Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

[Manul Otocolobus]

every fucking time
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So he's a begging, fat ass, internet tough guy, lying, gimp, midwit, polyamorous, kike, pedo, who can't drive and has a tugboat.

This guy is prime grade Kobe LOLcow.

 

[PaladinBoo]

In case you start thinking this faggot isn’t so bad since he bitched out, got owned, and completely changed his tweeting style to submissive and non-confrontational - here’s a few tweets made right before his big conflict with the ONA rascals.

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Celebrating the death of Ashely Babbit being shot in the Capitol by saying he’s “touching himself”

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Obligatory “attack JK Rowling” for wanting women’s spaces bit

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Obligatory “I hate Elon Musk” tweets with an added bonus of wanting him to die. Wishing death seems to be a theme!

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Look at the wording on this shit. “I posted an insult to a Kari Lake supporter”, so he seeks out fights, then shames someone for not being left wing enough.

This was all in fucking March, practically the last week. This is this guy’s life. He sits on his fat ass, on taxpayer fucking dollars, and starts fights with people, insults politicians on Twitter, wishes for people’s death, celebrates people’s deaths, and mindlessly supports any fucking sterotypical libshit cause you can imagine. And don’t forget, lies about every fact of his life to make himself seem better than the loser he is.

Can you even imagine how much toxic garbage this fat, unemployed, midwit parasitic Faggot has been spewing onto the Internet for the last two decades?

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What a tubby, punchable goblin he is. He lied about being in shape, being a hacker, being a well-regarded employee at Microsoft, and about working with the Secret Service too. Shame Porks is a fucking loser. LOL!

If there is one thing I hate more then anything in this word it is people who get sexual pleasure from the death of someone who they disagree with politically. It is so inhuman, so demonic that even the devils of hell cringe in disgust at such behavior. Shane is the same type of West Coast liberal mouth breather who tells people complaining about the homeless here in Washington to "show more compassion" all the while he masturbates to a Trump supporter getting killed. Shame is a inhuman slug although that is an insult to slugs as slugs at least serve a purpose.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Poly on these dudes is code for “niggers rail my wife” but I’m not sure even niggers will stoop this low

 

[Lubby Smith]

I found a few additions for the quick rundown.

> On first name basis with Bill Gates

> Was once King of the Jannies

> Job was preventing terrorist attacks and busting pedophiles, raised millions for charities in spare time

> Spent "years working in the mental health field"

> Father Nopes was also an incredible man of true accomplishments

> Will dox you and put you on an industry blacklist for the slightest insult

> 140 IQ

> Undefeated street fighter

> FAT

 

[sanguiduct]

Holy shit he personally knows Bill Gates

 

[PaladinBoo]

Believe it or not a lot of people here in Western Washington know Bill Gates. Despite being a billionaire and member of globohomo Gates is known to frequent many dives and local restaurants here in Western Washington. Especially Thurston and King County as Gates has property around those areas. My brother and cousin meet Bill Gates once at a local sushi bar. Saying you know Bill Gates here in Washington state makes you anything but special. Once again this is Shame trying to drum up his credentials and inflate his ego.

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

Welcome to Part 2 of Shane, that Lying Smug Dick on Reddit.

Shane Argues over whether "vibe" in a given context means the device or the feeling

"
I'm an autodidact that's been able to read since the age of 2, tested at college level for math and comprehension at 9, and left high school early to take a government job.

All before nearly 20 years with Microsoft. I'm retired before 40.

So yes, I am bright.

The only time you're bright is when someone throws a lamp at you.

You're also now blocked, limpdicked asshole."

Redditor amazed at the retardation on display:
"I am glad you find it validating to mention your life achievements on r/sluttyconfessions subreddit."

Shane tags his own /micdrop archive


"You're a useless illiterate fuck whose only possibly useful contribution to society would be as worm food.

Please win a Darwin.

/micdrop

Blocked...fucker."

Random onlooker:

/micdrop

lol

Shane Koolaid Mans into a discussion, misuses the term Dunning-Kruger, then claims he did not.archive

"
Except what they described isn't what the OP said at all.

Helps if you have reading comprehension above that of a toddler.

Too bad you don't apparently.

...and before you go through a tiresome comeback.

I'm an autodidact that's been able to read since 2 and officially tested at college level for math and reading comprehension at 9.

I'll even save you the "clever" r/Iamverysmart reference.

Yes I am. I don't care if you can't handle that reality.

Now back to the kiddy table kiddo. pats on head"

Stunned Response:
"I can't tell if you're serious, I've never run into someone like this in the wild... Can you provide some sort of example or achievement to astound and humble me towards your overwhelming intellect?"

Hey you know what? Why don't I just screen cap every result for "college"? Remember, this is just one of his user names, on just one platform. The volume of sheer bullshit this man has disgorged on the iNTERNET must be beyond belief.

 

[internet friend]

In a way, I'm almost sad for Shame. Imagine being so pathetic that this is how you spend your life, pretending on the internet as a pale grasp at having achieved something in your life. It would be tragic if he wasn't so unlikeable.

 

[Johnny Salami]

I found a few additions for the quick rundown.

> On first name basis with Bill Gates
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> Was once King of the Jannies
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> Job was preventing terrorist attacks and busting pedophiles, raised millions for charities in spare time
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> Spent "years working in the mental health field"
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> Father Nopes was also an incredible man of true accomplishments
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> Will dox you and put you on an industry blacklist for the slightest insult
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> 140 IQ
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> Undefeated street fighter
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> FAT
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Its pretty obvious this guy's a loser. He tries too hard to seem like he wasn't a waste of air
>fat
>idiot
>dead end job
>gunt-of-a-wife
>has been a laughing stock in every community
Even Ralph had friends initially

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Really fascinating to ponder what got him here. He has known for at least 20 years that he is completely empty and that whole time felt compelled to try to fill the void by lying online. (I’m sure he has used other behaviors, like eating, as well, but the online lying is the most interesting.)

The autobiographical posts recorded in this thread are at best wild exaggerations but much more commonly flagrant lies. And we have evidence he’s been doing this for decades. Decades!

How did he reach early adulthood with a personality defined by self-hate, shame, and lying? How did he become so comfortable lying? How has it not penetrated after decades of people laughing in his face (and worse) online and undoubtedly in real life, too, that this system he uses isn’t working?

Kiwisiblings…I think I may be becoming a butter knife truther . Something FUCKED UP must have happened, right??

 

[LobsterBoy669]

In a way, I'm almost sad for Shame. Imagine being so pathetic that this is how you spend your life, pretending on the internet as a pale grasp at having achieved something in your life. It would be tragic if he wasn't so unlikeable.

Speaking for myself, I feel literally nothing but disdain for people like Shane and Fatrick. They deserve every single awful thing that happens to them.

Do you know why? Because they lack any and all humility. When a normal, functional, and (most importantly of all) MATURE person gets something wrong and gets called out for it, if they're actually wrong, they'll admit it, laugh about it, and fix their mindset. In doing so they humanize themselves, and become a better person by admitting their faults. It's an important part of growing up and becoming a better person: learning to admit when you're wrong and just rolling with it and learning from it.

On the flipside, our rotund bitch boys double down and throw insults at the people that have pointed out why and how they're wrong. They don't learn, they just insult, reiterate (no matter how wrong they are), and if that doesn't work, they block. Because God forbid anyone challenge their very important opinions.

It's easy to feel sorry for them because, yes, they are pathetic. They're disgusting subhuman creatures that are too far in at this point to ever fix their lives. But here's the thing: they chose this. They chose to be caustic antagonistic assholes. They have chosen to make themselves targets. And rather than just walk away from the keyboard, they instead need to keep saying how bad ass they are, how they're very cool and smart and defeat all of their detractors, how they will always win because of their determination to be right. Literally all of this would go away, for both of them, if they'd just admit defeat and walk away.

So, TL,DR: they chose this shit. They made their bed and now they get to lay in it. Also they're both very, very fat so lying down is a natural state for them.

 

[AnOminous]

Obligatory “I hate Elon Musk” tweets with an added bonus of wanting him to die. Wishing death seems to be a theme!

I love how this swarm of gnats continually buzzes around Elon Musk as if he is even aware of their existence.

Do these dumb motherfuckers not even realize they are beneath the notice of actual humans?

It really is uncanny, isn't it?

Every time I read this cringelord line from Fat Rick, I wonder what would possess someone even to say something this cringy? Suppose you actually did knock someone's teeth out. You would go find a spoon and put their teeth in it? Who the fuck would do that?

I do not believe Fat Rick is an "actual, real-life tough guy." In fact, I am looking at a picture of him right now, and I am pretty sure what I am looking at is a fat faggot with bitch tits.

And above all he is, as has been pointed out many times, a throwback to a very specific type of nerd asshole, as if he's been frozen in time and brought into present day.

He's literally the Iceman of repulsive disgusting nerds. Was there actually some project to freeze a couple of these faggots and then thaw them out 20 years later?

 

[Blood Bath & Beyond]

Something FUCKED UP must have happened, right??

Something fucked up did happen. Shane, the poor soul, was born gay, fat and retarded. Truly a tragic tale. Many such cases.

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

He's literally the Iceman of repulsive disgusting nerds. Was there actually some project to freeze a couple of these faggots and then thaw them out 20 years later?

I'm just waiting for the Farmer who finds traces of him sperging out on Usenet.

 

[A Sunset]

I'm an autodidact that's been able to read since the age of 2, tested at college level for math and comprehension at 9, and left high school early to take a government job.

All before nearly 20 years with Microsoft. I'm retired before 40.

< I'm an autodidact that's been able to read since the age of 2, tested at college level for math and comprehension at 9, and left high school early to take a government job.

He literally fucking copypasted this response on multiple posts. He must have had it typed out and ready to go on a word document or something, just in case he needed to “/dropmic” on a Reddit post.. Holy shit what a fucking loser.

Something that tickles me is that, to a chronically bragging guy like Shame, his worst nightmare is having the reality of his life and lies exposed. So a KiwiFarms thread where people dig up dirt about how he’s not actually retired but broke and on disability, or how he isn’t a master hacker and actually worked minimum wage irrelevant jobs, or how him and his wife are documented big fat hogs, is his worst nightmare.

For real though, this clown is a gem. And he sure is block-happy for such an Internet Tough Guy.

 

[Lunch Lady]

Random redditor cracked me the fuck up with this reply, FISTO, jfc!
I love this thread, this guy is a hoot! Also, I couldn’t help but notice that he is disturbingly fucking fat.
(It’s my first time posting itt, pls no bully)

 

[A Sunset]

Random redditor cracked me the fuck up with this reply, FISTO, jfc!
I love this thread, this guy is a hoot! Also, I couldn’t help but notice that he is disturbingly fucking fat.
(It’s my first time posting itt, pls no bully)

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“What the fuck did you say, you little bitch? FYI I‘m a trained Gravy Seal and well-versed in hand to hand combat, as well as programmed my own game series by the age of 4, a super-hacker employed by the Secret Service by the age of 9, and I’m not fat and disabled either. So think again before calling me a porky pig on Reddit. Heh, nothing personell kid.”

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[Need4Sneed]

He's awake.

I though you were our worst nightmare?

 

[ten dollars off]

Thank you Shane, for creating a breadcrumb trail nudging curious people to look up the full extent of your idiocy.

 

[Dysnomia]

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“What the fuck did you say, you little bitch? FYI I‘m a trained Gravy Seal and well-versed in hand to hand combat, as well as programmed my own game series by the age of 4, a super-hacker employed by the Secret Service by the age of 9, and I’m not fat and disabled either. So think again before calling me a porky pig on Reddit. Heh, nothing personell kid.”

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This is exactly what I thought of when I read OP. This guy is the living embodiment of the Navy Seal copypasta. Also, lol fat.

His delusions of grandeur are never ending. I don't think he can stop himself. He's on a gunt roll. Maybe getting some psychiatric help and losing some weight would help.