Personal Lolcows: Tumblr Edition - A website like Tumblr tends to breed exceptional individuals

[TiredConlanger]

Speaking of Tumblr and roleplay communities, I've seen some dumb shit in my time when I was there and with a few friends being active. The most messed up ones included these lovely idiots:

Spoiler: What do you mean impersonating someone for several months is bad?

Gotta say, this one's a big one in my lolcow bank. As in, I tell stories about it when speaking of bad roleplayers and writers a lot. This chick was messed up. Imagine someone who takes pre-existing characters from a series, turns the characters into Mary Sues, and keeps trying to force everyone to write smut with her character. Including those of us who had our characters already in established relationships. Now imagine she tries forcing writers whom everyone knows are underage to smut with her. Now also imagine she becomes an admin of a group, a friend of her's leaves RPing, and then she decides to take over that blog without anyone knowing and impersonate the girl for several months.

The funny thing is, after she left the group, there was some drama I heard about later. She was pissy about two writers who were writing out a rape scene under cuts and warnings. Meanwhile, she'd written several explicit rape scenes without cuts or warnings and posted smut under no cuts while in the previous group. It got to the point that one of the oldest members chewed her out because of it. It was funny, to watch her hypocrisy and to watch how the idiots who'd followed her with her new group were acting surprised about the whole affair.

Spoiler: Serious psychological problems and fetishes out for everyone to see

I encountered someone who was a total creep. By total creep, imagine a transtrender who thinks that being boyish and being a faghag = being a trans person. Now imagine they draw loaaads of inflation and fetish porn. They turned a hardened character who was a cold-blooded mafia boss and turned him into a tub of lard and softy. They also convinced someone to write an mpreg storyline with them. It was... strange to say the least. But the last straw? The constant e-begging, going on about medical conditions that sound sketchy at best, and constantly whining for attention about how she wants to kill herself.

Spoiler: Because writing fiction = supporting something

The most recent one I remember were people who were attacking two friends who hate SJW bullshit but who use Tumblr because it's a simple format for RPing. These fucking morons thought that having a villain character rape another character and having the other character have a backstory where they were a slave and raped = the writers clearly support rape. I found it incredibly retarded, but the problem for my friends was that people were lying about them and going on about how they're rape apologists and so on, to get them blacklisted from a bunch of other fans of the series and writers. (These fucks haven't figured out that my friends are against SJW bullshit, so that's prevented some headache.)

 

[Hypodermic Johnny]

There is nothing sadder than watching your best friend of four years start getting brainwashed by the Tumblr cult and turning into a lolcow herself.

I saw the signs. I saw them and I did nothing, because I didn't think she would be as easily brainwashed. We met on 4chan back before the ponyboard and 8chan migration, for christ's sake.

Now she's got bright purple hair, claims to be pansexual when she used to just be bi; changed her Kylux Star Wars blog name because someone told her it was "offensive" (it was originally gayspacenazis); yells at me for being anti-feminist and pointing out the flaws of the anti-Gamergate movement (the faked death/rape threats, Sarah Nyberg, Sarkeesian being just...awful in general) when I was only trying to help her write a paper for school, and for not liking Tumblr's "approved" fandoms (SU, Dragon Age, the MCU, shit like that); even though she once used to be a diehard Whovian herself (she never mentions Doctor Who anymore).

She's basically turned into another one of their militant 'socially conscious' bloggers who's way too obsessed with fictional characters and headcanons and policing what others enjoy. It wouldn't be so bad (she's not claiming to be fictionkin/otherkin/spacegender, after all...yet) if I didn't know what she used to be like before, and how much it hurts that she's actually turned on me. How she's become another angry, depressed person like the rest of the Tumblrinas.

This site's a fucking cancer.

 

[GingerDixie]

Spoiler: Here be powerleveling

I was in the Tumblr RP scene for quite some time, and with all the trash fandoms too. Homestuck, OFF, and Wreck-It Ralph were my main ones, along with a brief stint in a Legend of Zelda RP community that seemed really good but wasn't that active (seems like none of the good ones are, possibly because the players have lives that don't revolve sitting in front of a computer and screaming about privilege and non-issues, but I digress).

But anyway, while I was in the OFF fandom, I met a Sucre. A Sucre, who I thought, was rather decent at writing, so I ended up following her and dropping her an opening, to see if she would bite. (I played Enoch, and so I felt that that would be the best if my first interaction with someone whom it made sense for him to interact with, at least from a generally accepted fanon standpoint. It made sense to me, at least.)

Long story short, since writing everything that transpired would make this post a million miles long, she was genuinely nice to me for a long time even if I did find that she had a lot of stuff to rant about. I tried to do my best to listen to her, because I'm a sap and, y'know, when I make friends with people, I do care about them (legasp). Come later, I probably should have realized that her constant bitching was my warning sign because all of a sudden there was a big blowup of drama in our little RP community surrounding her. It was bad and everyone was at fault and I probably shouldn't have said some things that I did, but long story short, it scared me away from my account for a little bit, especially when she made an announcement she was leaving too (and not to mention around this time I was starting to lose interest in OFF and had my interest in Pokemon revived).

We kept in touch over Skype during the off time, and even played Pokemon together...until one day she up and decided I apparently wasn't devoting enough time to her 24/7. Coming home and sitting down at midnight to talk to her after I had gotten done working a 9 hour shift at the deli job I had been holding at that time, she answered me curtly, said something passive-aggressive about abandoners and then blocked me on Skype. After I had done nothing but jump to her defense and listen to her bitch and moan about her parents. Lol, okay then, bye bitch.

I later realized she was a giant drama whore and it was probably a good thing to ignore her after that. Wish I still had her URL to see if she's doing anything particularly lulzy today, but alas, she unfollowed me on all accounts and changed it. I don't even think her RP blog is still up, and I don't care to go looking. All because I was leaving her alone after she said she wanted to be left alone. I know, I'm such a horrible bitch.

Also, on a less powerlevel-y lolcow story, I should tell you about the time where I RPed with the infamous Kaoru Yuuka, of all people. Too bad I didn't realize she was a lolcow until I'd already made an ass of myself. Fun times.

 

[Ricket]

In middle school I was friends* with this kid who wanted to fuck cartoon characters.
*pressured into hanging out with by adult-figures because he had no other friends.

Spoiler: Before he found tumblr

His deviant-art was full of self-insert fan-fictions of him and Handbanana (ATHF), Flippy (HTF), Rusty (Squidbillies), and Bubz (Homestar Runner) in various gore/rape/bdsm scenarios. Usually these scenarios ended with his self-inserts (who were mostly female) getting pregnant and having mutli-colored and badly named children (Seriously, Mr. Pencil?)
He was a Sperg of a person who threatened suicide when he didn't get his way, hence why people forced me to be his friend. I remember one summer he threatened to drink bleach because his mother fed him hot dogs for lunch two days in a row. He also believed getting his followers to troll someone was an effective way to get back at people.
After having my mom call his mother about a serious suicide attempt he texted about, she reported back to me he was on the couch eating cheetos. He then hopped on his computer to tell people how I got him in trouble and I should mind my own business.
My mother stepped in and told me to stop hanging out with him. So I did and it left the poor Sperg confused.

8 years later, I find he has a tumblr. Let's call this guy, Spud the Sperg. Spud thinks he's married to Mr. Peanut Butter from Bojack Horseman. Spud will go into an all out crying fit if someone tells him, he is in fact, not. As a usual tumblrina, Spud has hundreds of triggers and kintypes that make no sense. Thankfully, he does not force people to tag all his triggers. However, he does expect you to memorize all 135 of his triggers and tag it with his special snowflake tag, #No(Spuds)Allowed.

Recently, Spud made a "callout post" about me. He said how I am the reason he cannot get a job, or leave the house, or acquire new friends without abusing them. But since he didn't really know why I stopped avoiding him...he created his own explanation. This explanation includes us being in love with the same classmate, but our classmate liked him more than me. According to him, for four years I kept pretending to be friends with Spud so I could get closer to [classmate] and date him, but Spud was his true love! So I asked [classmate] out and got denied so I threatened to kill [classmate] if he talked to Spud ever again and that's why [classmate] stopped talking to him after that. Yes, he actually thinks this happened.
Spud was actually posted on here once, as he also called out MysteriousMr.Enter about him being a shitlord.

Replying under a month old comment, but I know exactly who you're talking about. I was a friend of his briefly, bonding with him over a flash cartoon we both enjoyed, going as far as to sharing my Skype with him. We spoke on and off, our usual interactions involved me fighting his own Tumblr arguments that he'd start (I can be quite the white knight on occassion, I guess) and eventually telling him to calm the fuck down via PMs. He'd post a lot of strange stuff, I remember seeing him reblog porn of the dog from Mr. Peabody and Sherman and he also had a weird fascination with Brian from Family Guy. After a while he became a bit too much and a friend and I eventually decided to drop contact with him, I did so more silently than the friend and eventually he removed me from anywhere he added me. I do check up on him every now and then, I even followed his Twitter now that I've left Tumblr for good.
Weird guy, but oddly fascinates me.

 

[fire_fly]

My personal lolcow isn't all that extreme. Most of her posts are your typical, cringey SJW bullshit, lots of "white ppl r evul" and "@ straight girls did u no there r lesbians". I just find it really, really funny that she constantly bitches about Sherlock and Benedict Cumberbatch and the fandom and yet the second a new season comes out, she's ecstatic and 75% of her blog becomes Sherlock. I've witnessed this cycle three times, starting with the second season.

Also, she looks like my aunt if she were a twentysomething hipster, which is horrifying.

 

[friedshrimp]

It seems college has this thing that it either reinforces tumblr-ish ideologies and behavior, or massively makes you drop any of it that you had before entering.

 

[Pumpkin-senpai]

My personal cow is a chick one year younger than me that claims to be a bunch of anime characters, autistic, a tranny and is always creating drama.

Everytime i read her i feel something between "lol pfff" and "this woman is absolutely braindead".

She is all about the cis and hetero men hating thing and has said more than once that "Me, a trans boy, i am prettier than every cis man on earth".

 

[Big_Boss]

I've debated on if I should put my personal lolcow on this thread or the more general one, she mostly uses Twitter, but I decided she belongs here more since she's more of one of those horrorcow-sjw types, shes one of those genderspecial other kin weeb types.

I'm going to just call her P, for pedo since thats what she is. I first met her when I was 16, I'm in my 20s now, and she was one of those try hard 19 year olds who shit posted on 4chan. Mostly on /jp/, because she somehow got permabanned on /a/ for posting disturbing shotacon. (Yes really)

She loved harassing 13-16 year olds back then, she still kind of does even though she's a SJW now, I lied about my age and became kind of friends with P. I got squiked out with her after I turned 17, I learned she started flirting with a bunch of minors. Calling them sexy and the like.

So, I broke things off with P and she got really nasty with me. She even sent me death threats, keep in mind I was a minor and shes 20 by that point. I brushed her off and moved on, until she got called out for being a pedo on Twitter.

I learned she was even more of a horrorcow than I previously thought, I knew she was pedo-y but she posted raunchy Shota and lolicon on her private accounts, she wanted to have sex with irl japanese idols who are all almost underage, and she sent death threats to a 16 year old who was in the hospital getting treatment for a sucide attempt.

I was more shocked that P adapted into this SJW other kin genderspeical dumbass, considering she's a huge pedo and still is. She was violently anti-feminist when I knew her.

Some other facts I've gradually learned about P from asking around. A lot of this is more lolcow than horrorcow.

• P gets 3-4 yeast infections per year, mainly from drinking nothing but soda but for all I know she's using dirty sex toys too.
• She has a bf, and claims she's pansexual but she plans on marrying him and adopting kids so take that as you will. Her bf looks like another pedo, so I hope they never have kids or adopt honestly.
• Speaking of which, P cheated on her bf with a Mexican pedo. She says her and her bf were taking a break but they got back together after the Mexican pedo freaked out a month later.
• P is a metal head and frequently bashes the metal head community for whatever reason.
• She lies about her age, shes closer to 24 than 22 by now.
• P got pissed off when people doxxed her and found out her parents are super rich and from Cali, she lives in Seattle now with her bf.
• P slacked off in college and constantly had sex with her bf instead of going to classes, she had terrible grades when she graduated 2 years ago.
• P works at an aquarium store instead of putting her French degree to use, I'm mind of disturbed by this since she's around kids constantly.
• She got drunk once and bragged about her bfs dick size on her Twitter once, hes 5 inches and shes somehow proud of this...
• P claims to be adopted but she looks way too much like her mom.
• She frequently RTs from Serah Butts even though she knows they're a pedo. I've been told she RTs from Brianna Wu and Tom Preston too.
• P's gender changes by the day, she gets pissed off if you misgender her at all.

That's my personal horrorcow and I really regret meeting her when I was 16, she's pure poison and I would not be shocked if she ended up in jail one of these days.

 

[Pinkamena Diane Pie]

I knew this person on tumblr for one whole day before shit hit the fan and she close her account.

She commented on a post that I made about Rainbow Dash (because someone asked me something) Needless to say,I was called all sorts of names on the tag and when I called her out, she took it personally.

Long story short: She considered RD gay and married to her and she married her figurine of her. Pictures and all.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

http://warthogpunk.tumblr.com/

Just found this one and I think it's a troll blog. Still having myself a chuckle.

 

[SlothInAMilkCrate]

http://warthogpunk.tumblr.com/

Just found this one and I think it's a troll blog. Still having myself a chuckle.

Do you know this person?

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Do you know this person?

Not really, maybe I should posted him in the random tumblr posts.

 

[NQ 952]

Personal story, D, G, and K.

D is a shut in WoW player and super feminist Nazi but wasn't in a previous life. She had has spent a large part of her later adult life trying to scam the state of Louisiana into giving her disability benefits so she doesn't have to work.

D also claims to have social anxiety which makes it impossible for her to work, but she used to work, and share her desire to never work with her close friends (who, incidentally, choked a kitten and forced it to smoke weed)

K is D's husband. Works full time, owns a house, and is a complete cuckold to D who has cheated on him numerous times, threatened a divorce several times, and threatened to have him arrested (because cops believe women)

G is D and K's friend. He has an arrest record, two evictions in another state, and lives with D and K in abject poverty. He cannot get, nor hold, a job because we suspect he has an open arrest warrant.

K now works two jobs, supporting D and G's bad habits.

They think I'm a monster.

 

[Orc Girls Make Due]

I know a P. P has an RP partner she's been with for years and -constantly- complains he doesn't rp with P enough, even though most of their characters consist of being together and fucking. P gets depressed a lot... I mean easily, at the drop of a hat and is a known flake. P says she'll help me with my comic, no, wait a minute! I have a guild and two events to run on world of Warcraft. I don't possibly have enough time for you! They always complain about their S/O. But they don't agree with their S/O about anything and despite being married she brought her RP partner over to her house for a few weeks. What happened during that time? Huck, no telling. But weeks later they were talking about getting a divorce.

 

[Wrought]

for me, it was this one person who started messaging me one day because they like the cringe channel blog and i'm one of the mods, they just kept messaging me and messaging me and at first it was nice because it was someone to talk to, but every damn day 24/7 all she wanted to do was talk to me, despite not bringing anything to the conversation. she just kept asking how i was and what i thought of stuff. she was a big fan of leafy as well and really liked getting into arguments with me defending him ("he really does care about his fans! some of his videos are him making fun of people but you do that on the cringe channel so it's the same thing!" etc.) and eventually once she was done trying to talk about me she kept talking about herself and how she had an "illness" that she never specified (one time she went through a breakdown during chat talking about how "everything hurts" and she "feels so wrong" and she "can't move" and then later said that she was okay and asked if i was worried. I said yes to be polite and she said "aww, that's really sweet of you") , how "bad things" happened to her that she never specified (she kept trying to but i told her i didn't want to talk about it), and even sending me a picture of herself (after i said that i didn't want her to; she later said that it was "hypocritical" of me to not find her attractive because we're both overweight) and her godawful poetry

eventually she kept getting under my skin until this one time where she said "honestly we should burn all the racists to death, i think that would solve racism" and i asked her whether she genuinely thought that would do anything and she said "no but it'd be really cathartic" (she's white by the way). this was the point where i realized that each conversation with her would get worse than this to the point where i wanted to jump off a bridge, so i decided to tell her up front that i didn't like talking to her. she dragged it on for thirty minutes about "no bby pls i can change 4 u" until i said i'd block her unless she gave it up

the next day she started talking to a different mod of the same blog (he eventually lied and said he was "cutting down on friends outside of real life" and would stop talking to her so she blocked him)

 

[Hypodermic Johnny]

I have not only lost all hope in ever getting my friend back to normal, but I've also been sitting around on a veritable farm of personal lolcows.

See, one of my mutuals and a good friend of mine on Tumblr reblogged a post advertising a writing group for original characters/OCs on Skype. Now I've been in a couple writer groups on Tumblr and Skype; and I've made good friends there, even if we don't always agree on everything, probably because we're all a little older in age than the average Tumblr user. I figured this would be the same way and so I joined up, looking forward to talking about my writing with a fresh group of people (fresh eyes; differing opinions and potential new input; blah blah blah shit like that).

...I was wrong, I was so horribly wrong.

Spoiler: Adventures in Tumblrtot Babysitting (...on Skype)

A lot of them are teenagers. I'm literally the second oldest person in the group of 40+ people; with three people being in their twenties and the rest being 15-19. They're all cringy as hell; with one of the youngest being some 15-year old sperg who claims to be some kind of specialgender system who has hallucinations and does witchcraft and then later PMs me asking about my favorite types of gore. Sure, it was my fault for mentioning some of the gorier/harder shit I've written when the topic of more 'mature' themes was brought up (as an aside, these brats wouldn't know a mature story if it bit them on the ass; they are some whiny weak shits), but still, I ain't discussing that with a 15-year old.

Two of my older writing friends tell me to bail out while I still can, and that this was only going to end badly (well one told me to bail; another told me that I'd made my bed and now had to lie in it). But like the IDIOT I AM, I ignored the signs and thought I could endure the cringy behavior for the sake of my writing. Sure, they were Tumblr teens, but they seemed like mild spergs at best save that one REALLY fucked up one. I figured if I avoided that one, at least, the rest wouldn't be so bad. (Well, that, and I'm a spineless pussy who didn't want to cause confrontation if I left.)

(And they liked my characters/writing a lot; which I think was the biggest influence in getting me to stick around when I should have left; I think it made me a little drunk on the power. Hindsight is 20/20 as they say, but given that this is probably how most of the lolcow cults like those of IDCP/Vade/PK/Springtrapp, I really should have not been such a fucking idiot in regards to this group.)

Anyway for the most part, they were just dumb teens and Tumblrites, nothing that might warrant any real attention save an occasional post in the Random Tumblr Posts thread; y'know, shit we've all seen before.

Then last night, one of them was complaining they had a "TERF" in their inbox. I, thinking I could commiserate, mentioned the time I had an anon getting on my ass for calling out transtrenders and the infamous "autismgender" post (which I have even posted about in the Random Tumblr Posts thread). Then one of them asks me what a transtrender is.

...which of course, led to all hell breaking loose.

Over the course of about...a half-hour, I get a good chunk of the active group turned against me because they believe you don't need dysphoria to be trans and I called them out about it. One of them claimed to have DID which I also expressed my doubts in (because of how the psychological community, again, can't agree if that even exists - and many of the symptoms they chucked out at me are practically textbook Cybil shit that was debunked years ago) and got angry and snippily passive aggressive about that too. Anyway they basically told me I had no right to tell them their made up mental gender bullshit was made up unless I, too, was one of those made up genderspecials. Because studying the shit for years and intending to become a psychological professional whose job is to weed out the snowflakes from the legit sufferers still means nothing, clearly.

Anyway they started leaving the group in droves and swore they wouldn't come back until I left but they were back the very next morning. I was actually hoping it'd give them an excuse to kick me out...guess I'm not the only pussy around there.

TL;DR:

Anyway, the lesson to be learned here is don't hang around with spergs just because they compliment you, lest you become a sperg yourself. Something something, looking into the abyss, he who fights monsters, and all that.

Spoiler: Feelings are stupid.

I also sort of expressed complaint/relief to my friend. The one I mentioned earlier in the thread as having clearly drunk the Tumblr Kool-Aid and how much it hurt me to watch her getting lost to the cult. It was both because she was the only one awake at that time; being Australian and this whole incident happening at around 3 AM, and because I was desperate to see if maybe, just maybe, she could still turn around.


It's one thing to have a bunch of dumbass teenage genderspecials mock the field/profession you're passionate about and spent three years studying in.

It's another thing entirely when it comes from someone who used to be a very close friend and once supported you going into that field. I think she's well and truly lost to me.

 

[friedshrimp]

So i've got this friend/follower who's in her good days and in general a nice and attentive person but she get too caught up in tumblr bullshit, especially sexuality/faking mental illness for attention/this ship is bad bc i say so/let's shit on American culture crap. She's an adult in her 20s and working/studying so I kinda expect better from her but she really believes all the crap tumblr throws at her. I sometimes try to explain to her some things and that she shouldn't believe all that tumblr says, but she gets caught up so easily in their dumb mega posts and fandom drama (she once got in a huge ugly fight with this RP who according to her promoted "beastiality" or something)...

I dunno, why do I bother, it's kinda like walking in a rinse-repeat cycle over and over since they never learn. i just wish tumblrers didn't treat the internet so seriously, at least hipster bloggers only had their blogs for pretty pictures.

 

[honeybun]

A little powerlevel-y and NSFW, but this is the cringiest person ive ever been around.

I had this friend who was a lot like those popular Tumblr antis, super "intellectual," would talk about how many ways he could kill me with just two fingers (?), and was extremely sexually awkward. At the time the only reason I kept talking to him was because I was a clingster. Anyways this guy has this tumblr where all he does is add these super cringy and borderline pedo captions to porn gifs, like "ooo baby i wanna take that baby out of you and fuck it myself" to preggo porn, it was super creepy and I had to stop being around him after that.

Bonus: I gave him a condom once because he apparently needed it. He said he jacked off with it because it felt good.

 

[BaconTea]

A personal favorite: An anti-sjw e-begging tranny.
It has two Tumblr blogs (1, 2) and a Patreon too, where you can pay to see this pittbull-faced abomination talking about things "humorously". For real. Youtube account here.
Girl, you can't even do make-up properly, your face looks like a dry sponge.

"so i decided to whore myself for money. I have been out of work for 5 years and i wont be able to afford hrt.

Which is where any donations would go. paying for medicine and hormones

Now i’m not just begging for money, i make videos where i answer questions about being transgender and growing up in the south"

Totally worth all the money, am I right? Also, what is your explanation for being a lazy piece of shit for five years?
Anyway - what I also really like about this wannabe-tumblrina is how it tells people not to be retards and even keeps a list of "confirmed retards". (archive)
Talk about self-awareness...

 

[Buster]

I have a couple of these, but my favourite has to be http://hylics.tumblr.com/
Claims to be transgender, otherkin, hates men and white people, and also supposedly has a truckload of mental illnesses. Everyone in her life is abusive and she says she gets raped regularly, but can't go to the police about it or they'll lock her up in a mental hospital.
So your typical Tumblr trans, really. Even has a team of asspatters to defend everything she does.

Edit: Forgot she also has a huge incest fetish.