Mar-27-2023 - Chris is out of custody

[Colonel Slanders]

A sweaty, rail thin chris-chan pounding on Barbs front door at 2am. She takes pity on him and lets him in.
Then he pounds on her back door and she remembers why he's been gone the past year and change.

 

[crawl]

where would they take him if he has nowhere to go?

 

[RodgerDodger]

Less calories


This is the thing I keep thinking about. If he can't go home to barb that's no computer and no phone. No internet. What if we just don't know what Chris is doing ever again? I can't live like that!

Just listen to the police scanner. Chris will show up again without anyone doing anything.

 

[Cpt. Stud Beefpile]

How tf does he keep getting chance after chance?.

1. The courts were already jammed to hell with nigger crimes that make literal mother-fucking look like a slapfight at a tea party.
2. COVID did a number on lower-level government staff, so the courts are prioritizing violent offenders and big-ticket shit even more to avoid grinding everything to a standstill. (this is why some libtard states have gone so far as to basically legalize petty theft)
3. Getting a crazy person caged for JUST being crazy has been damn near impossible since the Reagan administration.
4. Sad to say, but the courts care less about senile oldsters, possibly because they have a higher tendency to croak before a case can even be brought to trial.

 

[King Kiwi]

Please have internet please have internet please have internet please have internet.

Yeah right bro.

> Trending on Twitter
> Raeped mother

Jesus Christ normies and social platforms ruin everything.

 

[Chose To Be One]

Okay so the question now is, which faggot troll did this?

Is Kengle fucktarded enough to pay his bail? Did some new zoomer discordfaggots pool together mommy's money to bail him out for teh ebin lulz? Did one of those Praetor faggots do this so they could have him sign off on more dogshit merchandise?

There's a small chance that he bailed himself out. It depends on how much the bond was

 

[G. Williamson]

So has the charges dropped or???

Confused as all hell right now, where the hells he going now?
Who payed for his bailout? Was it an insanity plea? The fucks going on with him now?

 

[Mental Chemical]

Wow, he looks like shit. I clicked this expecting to see some funny picture of him autistically roaming the lands, but he just looks thin and depressed.

He'll cheer up once he molests a few grannies.

 

[King George III]

which faggot troll did this?

The judge and Heilberg most likely. He's been in custody for two years.

 

[crawl]

There's a small chance that he bailed himself out. It depends on how much the bond was

with what money?

 

[Lilacs On Fire]

1. The courts were already jammed to hell with nigger crimes that make literal mother-fucking look like a slapfight at a tea party.
2. COVID did a number on lower-level government staff, so the courts are prioritizing violent offenders and big-ticket shit even more to avoid grinding everything to a standstill. (this is why some libtard states have gone so far as to basically legalize petty theft)
3. Getting a crazy person caged for JUST being crazy has been damn near impossible since the Reagan administration.
4. Sad to say, but the courts care less about senile oldsters, possibly because they have a higher tendency to croak before a case can even be brought to trial.

 

[Fiwi Karmer 69420]

There's a small chance that he bailed himself out. It depends on how much the bond was

I'm interested in trying to math out how much he would have had saved up in tugboat. After 2 years I don't think he'd have enough to make a bond. Anyone have guesses as to how much he could have been facing?

 

[Chose To Be One]

with what money?

His own. Probably not the situation. However, we can't disregard it.

 

[Ass Johnson]

with what money?

Accrued SSDI payments. Approximately ~18 months worth

 

[King Kiwi]

Tell Mother... The real Fucker is coming home.

*Goes back to jail*

Shit.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Is Chris Getting Better™?

 

[filthypenguin]

'The dreaded wandering elder rapist of West Virginia' saga has begun. People of West Virginia will tell tales of their grandmas suddenly disappearing and a wandering "sasquatch" that mumbles to himself about interdimensional pop culture references.

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Why do people keep saying he's in West Virginia?

 

[Bingus Jingus]

man, i hope they released him, for him to take froggyfresh' place in creatorcrash, i bet he can curse-ye-ha-me-ha them all out of the stratosphere

 

[My Name is Mud]

So has the charges dropped or???

Absolutely not. He's bonded out, not let go.
His next hearing is on the 8th of August.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

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