Mar-27-2023 - Chris is out of custody

[Chose To Be One]

Accrued SSDI payments. Approximately ~18 months worth

That's a maximum of ~1.8k a month. So it comes up to 32.4k. It does add up. However, Do people still get SSDI payments while under a government institutions?

 

[RatJoe]

Is Chris Getting Better™?

Pretty sure people thought Chris was getting better before he fucked his mom.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

I'm interested in trying to math out how much he would have had saved up in tugboat. After 2 years I don't think he'd have enough to make a bond. Anyone have guesses as to how much he could have been facing?

I think it's around $900 a month. 21 months in the clink, he should have a nest egg around 18-19k in stashed payments just from his tugboat.

 

[King Kiwi]

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Absolutely not. He's bonded out, not let go.
His next hearing is on the 8th.

How's that going to work with him being in Istanbul, Turkey?

 

[DumbDude43]

the dark exile has ended
evil walks the earth again

 

[Ass Johnson]

That's a maximum of ~1.8k a month. So it comes up to 32.4k. It does add up. However, Do people still get SSDI payments while under a government institutions?

SSDI, yes, until convicted and sentenced with more than 30 days remaining to serve less credit for time served.

 

[Procrastinhater]

14 BC like Michael Meyers?

Put it this way if I lived on Branchland CT or anywhere in Ruckersville, I'd make sure the kids old folks were safely inside and the doors and windows locked before dark amd I'd be up all night at an upstairs window with my rifle.

 

[𝓡𝓪𝓹𝓲𝓷 𝓒𝓪𝓻𝓵𝓽𝓸𝓷]

Accrued SSDI payments. Approximately ~18 months worth

Those are typically cut off when you're in jail. Wouldn't make sense for the government to take care of you twice.

Bonded he may be but I'm sure he was released on some heavy conditions, probably to the care of a facility. Details will be scant until Chris gets a letter out or somehow bizarrely gets Internet access

 

[Chose To Be One]

SSDI, yes, until convicted and sentenced with more than 30 days remaining to serve less credit for time served.

If that's the case, then it's very much possible that he bailed himself out.

 

[G. Williamson]

So he’s still fucked.

Well *sigh* time to see twitter tards freak their nigger ass out over this. Oh wait they already are

Absolutely not. He's bonded out, not let go.
His next hearing is on the 8th of August.

 

[King Kiwi]

Those are typically cut off when you're in jail. Wouldn't make sense for the government to take care of you twice.

Bonded he may be but I'm sure he was released on some heavy conditions, probably to the care of a facility. Details will be scant until Chris gets a letter out or somehow bizarrely gets Internet access

The only thing I see possible is a letter.

I don't see the internet being possible, even if it is Gaetard.

Btw, fgt, I thought you said there was a beard.

 

[Fiwi Karmer 69420]

I think it's around $900 a month. 21 months in the clink, he should have a nest egg around 18-19k in stashed payments just from his tugboat.

I'm no legal eagle, not even the armchair variety but I have a guess his bond is somewhere around ~$20k so if that's right he would just barely miss the amount to pay it himself, yeah?

 

[King Kiwi]

I think we're all missing something very crucial:

Where is Chris at this exact moment you think?

 

[RatJoe]

I think we're all missing something very crucial:

Where is Chris at this exact moment you think?

Visiting your grandma.

 

[Eddie Gluskin]

“People keep asking if I'm back and I haven't really had an answer, but yeah, I'm thinking I'm back.”

 

[John Wesley Hardin]

TELL EM ABOUT JOSHUA MOON!

 

[2LtMashengo]

Kiwibros, we have our culprit.

 

[Large Marge]

wherever he ends up, i just hope he starts his captain's logs again.

 

[Stahl]

FINALLY. Now we can answer the really serious questions:

What does Christine think of Sonic Frontiers?

You just know that playing the new Sonic game is going to be in the top 3 of Chris's list of priorities. Imagine if this leads him to getting thrown back in jail somehow. EX: he gets a Switch, connects to the internet to buy a digital copy (all of this using Barb's money of course), and then immediately gets tagged by the police.

 

[Forkknifegaymer]

You have forgotten the forbidden fifth answer: sonichu comes down from the heavens with the emissaries of the apocalypse, the final merge begins! He uses his speed to bring Chris to the one place the pesky American legal system cannot touch him: The nearest city he can walk to on foot! On the way sonichu hands him the holiest of tools to truly zap to the extreme: a Hi Point C380 pulled from a dumpster. This starts his true final calling: the zappinator, zapper of the extreme and bringer of justice.

(Seriously though I wouldn’t doubt that Chris would be stupid enough to try to run away… literally by foot.)

So what will his first stops be?
1. Return to ghe motel to demand his Transformer?
2. Gamestop because he needs his pop culture plastic fix?
3. 14 BC like Michael Meyers?
4. A shady tatoo shop to get KILL NULL across his knuckles?