Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

Sexy Senior Citizen · Mar 26, 2023

Positron said:
Trump stole our jetpacks. Fortunately Biden gives us these:

Luddite.

Bob's just jealous because the beetus destroyed his feet.

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Ben Shapiro thinks the reason for the left's outrage at the so-called "book ban" is that they want to be the sole institutional gatekeepers of what kids read, and they think kids' parents should have no say. In order to get their ways, the left has to lie.

If it wasn't for ad hominem attacks, Robert couldn't participate in any discussion.

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Bobby brags about his tipping habit.

Robert, you're just wasting your money. That barcade waitress isn't going to fuck you.

CharlesBarkley · Mar 26, 2023

There really is something about a fat unemployed man saying, "MUSCLE WOMEN ARE HOT AND SHOULD BE RESPECTED, AND I WOULD HAVE SEX WITH THEM" despite him not even being able to land a fat chick.

I think it would be interesting to see Bob even get a relationship, let alone with a woman (or troon) that isn't 5000 pounds.

The tired cat · Mar 26, 2023

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I dunno whom to laugh at more, the retard who's consooma brain went "Durrr..Russia vs Ukraine is simple! Ish muh Harry Potter/Star Wars shit!", and the 2nd retard who assumes that the US is "accidentally doing the right thing" or Bobo still thinking it's an MCU world.

JayHarrison · Mar 26, 2023

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Hint for the Film Theorists: Stop hiring petulant jerkwads like Moviebob.

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Rep. Walter Hudson (Minn.) on transsexuals: "You are not important enough to provide me with an instruction manual on how to talk to you." He says the bill they are discussing is premised on the rejection of reality. Bobby, fully in touch with reality, thinks Hudson is almost certainly a sex criminal.

Attention, Moviebob Bingo participants: You may mark down "Potentially Libelous Statement" if it's on your card.

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Sen. Megan Hunt (D. Nebraska), who trooned out her daughter when she was 11, resolves to make transsexuals and herself even more unpopular, by holding the welfare of the whole state hostage. She promises to filibuster even "progressive" bills until she has her way.

If a Republican woman does it Bobby would have called her Karen, if not worse.

Given this Senator's name is Hunt, Moviebob would have edited her name to read as a rather obvious rhyme.

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Ian McKellen, a fag who supports "trans rights", might be able to please Bobby, but they will not be fooled so easily.

Once again, Moviebob stands by the opinion that Magneto is right.

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Coincidentally, Moviebob wants the fyuuchaa back after having it stolen by 63,000,000 worthless troglodytes. After all, Bob EARNED it.

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Ben Shapiro thinks the reason for the left's outrage at the so-called "book ban" is that they want to be the sole institutional gatekeepers of what kids read, and they think kids' parents should have no say. In order to get their ways, the left has to lie.

Mark down "Ad Hominem Attack"!

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Incidentally Shapiro calls The Handmaid's Tale "the most overrated piece of crap ever put to paper". I think this honor still belongs to J. K. Rowling.

I choose the collective output of the New York Times' editorial section since 2001.

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The only positive think about ghastly litle Moviebob's existence is that Bob's exceptionally evil, hateful, stupid, ignorant, and over-confident that, eventually, people will start comparing Bob to Adolf Hitler--and come to the realization that Adolf's the lesser of the two evils.

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I agree with Tim Pool. No amount of "affirmation" will help the mentally ill if their illness remains untreated.

Speaking of which, isn't Moviebob long overdue to be 5150'd?

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Can these people even think without cartoons cluing them in?

Haven't they decided that Gaston is gay already?

Funny. Moviebob acts the same way as described by HippoDaisy.

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"Two" counts? I didn't even tally up one count.

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The girl doesn't look happy. She had as much freedom choosing the cake as she did choosing "their" own pronoun. At any rate, subjecting children to Billie Ellish should be a felony.

Subjecting children to Moviebob should be the same.

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Bobby brags about his tipping habit.

I wonder what Bob means by "generously". My guess is that the most generous tip Moviebob's ever given is "Your service didn't completely suck today. Be better."

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Bobby sees blocking as "a safety measure", doubtless to protect his fragile masculinity from feeling unsafe.

Boo-fucking-hoo, Bob.

Positron said:
Trump stole our jetpacks. Fortunately Biden gives us these:

Luddite.

Moviebob doesn't need to spend $1,400 to look like a complete fucking asshole. Moviebob looks like a complete fucking asshole without spending even a single penny (unless Bob bites the bullet and subscribes to Twitter's blue check program; then Moviebob will look like a complete fucking asshole for 799 thin pennies per month).

Bolo_the_Second · Mar 26, 2023

Oh, this one was a beauty:

So Robert took the coward's way "I'm not gunna talk about it because it is a SERIOUS IRL thing!!!" to avoid talking about a black man smacking a woman.

And people pointed out that Robert had no problem talking about abuse and other sort of serious crimes related to actors in capeshit stuff when it was a much easier choise to him.

And then he tried to defend himself:

"I wAs cRitIsIziNg tHe stUdiO!!!"

Fucking Bullshit Robert, you have no problem making light of crimes and abuse when you don't have to walk a tighrope around it, when it is safe and sound to act sanctimonus and permissible to mock twitter targets.

But once it gets a little murky and you don't want to get in any bad sides, suddenly Roberts get very respectfull on the subject.

Never change fatass, never change.

Lensherr · Mar 26, 2023

Bolo_the_Second said:
Oh, this one was a beauty:

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So Robert took the coward's way "I'm not gunna talk about it because it is a SERIOUS IRL thing!!!" to avoid talking about a black man smacking a woman.

And people pointed out that Robert had no problem talking about abuse and other sort of serious crimes related to actors in capeshit stuff when it was a much easier choise to him.

And then he tried to defend himself:

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"I wAs cRitIsIziNg tHe stUdiO!!!"

Fucking Bullshit Robert, you have no problem making light of crimes and abuse when you don't have to walk a tighrope around it, when it is safe and sound to act sanctimonus and permissible to mock twitter targets.

But once it gets a little murky and you don't want to get in any bad sides, suddenly Roberts get very respectfull on the subject.

Never change fatass, never change.

What's funny to me is that you'd think that because Ezra Miller identifies as non-binary, he would've been more tactful when talking about the situation with The Flash. But I guess his hatred of DC and desire to see them crash and burn overrides his LGBTQ+ "allyship", and his love of niggers and Marvel overrides his feminist bonafides.

Quixotic Man · Mar 26, 2023

Bob will absolutely suck the dick of Marvel to his grave. This is a man for whom the "Genesis Does what Nintendon't" was a Pearl Harbor caliber moment. Of course he's stuck in his man child company wars mind set in his 40s. He has never been able to process the world in terms other than "us good guys" vs. "them bad guys."

The tired cat · Mar 26, 2023

Quixotic Man said:
Bob will absolutely suck the dick of Marvel to his grave. This is a man for whom the "Genesis Does what Nintendon't" was a Pearl Harbor caliber moment. Of course he's stuck in his man child company wars mind set in his 40s. He has never been able to process the world in terms other than "us good guys" vs. "them bad guys."

I'm just curious how far his denial will go, especially since Marvel is gonna be cutting down shit and is losing mo money.

Koby_Fish · Mar 26, 2023

Bob is a fucking retard.

It's called a COOLER BAG, Bob. You get yourself a couple of ice paks/gel ice packs, you know, the kind you ice a sprain with, throw it in there, go to the fucking store, buy fucking exceptional rainbow cake slice, and put the box with the cake in it in the fucking cooler bag with the ice paks. Holy shit Bob, this is not hard. For a THINKER

who allegedly deserves the Holy Soopeeryah Fyootchah handed to him on a silver platter, he sure is fucking dumber than a bag of hammers.

As much as Bob drinks and visits the liquor store, you'd think this kid would know how to buy the right kind of booze in the right quantity to get a free Kokanee, Corona, (or Pabst Blue Ribbon) or whatever chill bag. PLENTY of room for two standard sized gel packs PLUS a piece of Idiot Cake.

blablabla · Mar 26, 2023

that muscle bitch is married to a tranny and does asmr porn.

Grumpy Pickle Rick · Mar 26, 2023

Deogracias said:
TLDR: You're right, things that Bob grew up with changing or ending make him sad because he's a manchild who can't deal with his own mortality.

Sorry, if this question is weird but this is something I’ve always found strange about Bob and his ilk.

Why are these people so scared of their own mortality?

I mean, everything dies. Plants, animals, people, etc. It’s been that way from the beginning, it’s the cycle of life.

Koby_Fish · Mar 26, 2023

Grumpy Pickle Rick said:
Sorry, if this question is weird but this is something I’ve always found strange about Bob and his ilk.

Why are these people so scared of their own mortality?

I mean, everything dies. Plants, animals, people, etc. It’s been that way from the beginning, it’s the cycle of life.

You have to remember, Bob's a "recovering"/lapsed Catholic. He KNOWS how people (within Catholicism and Christianity in general) deal with their own upcoming mortality. He has chosen for whatever reason to dismiss and condemn this viewpoint. Now that he believes there is NOTHING after death, he's nervous that he won't be able to Bing Bing Wahoo forever, so he wants to have a Ghost in the Shell Standalone Complex Transhumanist Body with a Mario-shka brain so that he can ~~survive the heat death of the universe~~ exist in perpetuity. For he is the Kwisatz Tarderach, Lard of Lynn, Pol Potbelly, Last of his line, the Crayon-eating, paste-consooming blue curtain analyst.

johnny dollars · Mar 26, 2023

MovieBob is the loudest and most obnoxious fundamentalist preacher in the Church of Marvel. Not even domestic abuse scandals can quell his unconditional devotion to his Lord and Savior, Tony Stark. He will rape for Marvel. He will kill for Marvel. He will die for Marvel.

AirdropShitposts · Mar 26, 2023

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The CEO of TikTok reassures Congress that the company goes further in subjecting the data they collect to US law than any of their competitors do.

I like how the replier got what the person was saying, unlike Bob, but still decided it must be racist and that the person "assumed his nationality and ethnicity" by suggesting the CCP was gonna disappear him.

In Bob's case I bet he actually does believe that a Singaporean citizen married to a Taiwainese citizen is somehow protected from the CCP murking him even though they let him run one of their most important companies and the CCP actually operates as Bob assumes every Western company does because he saw it in a movie.

Bolo_the_Second · Mar 26, 2023

Oh yeah, that is why The Mandalorian has stuff like political intrigue, slavery, people being bruttaly killed and another ton of adult themes, not to mention a shit ton of Star Wars backstory that no way a toddler would know about, but because it has a puppet, then it is for kids.

Yep, it is Blue Clues and The Mandalorian, same energy and shit.

Look, people bitching about Star Wars is white noise to me, not to mention weren't people happy that the Baby yada shit was practical effects? It always looked like shit when doing any motion besides head and some hand anyway.

But what irks me is Robert always using his brother kids to "win" internet arguments, this shit is gross Robert, don't bring the kid to tis shit.

Also, no, the Disney + Star Wars stuff isn't for kids, Disney is shooting for some weird overlap of Star Wars cosplayers and twitter activists and I don't think they are doing a lot of home runs.

PyrrhicRustle · Mar 26, 2023

Bolo_the_Second said:
Oh yeah, that is why The Mandalorian has stuff like political intrigue, slavery, people being bruttaly killed and another ton of adult themes, not to mention a shit ton of Star Wars backstory that no way a toddler would know about, but because it has a puppet, then it is for kids.

Plinkett pointed this out in his prequel reviews a decade ago, you have people arguing that they’re supposed to be goofy mindless entertainment for kids to excuse the stupid cartoon alien slapstick and nonsensical plots, ignoring the excruciatingly boring political dialogue and horrific shots of Anakin slowly burning to death.

AirdropShitposts · Mar 26, 2023

The prequels have a hilariously complex political conspiracy plot involving multiple assassinations and a galactic war started by a false flag as part of a secretive decades long plan to build a military to murder all the Jedi (including the children!) and form a literal Empire. IT'S FOR FOUR YEAR OLDS!!!!

Positron · Mar 26, 2023

There must be a way to make people be nice to you. Remind me what it is please for nursery school is so long ago.

Bobby's plan to sit until Majors's scandal blows over works as well as you expect. The moment Bobby wags his beak -- and he can't help it -- the floodgate opens.

Bobby reported on the Miller affair with "lots of nuance and compassion for everyone involved"

We'll hear more about that pesky Bobphobic algorithm in a moment, but let's continue on Majors.

As everyone expect, Bobby acts virtuous and lectures people on the seriousness of domestic violence.

Juice Thousand's Twitter thread.

The Algorithm:

"Reaffirming that you're right to hate a thing," doesn't sound very Bobphobic does it?

If you hate Henry Cavill already, the algorithm should lead you directly to Bobby.

Someone blames MCU for the ironic detachment of young people, making them unable to relate to old movies.

Whatever the algorithm does, it sure effectively brings Bobby to apostatic content.

Let's turn our attention to comic books:

John Wick TV:

One thing that is sure to bring out Bobby's autism is the history of obscure cartoons:

Someone stole the ballet tutu!

Pretty soon everyone will claim to be an artist in Ireland.

But of course you should never do the same to a colored guy. If you "break" a colored guy it would be genocide.

The Serfs and Bobby educate us about who are the good guys in WWII

White men without college education care about cultural issues; white men with college education care about cartoon and capeshit. Archive of litterbox liner from WP.

Charles Clymer's thread on KF.

Rowling calls a spade a spade. Companies should cancel her even though Cancel Culture is not a thing. Oh BTW, "male pattern of criminality" is not a thing either.