Mar-27-2023 - Chris is out of custody

[My Name is Mud]

Probably barred from getting on the internet tbh

Yeah, like how he was banned from all these stores and he never stepped foot in there again. Oh wait.
Let's be honest, unless he has someone monitoring him 24/7 and keeping him in check, he's gonna do whatever he feels like doing.

 

[Computer Guardian]

Oh no.... This will never end well, no matter what Chris does, becuase there's no way he'd know where to go after being out of Jail.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

Komm susser Tod

Question:

Has anyone been able to determine the amount of the bail? Was it 100% cash bail, or a bond?

No one knows anything and probably no one will for a while. This is pure shitposting and baseless conjecture. Do not believe anything you read here without receipts.

 

[Poonocchio]

Let's fucking goooooo.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

This is definitely real reddit enabler/possibly ween shit. The billion dollar question is: is the person responsible going to publicly claim responsibility for internet clout? I totally can't see that going wrong for them at all.

Plot twist: It was Ralph and he’s on his way to Virginia as we speak to interview Chris.

 

[King Kiwi]

Wasn't he supposed to have a beard? I remember the praetor weens saying that. But he probably was able to afford his own bail after saving tugboats and etsy money for 2 years. I CAN NOT FUCKING WAIT for him to release his Anne Frank styled journal he's been writing.

I agree, the book deals are going to be to the extreme.

Personally I find it rather difficult to believe someone really endured something horrific if they have to write a book about it.

None of your goddamn business about my woes.

Prefer graphic novel style self-insert characterizations thank you.

 

[THE KACZYNSKI]

I will be leading a group prayer tonight at 9:00PM Central.

I look forward to all who join me.

 

[Male Idiot]

Plot twist: Fiona decided she still wants to bang Chris

Yes, oh my Autism, yes.

Let there be a dynasty. The House of Autism. Kiwifarms will bask in the milk eternal.

 

[Goatchoker]

Well damn. So many questions. Did NOT expect this on a Monday morning.

 

[Homicide]

I hope I'm wrong but this isn't going to end well.

Spoiler: Tinfoil

My gut says Chris is gonna be maneuvered into killing Barb and trying to replace her. I don't know why that's where it went but I'm uncomfortable with how it feels less like crackpost schizoposting each time I consider it.

If you're gonna dumb react a spoiler labeled TINFOIL then you're the dumb fuck for reading it in the first place.

 

[HickoryDickory]

The two things I know about halfway houses is that the guys are all gross/creepy as is assumed, and that we have to turn off the wifi at work so they don't have internet access at night.

I do know someone who is "banned" from the internet and she's only allowed to have a basic flip phone with no internet access.

We'll have to wait and see where Chris ends up.

 

[JazzHandsMcFeelz]

FREE AT LAST

 

[Penis]

The ride never ends

Interesting is the lack of a beard noted by preator. Suppose he shaved before release.

 

[TheRealMcCoy]

Expect Christuber videos in 3...2....1.....

 

[Delamain]

SECURITY BREACH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Yankee Shogun]

Personally got my money on him getting rearrested when he goes home and/or tries to get in contact with Barb.

 

[Aqua Panda]

I'm waiting for weens to drive the streets of Charlottesville/Ruckersville looking for him. You know it's going to happen. Key locations like 14 Branchland, the End Games, and the Richmond shops are all key possibilities.

We might have a good old fashioned internet search here. If people can find Shia's flag, the sheer distilled weponizied autism of the internet will find Chris. For good or ill...

 

[Jason Wynn]

@SamuellyGenie bailed him out so he’d have fresh content. Clever bastard

 

[Nguyen Van Phuoc]

Honestly, right now I can imagine Chris having a bit of a fit that he isn't able to log into his social media accounts. After all, his YouTube was hacked (as shown by the clip of A-Log), and it's likely his Twitter is also compromised.

 

[Troonos]

Guarantee it was Sockness.

His Chris effigy/love doll was finally starting to stink of crusty semen too much, so he needs to rescue Chris from prison in order to kill and taxidermize him so he can resume cuddling.