Samantha Violet Bushart and the Sammieverse - Fat, Illiterate Perpetual Pregnancy Faker and the Various Trash and Tards Surrounding Her

[Anne Hyroe]

DHS is aware Linda is dead and that Kim is drug seeking. They're also aware of her felony warrant for a violent crime, the social media accounts where she uploads videos of herself giving her diabetic son soda, as well as the pedophile sex offender she allowed to live around her son.

I hope they’re intervening behind the scenes because it certainly doesn’t look as though Aidean’s any safer. Give me clocks too but I wasn’t aware she had a warrant out, just that Dalton was in trouble. Was this because of DV between the two of them?

Speaking of Dalton, I think I’ve worked out why he’s constantly trying to do dress-up in uniforms: he’s role-playing the Village People. Kim’s severe haircut and Dalton’s love of filtered selfies all make so much more sense when I recall his bisexual leanings. Perhaps he could get together with Tonka for maximum hilarity.

 

[BananaSandwich]

I'm not sure if this has been the best or worst two weeks of my life, but this thread was a thrilling read from start to finish. Cheers guys! Also thanks to the sammieverse book club, the entertainment here is never ending.

The one thing that puzzles me the most is Tonka, who the hell is he? I've searched through classmates without luck. For quite a while I thought it was just a Sarge sock account but he carried on posting after his arrest.

 

[Vi0l3t]

I'm not sure if this has been the best or worst two weeks of my life, but this thread was a thrilling read from start to finish. Cheers guys! Also thanks to the sammieverse book club, the entertainment here is never ending.

The one thing that puzzles me the most is Tonka, who the hell is he? I've searched through classmates without luck. For quite a while I thought it was just a Sarge sock account but he carried on posting after his arrest.

Best of my knowledge is that Tonka and Sarge met in Highschool. Pretty sure they both had the same SPED class.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Michael Funderburk: white
Jermaine Phillips
Jamarion Vines
Deshaun McClure: rapes to make that money for his family

This entire post is gold. @often puzzled, I nominate you for the Hero of the Farms award for your service to the thread.

 

[Sammies#1Fan]

Tonka got into a slapfight with a rando on his FB...but other than that nothing much from him.

I wonder if he ever figured out what he did for the holidays, when he blacked out for two weeks.

 

[Vi0l3t]

Tonka got into a slapfight with a rando on his FB...but other than that nothing much from him.

I wonder if he ever figured out what he did for the holidays, when he blacked out for two weeks.

Lol tonkas always getting into the weirdest fucking fights especially with African and Indian scammers

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I need Tonka and Dalton to run off together.

 

[P. Barnes’ THOT 2.0]

I need Tonka and Dalton to run off together.

I feel like Tonka is too good for Dalton. Does dalton even know how to fish?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I feel like Tonka is too good for Dalton. Does dalton even know how to fish?

I think Tonka would lure him away to save Aidean and then beat Dalton to death.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Tonka got into a slapfight with a rando on his FB...but other than that nothing much from him.
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I wonder if he ever figured out what he did for the holidays, when he blacked out for two weeks.

"u look like a ex crackhead that changed his life and now is a police officer"



Holy shit, this is gold, you guys.

 

[VaulthunterJack]

"u look like a ex crackhead that changed his life and now is a police officer"



Holy shit, this is gold, you guys.

My favourite is "I'lll hear you coming man, I'll hear your clown shoes honking from a mile away brother" 10/10 insult from Tonka

 

[Meowzers]

My favourite is "I'lll hear you coming man, I'll hear your clown shoes honking from a mile away brother" 10/10 insult from Tonka

i can't tell if tonka is retarded or a comedic genius. he always has the best one-liners. why is he a sammieverse cast member again?

 

[Got Milk!]

i can't tell if tonka is retarded or a comedic genius. he always has the best one-liners. why is he a sammieverse cast member again?

He rags on Sarge on Facebook. Has possibly made an appearance or 2 in another cast members comment section.

ETA: I believe he went to special school with Sarge as well.

 

[Sammies#1Fan]

Tonka probably doesn't have much to do right now while Sarge is in the pokey. Maybe he should hook up with hitlerzangel?

 

[Got Milk!]

Tonka probably doesn't have much to do right now while Sarge is in the pokey. Maybe he should hook up with hitlerzangel?

At this point I need 7 pictures of big plates of food from Shoneys or Lubys or a giant plate of spaghetti and mashed potatoes. Kim gave us some golden corral pics a bit ago but I need more. Maybe your pairing would net us that because we need it back.

 

[Sammies#1Fan]

At this point I need 7 pictures of big plates of food from Shoneys or Lubys or a giant plate of spaghetti and mashed potatoes. Kim gave us some golden corral pics a bit ago but I need more. Maybe your pairing would net us that because we need it back.

Has Tonka ever graced us with his dinner pics? I don't recall. Pretty much everyone else has. I think even Sammie did fairly recently. Or at least, ET "stirred her macaroni"

 

[Big Nasty]

Sabrina seemed smart and was attractive.

If you live in North Little Rock, she's still a dream come true.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

ET "stirred her macaroni"

I’m sure whensticks his sleepy dick in Sammie’s crime scene vagina, it makes the exact same watery, squishy noise that a tub of macaroni salad makes after sitting in the sun a few hours then being stirred and decanted into old jelly jars for people to take home from the family reunion.

 

[Vi0l3t]

My favourite is "I'lll hear you coming man, I'll hear your clown shoes honking from a mile away brother" 10/10 insult from Tonka

He always is funny as fuck, which is weird from a sped.

i can't tell if tonka is retarded or a comedic genius. he always has the best one-liners. why is he a sammieverse cast member again?

Lol same, he became a member after I found sarge. Basically sarge was thirsting on Sammies stuff so I looked into it and he was too weird not to share. Tonka kept posting weird funny shit to sarge so I had to share him.

Has Tonka ever graced us with his dinner pics? I don't recall. Pretty much everyone else has. I think even Sammie did fairly recently. Or at least, ET "stirred her macaroni"

I wish he would, hes sadly never on. If he is it's not much public stuff mostly Facebook groups.

Here is his latest updates, seems like Sarges friend rebecca is talking to tonka. Also he was dating "lynnette butchard" that is Sarges ex lol.


His liked pages. Seems to like feet and big girls.


A random weird review of a business lol.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I wish John Tonka would find this thread, register an account and do an AMA. I have SO many questions. I’d pay a nominal fee ($5 or $10) for the ability to ask questions.

It’s hilarious to me that we have had years of conversations about people who are completely oblivious to this thread. Imagine finding out you are frequently mentioned on a 700+ page thread about gutter trash.