that.
 
florida should change its flag to pure piss yellow with scribbles of kids and "choose life" in kid font. bold choice.
Yellow just like Don't Tread on Me but with the snake eating an orange and a scribble of a kid, then. It would be one of the most famous flags in the world!

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But really; you could delete the text and the state outline, make white and green stripes or a green X to keep with the old design, and leave the oranges in the middle. Anybody who has ever seen a Florida plate would know what state the flag belongs to instantly, no need to squint at the text.

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Same with Oregon. Delete the text, and stickers simplify a few things, and you're free from the seal on blue.
 
The trend of US States putting their god damn seals on the flag is so retarded. There are so many things that could be done differently. But people hate change, and flag changes in particular are such a pain in the ass no politician wants to burn political capital on the project.

Just consider Wyoming. Its such a cool flag, with the three color scheme and the Buffalo. And then just stamp a big ass ornate Seal on it as a big ole fuck you. Like splashing soup on the Mona Lisa. Would it really be so hard to just take the god damn seal off your flag? You wouldn't have to change anything meaningful! TAKE IT OFF REEEEEEEE!

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Just consider Wyoming. Its such a cool flag, with the three color scheme and the Buffalo. And then just stamp a big ass ornate Seal on it as a big ole fuck you. Like splashing soup on the Mona Lisa. Would it really be so hard to just take the god damn seal off your flag? You wouldn't have to change anything meaningful! TAKE IT OFF REEEEEEEE!

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1- We all know that Buffalo belong in cube form.
2- There is no Buffalo dick depicted, therefore Wyoming is bitchmade.
Now, if Wyoming put a Buffalo cube with sheath on their flag...
 
florida should change its flag to pure piss yellow with scribbles of kids and "choose life" in kid font. bold choice.
holy shit can you imagine the absolute reeeeeeeeee; I bet congress would try to kick them out of the union

do it, desantis, or you're bitchmade
But really; you could delete the text and the state outline, make white and green stripes or a green X to keep with the old design, and leave the oranges in the middle. Anybody who has ever seen a Florida plate would know what state the flag belongs to instantly, no need to squint at the text.
the florida plate is orange BALLS on the DICK and you can't convince me otherwise.

I've come up with symbol-based flags for all 50 states + a bonus. Too lazy to actually make them, though.

StateMain Flag Feature
Alabamablatantly black man picking cotton
Alaskaoil and gold
Arizonacanyon
Arkansascousin wedding
Californiabear being raped
Coloradomountains with a weed leaf
Connecticutconstitution
Delawarecredit card company
District of Columbiaanal rape
Floridaorange balls on a flat dick
Georgiasexy peach emoji
Hawaiipalm tree
Idahopotato
Illinoiscrime (negro)
Indianarace car
Iowacorn cob
Kansastornado
Kentuckybanjo
Louisianafried chicken
Mainelighthouse
Marylandblue crab
Massachusettstax bill
Michiganburnt out car
Minnesotafloyd
Mississippiflood
Missouriarch
Montanamountains
Nebraskawheat
Nevadaslot machine
New Hampshiregranite
New Jerseycrime (mafia)
New Mexicojust steal mexico's flag nobody gives a shit
New Yorktwin towers, on fire
North Carolinabiplane
North Dakotawoodchipper
Ohioelectric guitar
Oklahomafrying pan
Oregonhammer and sickle
Pennsylvaniabroken bell
Rhode Islandjust "NOT COMPENSATING" on sable
South Carolinawhat the fuck is their actual current flag that's weird keep it
South Dakotarushmore heads
Tennesseewhiskey bottle
Texasgun
Utahbeehive
Vermontmaple syrup
Virginiacemetery/tomb
Washingtonspace needle
West Virginia calvin pissing on a confederate/virginia flag
Wisconsinwheel of cheese, bitches love cheese
Wyominga bison
 
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