Mar-27-2023 - Chris is out of custody

[sneedpest]

"Null... Bella... Sockness.. These..MEN....must die" -Sonichu

 

[Male Idiot]

Look at my nigga, fresh and ready to paint the town red. Ladies watch out!

Navy isn't red, it is white!

The True & Honest King of Cows has come back to reclaim his crown!
Hide and find out, Ethan Ralph, you have lost the Mandate of Heaven.

The Mandate of CWCville belongs eternally to the Goddess.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

I thought reports from 14BLC was that someone had been throwing out crap from the house.

I find it unlikely that his room is exactly like he left in August 2021.

Unless someone told Chris his toys were gone, he probably thinks all of his Sonichus are waiting to throw him a welcome home party.

 

[Cuddlebug]

He was just training in the hyperbolic time chamber this whole time, ready to correct the merger

Oh God, he's reached a level above Sonichu, hasn't he?

 

[Pork Packer]

Did you fucking solve the puzzle box? Did you fucking unleash him?
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* @DoomSayer after chris winds up going back to fuck barb the moment he hits the streets *

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Resurrected just in time for Easter!! Our Goddess lives!

 

[2ndBest]

I hope he detroons out. From the alleged conversation he has had it seems he has gotten manlier and all, maybe, just maybe, he got more of a grip on jail.

It’s amazing how different someone can be when you have actual responsible role models to lead you. Assuming this is true, of course.

 

[🔪Cold Steel Brand Rep🔪]

I hope he steals more of Barb's money so I can make banoonoo dollars off my Kiwicoin. Ebay's got a couple floating around 400, but he could triple that easily by becoming a violent offender with what he learned in jail.

 

[Coelacanth]

If a fucking ween bailed him out I'm flipping a table.

 

[jorgoth]

Obviously Chris"tine" will try to jump bail by escaping into Videoland. Will Game Master Captain N be able to bring him to justice?

 

[DrNow]

Man, ’Chris has got a lot of Geno to catch up on.

 

[Tiresome]

No beard, I fuckin knew it. Liars and weens.

 

[A Flying Nun]

Can we start placing bets on if Jesus Christ-Chan or Sonichu win out as his imaginary best friend when he has access to both?

Honestly wanna see what's stronger: his narcissist tendencies telling him Jesus Christ, or his need to see a cartoonish blue hedgehog run around real fast in a loop-de-loop.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

if only ralph was still in the US. could have taken Chris into his crackshack and milk him for content.

 

[Dr. Silvestrechu]

Come on, gang, let's crowdfund him a PS5. He's earned it.

Chris really needs that life upgrade, plus the VR might give him an outlet for his Barbussy fantasies and let the real Barbussy live in peace.

 

[The Blue Morpho]

Who the actual fuck was dumb enough to pay his bond?

Goddamn this is not what I expected to happen today.

I hope everyone has been dutifully running their dimensional merge emergency drills everyday because now is the time when you will need them.

 

[EpicGamerMoment]

He lost weight

 

[Nguyen Van Phuoc]

Eid Sirhc Eid

 

[Fools Idol]

Locking an already batshit insane person in a cell most certainly will cause some changes. Hopefully they’re at least funny changes

Nah, Chris has spent his time staring down his demons and coming to Christ. I wouldn't be surprised if he spent every free day in the library and gym getting jacked and expanding his mind. I think it's time for Chris to become the man we all know he can be.

 

[Aqua Panda]

The saga begins anew...