Mar-27-2023 - Chris is out of custody

[WelperHelper99]

Come on, gang, let's crowdfund him a PS5. He's earned it.

That's gonna be the first thing he gets, that or a Switch because autism

 

[Ass Johnson]

So I guess he wasn't held without bond after all. This is definitely going to be interesting.

I highly doubt Heilberg bonded him out. So who was the smartass who unleashed Chris back on society? Where the fuck is he even going?

 

[MarMar049]

If Chris doesn't get a home soon, do you think he will start doing homeless streams, like Terry?

 

[Armor King]

 

[Dr. Silvestrechu]

So unrelated but I guess this conclusively proves that redditor who said he visited Chris was lying, because his hair is most certainly not gray. Shit, if anything Chris looks better than ever.

 

[whatever I feel like]

What the fuck. I mean, yeah, he probably isn't going to reoffend. But he raped his mother. Who on earth is going to watch him (other than us?) Where does he stay?

 

[My Name is Mud]

That's gonna be the first thing he gets

Surely you mean after he gets enough fast food to put an elephant in a coma, right?

 

[A Flying Nun]

Where does he even go? Barb sure as hell isn't letting him back.

He's been released, but it's a homeless autistic man. What exactly do they expect to happen?!

 

[King Kiwi]

I called it fuckers.

I CALLED IT!!!!!!!!!

fuckers I CALLED IT.

 

[JelloJerk]

The Third Merge is upon us. None will survive.

 

[Bloodypinky]

Oh god, the sensory overload Chris is going to experience by tasting freedom for the first time in years... I'm excited yet terrified to see where this goes.

 

[Blood Bath & Beyond]

I am simultaneously terrified and excited.

Not sure about the exact specifics as to how he was bonded out, but if it involved a large cash sum then one thing is for certain, whoever the ween is who paid it is probably going to try to RAPE Chris. Basically everyone who has actively involved themselves in Chris's life post-trooning has turned out to be a mega-gross degenerate menace.

 

[Kayfabe]

 

[Bruno Powroznik]

Its time for revenge.
Step one: Kill Null.

 

[Dr. Silvestrechu]

If Chris doesn't get a home soon, do you think he will start doing homeless streams, like Terry?

Let's just hope he doesn't decide to start living right next to some train tracks

 

[Local Trash Enthusiast]

Well fuck me. I had bet money on him dying in jail before anything major happenned. Whats the likelihood its his tugboat money accumulating enough to let him bail himself out?

 

[Tsoliassssssssssssss]

The motherfucker

 

[King Kiwi]

Chris is out of jail!!!!!!! Here:

https://youtu.be/1em576GK40A

Happy Not April fools

YESTERDAY. I called it!!!


AHAHAHAHA

 

[Septic Tank Bomber]

If Ralph didn't escort him to his crackshack in Yucatan Mejico for a VIP interview I'd be sorely disappointed.

 

[WonderWino]

He looks so thin, it's a little unsettling.

To be fair thats not too surprising considering the quality and quantity of jail food

That said I question whether they should let him out for any reason considering his history. Not so much a flight risk but he is definitely an idiot who might do something stupid again and I find it very likely he won't show up as ordered for his court date, which will get him locked back up and fuck him over further and doesn't do anybody any favors. He was better off in jail and so was everyone else

He was transported somewhere when bonded out, he didn't have someone pick him up or leave on his own. Gateway Homes?

Twist ending: they meant it as in the old british meaning of transportation and are sending him to australia