Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Falcon Sebben]

I guess mommy-wife didn't hand him his usual two or three double borgin beggin borgls this time.

Oh. Hunger pains and cheeseburger withdrawal. Okay that makes sense given who we're talking about. Although I'd say unless he's getting caffeine he might just be having a withdrawal headache from that and yes, they are blindingly painful.

Opioid addiction arc.

Imagine he moves onto heroin because he can't get his pain meds anymore. That would be awesome especially that Hammy would have to cook and inject it for him.

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Fat Jack is in crippling agony because his head hurts specifically. Reminder that he's blaming and hurling abuse at the staff after rejecting pain meds multiple times. Much like how he bitched at them after refusing to use the urinal before he pissed himself.

Faggot's just trying to abuse them tbh. He does enjoy being able to order menials around and he's had decades long history of trying to ruin reputation by bitching about people online.

Also this fucker pissed out kidney stones. Ain't no way a headache's a 10/10 if you pissed gravel out your urethra unless he's imminently about to stroke out again.

Nerve pain? Sucks to him then because opioids don't do shit for that. All they do is at higher doses provide a kind of... dissociative effect like it's not your pain and you're just feeling it for somebody else and it takes your mind off of it. At best it reduces it from a "10" to maybe a 5. So in his case a 6 to a 3.

What is nerve pain in the head? I’ve never heard of that and it sounds made up.

Occipital Neuralgia. It kinda sorta feels like a migraine but it isn't.

I was also under the impression that nervous system damage doesn't tend to respond to painkillers - Blocking damaged tissue signaling or receptors on the nerves doesn't help when the nerves themselves are misfiring and causing the pain sensation. If there is something that works on it, Its exceedingly unlikely to be over the shelf,

Specifically for nerve pain they'd need to use something like gabapentin or amitrptyline. Two things I don't think they can just prescribe.

 

[Sonic T]

suffer fatty

 

[MS Paint Gigachad]

Imagine he moves onto heroin because he can't get his pain meds anymore. That would be awesome especially that Hammy would have to cook and inject it for him.

Better yet, Krokodil. Google images search "krokodil injection sites" for NSFL!

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Jack, living a life of ease and excess, a 10/10 on his pain scale is a 3/10 for a normal person.

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

Any indication where Tammy is living? The 13 acres are clearly not a thing.

 

[Whaler]

I can see it now. Its breakfast time, Jack once again gets floppy toast and 1 serving of eggs and cold oatmeal. He looks down at his plate and silently seethes as he reaches for his phone with his only working arm. As he attempts to use whatever brainpower he has left to make a semi coherent statement that he is angy he was served a Peruvian Middle Eastern childs portions and he is a big boy he feels something. A shooting pain in his head that throbs over and over. Perhaps a migrane or another incoming stroke? God is trying his damnest to get his message to Jack and all he can do is just think, "My head has a boo boo because no meat".

I'm expecting something like the movie Malignant. The staff is going to rush into his room to make sure he's still alive and his head is going to break open and the Wendigo will fully emerge.

 

[TestTubePuppy]

I don't think the doctor and Tammy are giving him the full story, or he is being told and just refuses to listen. It doesn't sound like he is improving at all. Tammy is buying the new house for herself (and perhaps a new boyfriend). Jack isn't going to be going home. He's in nursing care for the long haul. Lay in bed and grit your teeth, Jack. It's all you've got left.

 

[Free the Pedos]

Has anyone from their church, pastor or congregant, contacted him? You'd think this would be a time for pastoral care and spiritual comfort.

 

[Sonic T]

Has anyone from their church, pastor or congregant, contacted him? You'd think this would be a time for pastoral care and spiritual comfort.

They're too busy laughing at him now.

 

[DontEatThat_2.0]

Has anyone from their church, pastor or congregant, contacted him? You'd think this would be a time for pastoral care and spiritual comfort.

No one is going to visit him because everyone knows how big a piece of shit Jack is. Tammy only seems to show up to drop off food and wheel him to the movies, and everyone else in his family hasnt even bothered. The only people who seem to deal with Jacks daily bullshit are those who are paid to do so and even their contempt for the man cant be hidden. Go back to any previous JOTG episodes where he has other people besides him and Tammy and you will either see them visibly uncomfortable or just throw into the void as the years go on because they cant be fucked to deal with Jack.

 

[VenomPlug]

Smells like another stroke (Mighty Number Six?) is happening . Jack speedruns through life like a pro.

 

[Tiresome]

Go back to any previous JOTG episodes where he has other people besides him and Tammy and you will either see them visibly uncomfortable or just throw into the void as the years go on because they cant be fucked to deal with Jack.

Because let's face it, a man who screams out fake orders to fuck with the random stranger ahead of them in line at the drive-thru is permanently unable to keep a friend who's not exactly as juvenile as he is.

 

[VenomPlug]

Has anyone from their church, pastor or congregant, contacted him? You'd think this would be a time for pastoral care and spiritual comfort.

Are they named Arby's, Wendy's and KFC? No? Then GTFO.

 

[wew lad]

...a man who screams out fake orders to fuck with the random stranger ahead of them in line at the drive-thru...

That's a thing I didn't know Jack did. What an utterly contemptible slug of a human being.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

I don't think the doctor and Tammy are giving him the full story, or he is being told and just refuses to listen. It doesn't sound like he is improving at all. Tammy is buying the new house for herself (and perhaps a new boyfriend). Jack isn't going to be going home. He's in nursing care for the long haul. Lay in bed and grit your teeth, Jack. It's all you've got left.

If he's moved to another nursing home, that's the sign of it being over for him. Homes with in-facility PT are more expensive and generally not somewhere you'd stay at long term. If your in need of permanent long term care, you'll be moved out to a lesser equipped, more affordable facility.

 

[Frog Man]

No one is going to visit him because everyone knows how big a piece of shit Jack is. Tammy only seems to show up to drop off food and wheel him to the movies, and everyone else in his family hasnt even bothered. The only people who seem to deal with Jacks daily bullshit are those who are paid to do so and even their contempt for the man cant be hidden. Go back to any previous JOTG episodes where he has other people besides him and Tammy and you will either see them visibly uncomfortable or just throw into the void as the years go on because they cant be fucked to deal with Jack.

Yea, for anyone wondering you can just go back and watch a few jack on the go videos featuring Tammy. If you pay attention to her and others in the on the go show then you'll notice how miserable Tammy is and how others are just not happy to be around him.

When I started noticing Tammy's attitude and "energy" back then that's when I knew he jack would mostly be abandoned when this day came and it's finally here.

 

[ZipDisk]

Eyeball pressure, it's gonna pop out like a pug.

Frog guy - Don't worry, Jack will treat the staff like shit regardless of A-logging.

He never really acknowledges trolling aside from a split-second bitch face, then he blocks.

I miss the livestream days for that. But mostly I miss him burning himself.

Keep in mind even Tammy is telling Jack to harass the home on the business phone line to jump his care priority.

A-logs aren't adding shit to that.

I honestly hate the ten scale for pain because if you go into the higher numbers, you get treated like a pill seeker.

I've got a decent gruesome injury in my past, so I use that. "It hurts worse than when my Knee got crushed and my foot got twisted around" gets better medical attention than "It's an eight".

Once again, do not pity Tammy, that is not a behavior, that is her fucking face.

She enjoys embarassing moments, which might honestly be why she is with Jack, she uses him to inflict misery on waitstaff.

Him being MOAR disabled may actually increase her enjoyment. She's already wagoned him to Cheddars.

 

[TheGuntinator]

Jack doesn't know enough about evolution to point out the aspects that haven't held up to scrutiny nor that parts of it have yet to be strongly proven, nor does he understand human nature enough to point out how scarily accurate the Bible is with predicting humanity's worst.

In short, Jack is Jack. Kinda sad.

I'm pretty sure the bible was intended to be a primitive Book of Everything. There's advice in it for social situations, family matters, how a community should be run, what should be done with animal rapists,etc. There's even advice on dieting if you know where to look. It was written by an intelligent man/group who wanted clueless people to know things without being personally taught. It's why it was such a popular book to print too, it had advice for such a wide variety of topics. Could even be compared to primitive Google.

Makes me a little mad i ignored theology as a kid, after overdosing on Youtube Atheism arguments that completely miss the point of what they're arguing about , or otherwise finding an easy target with a shitty life who is halfway to schizophrenic to make themselves look smarter.

The Wendigo hungers, for its host this time. The Monkeys paw finishes curling.

Your fanfic about a fat man failing to make it to the toilet is still better written than a Fatrick book.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

not to PL too hard, but i had an ex who actually lived like that. he wasn't a deathfat (he was actually very underweight) but he only ate fast food because he was too lazy to even cook ramen. he really thought that it was normal for all shits to be liquid and a race against the clock, so i fully believe jack lives that way as well

I would've guessed a diet consisting of fast food would have been the exact opposite: huge amounts of constipation due to the lack of fiber

 

[SandyCat]

I'm convinced Tammy just wants jack to stroke out and die so she can collect the life insurance and be rid of him. Why else would you bring a 4 time stroke patient fast food on the regular?