Mar-27-2023 - Chris is out of custody

[Dr. Silvestrechu]

Some ween is gonna try to fistfight him in the streets, I just know it.

Where's Bluespike when you need him?

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

So I guess he wasn't held without bond after all. This is definitely going to be interesting.

I highly doubt Heilberg bonded him out. So who was the smartass who unleashed Chris back on society? Where the fuck is he even going?

That’s the million dollar question. Unless someone decided she needed her Barbussy ate one last time before she meets the Great Internet Lumberjack in the Sky, I’m guessing some ween wanted to make their mark on Christory.

 

[Terrorist]

Again, lol at how every mugshot has him wearing horizontal stripes, buttons and a collar instead of the monochromatic scrubs most facilities use nowadays. The Forbidden Clownshirt…

 

[Jason Wynn]

Is the Mesdiah ready to give his Second Coming to Barb?

Deus Vult!

 

[Wolfkiller Jr.]

Question:

Has anyone been able to determine the amount of the bail? Was it 100% cash bail, or a bond?

 

[AmpleApricots]

Oh, I'm sure this will end well.

 

[TheRealMcCoy]

I want to hear the freakout over the clearing out of the Sonichu temple.

 

[Male Idiot]

if only ralph was still in the US. could have taken Chris into his crackshack and milk him for content.

Content huh? Bet the Ralphamale would take other types of milk too.

 

[6Slices]

I hate our legal system.

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

Probably barred from getting on the internet tbh

 

[IamnottheNSA]

Was this the final goal of the dimentional merge?

 

[Camo Fox]

He's replacing Froggy Fresh in Creator Clash, Ian must have paid the bond

 

[ItCouldBeWorse]

Guess who just got back today?
Them wild-eyed boys that'd been away
Haven't changed, hadn't much to say
But man, I still think them cats are crazy

 

[Harambe]

The only chance Chris has now for freedom is to make his way down to Merida and move into the gunt green villa of one Ethan Hollerver Ralph

 

[Skelly Bone Bones]

The Simpsons couldn't have predicted this.

 

[Ass Johnson]

That’s the million dollar question. Unless someone decided she needed her Barbussy ate one last time before she meets the Great Internet Lumberjack in the Sky, I’m guessing some ween wanted to make their mark on Christory.

This is definitely real reddit enabler/possibly ween shit. The billion dollar question is: is the person responsible going to publicly claim responsibility for internet clout? I totally can't see that going wrong for them at all.

 

[PostChrisReroll]

It was a brave new Chris-free world. You finally, really did it. You blew it up!

 

[ChonkyNeko]

I actually thought this was fake and gay but nope, it's real. But now there are two questions on my mind.
Along with the "Where does Chris go from here?" question, now we have "Who the fuck bonded him out?"

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

That’s the million dollar question. Unless someone decided she needed her Barbussy ate one last time before she meets the Great Internet Lumberjack in the Sky, I’m guessing some ween wanted to make their mark on Christory.

Plot twist: Fiona decided she still wants to bang Chris

 

[StoleAss]

If he is out, we’ll probably hear from him as soon as he has access to a device.

I highly doubt his internet will be restricted. The internet was not used to commit his crime. I can only see them restricting it as some kind of jury-preservation tool since he’s so prolific online (is that even a thing?) But generally internet restriction is not used often because of how much we rely on the internet to basically live. It’s not like he’s been out there grooming kids online or something.

They won’t/can’t restrict his internet just because he’s a dumbass online. If that were possible then no one would be allowed online.