Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

TheOtherSideofMakeBelieve said:
Allegedly a babysitter stole his seizure medication and dosed him and some other kids with it to sedate them then violated them all with a butterknife
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AnOminous said:
This dude is literally so pathetic a faggot that he got raped by a butter knife. He took a butter knife up the bunghole! That's the level of man he is. The level that takes a butter knife up the ass!
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It's been said before, but I 100% believe the theory that he was a little faggot who made up the story about the babysitter to his parents after they found shit on a butterknife after he got done "experimenting".
 
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This might be my new favorite cow! Also, I'm not sure, correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe this man's body weight is above the recommended healthy limit. Also, he seems to have issues with table utensils. What an odd person. Are you folks sure someone didn't just feed in the traits of the perfect lolcow to an advanced AI and this was the result?
 
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Sounds like the sort of man that calls people in a Minecraft lobby 'little children' as an insult.

I suppose this person just made a decision to himself all those years ago; I'm an incalculable sped, my life is going nowhere, I have no friends and I literally cannot find my own penis, but the Internet is the future, so I'll just do the absolute minimum possible, collect money and then leave my mark on the world by pretending to be a tech wizard, cyber security expert, hacker and Secret Service agent on online forums. I suppose they're the classic stereotype of the kind of damaged social recluse who prefers to live the life they care about online, and let their real selves decay and stagnate and left permanently immature.

Cats said:
I'm scared...what if he cybertracks me and does a hacker Attack on all my servers and microchips?
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Never mind that, worse yet, he might actually lose his temper and PHYSICALLY call you and troll you into unplugging the LAN cable from your 98 PC tower.

Oh, the obesity!
 
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Maude Snew said:
Shame on all of you, how could you. We're in timeout, we are not allowed to point and laugh at this retarded fat man and his somehow even fatter wife. Cyber Police has been dispatched, wait for the cyber knock.
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His attempt at a cunty Twitter dismissal of KF is very funny because of what he doesn't mention about the OP: his pathological lying. He sure doesn't want that habit of his exposed, huh?
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Shame, you've got an opportunity for growth here. Will you take it?
Also, that .gif is ableist and you are a discredit to your SJW sistren for using it.
A.L
 
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Lubby Smith said:
I found a few additions for the quick rundown.

> On first name basis with Bill Gates
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> Was once King of the Jannies
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> Job was preventing terrorist attacks and busting pedophiles, raised millions for charities in spare time
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> Spent "years working in the mental health field"
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> Father Nopes was also an incredible man of true accomplishments
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> Will dox you and put you on an industry blacklist for the slightest insult
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> 140 IQ
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> Undefeated street fighter
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> FAT
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Guys? We messed with the wrong guy. He's gonna take down the farms!
 
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bile demon said:
Judging by his current twitter username, morbid obesity, terminal autism and rapidly thinning hair, this guy is an old Everquest player. No wonder he's with a woman whose legs turn leggings into a pair of garbage bags used for collecting elephant shit at the zoo; every time he looks at her, all the fond memories of Oggok come flowing back from '99.
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Okay, now you've hurt my feelings :(
 
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Piggle Rick said:
I am loving how everyone who interacts with this loser hates him immediately. It doesn’t matter who they are or where they come from, they read one comment of his and they want him fired into the sun.
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This comment would not be out of place in the Patrick thread in the slightest.
 
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I helped thousands of people reset their Xbox live passwords at Microsoft Customer Support, and I've been involved in numerous secret fbi raids on troll swatters , and I have over 300 confirmed busts. I am trained in IP Address identification, and I'm the top customer support associate in the entire US and India Microsoft customer support sector. You are nothing to me but just another dang dirty troll. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of pajeet customer support employees across India and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking busted, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can doxx you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my Microsoft Alumni Network Membership card. Not only am I extensively trained in reseting email passwords, but I have access to the entire arsenal of a door with my nametag on it, along with my disability benefits, and I will use then to their full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" swatting was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking busted, kiddo.
 
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James done did it said:
His twitter name NorrathReaver is an Everquest reference. A lot of the old third party EQ forums are dead unfortunately but there may be material lurking around there if any archives exist and someone is bored/autistic enough to go connect some dots. Given some of the proto-lolcow content those fucks generated it could be interesting:

Mystere incident - Wikipedia

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I'd bet money that Mr. Nokes was posting on those boards. Possibly Everquest 2 but given his age and fatness, original Everquest is more likely.
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If this fat faggot with bitch tits ever played EQ2, it's almost a guarantee he had an EQ2Flames account too. Shame that website has been gone for years.
 
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