Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

[SNEED.EXE]

Random redditor cracked me the fuck up with this reply, FISTO, jfc!

 

[sanguiduct]

Fucking amazing that this guy has been using the same methodology to impress/intimidate people for over twenty fucking years despite it never having worked even once. Just can't wrap my head around it. Note to self: stay the fuck away from butter knives

 

[RollingRock2]

He's awake.
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I though you were our worst nightmare?

Shane @KF Cruiser that's not what a time out is. If you're hiding from the kiwi farms meanies you've put yourself in time out. We're still posting fatty!

 

[My Name is Mud]

Shane @KF Cruiser that's not what a time out is. If you're hiding from the kiwi farms meanies you've put yourself in time out. We're still posting fatty!

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[The Taco Santo!]

I see a lot of doubling down on his fantasies and denial that anything we've dug up actually makes him sad, but I see suspiciously little response to our calling his wife a grossly fat pig with a bowling ball gunt. Why no defense of your wife, tough guy?

 

[A Sunset]

He's awake.
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I love the “time out“ cope. A bunch of people making fun of you and digging up your incredibly cringe Internet history doesn’t have a “time out.” You’re not on this thread and nobody is replying to your cope tweets. That‘s not how time outs work, little baby child.

< Heh….those people are over there talking about how much of a fat faggot with bitch tits I am, without my involvement. Jokes on them - I‘ve now publicly said they’re on “time out“, and they’ve continued doing the exact same thing. U mad, Nahtzees?

Also good to know you’re reading the thread, tubby. Thanks for confirming that you’re an obese, disabled former slave of Microsoft. Guess you being in poverty on a fixed disability income counts as “retired” these days. LOL.

I see a lot of doubling down on his fantasies and denial that anything we've dug up actually makes him sad, but I see suspiciously little response to our calling his wife a grossly fat pig with a bowling ball gunt. Why no defense of your wife, tough guy?

He’s been very quiet on the fact that he hacked ONA forums. You’d think he’d be wanting to prove that really happened. Why hasn’t he refuted the people saying it didn’t?

We’ll have to put our thinking caps on and puzzle this one out

Also correct, no defense of his wife, nor his weight.

 

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Excellent thread.

 

[TheGuntinator]

This guy is a pallet cleanser I didn't know I needed. All the tranny shit was starting to get blase. This guy's old-school gorilla warfare shit is like Indian food after a week of nothing but pizza. You're a real treat, Shane. Keep it up.

I avoid the tranny threads because they're generally not funny. How many times can you read "man insists on having private access to children and threatens his family over small things" without just fuming. Landon Hiscock with his fartcunt is funny, and so is Rioley who sucks dick for cock. Landon is even mildly successful. Threads that just get you mad arent worth the energy.

Undefeated street fighter

Looks like herpes, bro. I don't see any bruises, did you trip on a gravel road facefirst or something?

 

[Everything]

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holy shit bro spoiler that butterknife lol

 

[A Sunset]

Hey Shame, well done on getting your thread out of Prospering Grounds. Now, it’s publicly viewable, and everyone can read it - as well as being archived in Google SEO. Looking forward to seeing what antics of yours are discovered next.

EDIT: ACTUALLY, YOU’RE FUCKING FEATURED NOW, LMFAO
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I’ve said it before, but I’ll say it again -

Conglaturations, Shame Porks







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[Ponzo]

I knew the moment i opened his picture and saw his fat fucking shekelschnoze

 

[AnOminous]

Fucking amazing that this guy has been using the same methodology to impress/intimidate people for over twenty fucking years despite it never having worked even once. Just can't wrap my head around it. Note to self: stay the fuck away from butter knives

This faggot literally got a butter knife up his ass and somehow thinks he's a badass. LMAO.

Also good to know you’re reading the thread, tubby. Thanks for confirming that you’re an obese, disabled former slave of Microsoft. Guess you being in poverty on a fixed disability income counts as “retired” these days. LOL.

Imagine thinking working for Microsloth is something to be proud of, instead of what it is, which is something to be ASHAMED of. He's basically boasting about being a Nazi.

 

[Associate Rick]

I avoid the tranny threads because they're generally not funny. How many times can you read "man insists on having private access to children and threatens his family over small things" without just fuming. Landon Hiscock with his fartcunt is funny, and so is Rioley who sucks dick for cock. Landon is even mildly successful. Threads that just get you mad arent worth the energy.

Looks like herpes, bro. I don't see any bruises, did you trip on a gravel road facefirst or something?

He burned the tendies and his wife clocked him.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

He's awake.
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So, to rephrase, Shane Nokes is fat, gay, and on tardbucks? I'd say that's pretty bad.

 

[AnOminous]

So, to rephrase, Shane Nokes is fat, gay, and on tardbucks? I'd say that's pretty bad.

He's literally a retard on tard bucks. But he's totally a huge badass.

 

[Wodanaz]

He looks like an obese Matt Walsh

 

[AncientPhosphur]

You guys just fucked up. The consequences will never be the same.

 

[AnOminous]

I’ve said it before, but I’ll say it again -

Has anyone noticed this man's obesity?

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

A gunt so big you can shelter all the yeast in the world.

 

[Poonocchio]

Welcome to the rest of the internet. Congratulations Shane aka @KF Cruiser on your graduation and remember, YOU'RE HERE FOREVER.