Mar-27-2023 - Chris is out of custody

[Cuntspiracy Man]

I posted a Chris-Chan thread on /v/ and the tranny jannies banned me in less than a minute.

Site is turning more into Reddit by the second.

see, your conclusion is correct, but the formula for gettin there is a bit off

you did post it on /v/.... for video games...

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

Its time for revenge.
Step one: Kill Null.

 

[The Crawling Chaos]

So... what now? Back to the same-o same-o dimensional merge bullshit and larp-ing, or are there restrictions that he must "obey"? Can he access his twitter immediately/the internet in general, or he must follow some imposed rules?

 

[DiscoRodeo]

who tf paid this niggas bond

He can't keep getting away with it

 

[GreaterHacaryguaspear]

Barbara, Brave Yourself

 

[Optimus Prime]

HOLY SHIT. HE BEAT THE SYSTEM. HE WON?

Hardly.

He's lost everything. His mother (the only person who even could still be described as having any kind of familial love for him), his toy horde, and likely 14BC. And he has no way of getting any of it back. He's finally gotten permament reprecussions - if anything, he loses by NOT being in jail, because now he doesn't get the roof and three meals a day.

 

[Islamic Taylor Swift]

 

[BradCarter]

I think some people are forgetting this is the nigger who pulled money from Barb's account like a day after being explicitly ordered by a judge (and reiterated by Null) to not fuck with Barb. Unless he's going to be under guard 24/7, Chris is doing what he wants. Court orders and rules be damned.

 

[Hokuriku]

Plot twist: It was Ralph and he’s on his way to Virginia as we speak to interview Chris.

He's going to be the keynote speaker at Ali's black-tie event

 

[Kyle Odom]

I blame you for giving me this idea

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Beat me to it!

 

[Rabbi Palpenstein]

I wonder if the extended solitary increased his faith in his delusions or grounded him to some extent?

I have no doubt he's twice as fucking batty now. He's had nothing but his own mind for a while now, I can't really imagine reality setting in anytime soon

 

[Nointey]

Post jail saga

"Realizing that the Merge was far more lackluster than expected and that all of his toys were thrown out as junk, Chris suffers an internal third impact. He devolves into two new beings, JenkinsJinkies and Carlos Chantor, whom now roam the forever-tainted land of Virginia, searching for Hookers, long-aged Sonic memorabilia, and geriatric grandmas."

 

[Sledgehammer Lobotomy]

NEW SONICHU ISSUES FUCKING WHEN?

 

[WelperHelper99]

Hardly.

He's lost everything. His mother (the only person who even could still be described as having any kind of familial love for him), his toy horde, and likely 14BC. And he has no way of getting any of it back. He's finally gotten permament reprecussions - if anything, he loses by NOT being in jail, because now he doesn't get the roof and three meals a day.

He loses pretty hard on the housing issue if he has no where to go, it's still quite cold out. I'm currently in blizzard conditions where I'm at

 

[Aqua Panda]

I think some people are forgetting this is the nigger who pulled money from Barb's account like a day after being explicitly ordered by a judge (and reiterated by Null) to not fuck with Barb. Unless he's going to be under guard 24/7, Chris is doing what he wants. Court orders and rules be damned.

It is indeed in his nature to be as ruinous as possible.

 

[WhoIsSutterKane]

Hide all women 55+

 

[BustinBiden]

He can't keep getting away with it

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Chris replaces Froggy Fresh at Creator Clash 2

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

Lebensraum for sonichus!!

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

at this point im just hoping for more funnies

we are way past the point of questions of morality or justice
let the circus begin!

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

This just made my day. Let the Dimensional Merge commence!