Trainwreck Alex Dacy / Alex Dzimtowicz / Wheelchair Rapunzel - 50% wholesome disability influencer, 50% that cash me outside girl

Probably he couldn't. Look at the base of the blanket, there's some sort of line running out of it.
Yeah, she's still taking tube feeds some of the time, isn't she? There are definitely leads or wires coming out of the bottom of the swaddle there, that would complicate things a bit.
 
Alex and Noah are the kind of parents you don't want holding their own kid because they just seem physically unclean.

That's a baseless judgment, but I feel how I feel.

She goes to clubs and whatever, lord knows what germs she could pick up and pass onto NICU babies. Normal people, no prob. Babies, different story. No immune system. She should shower before each visit.
 
She goes to clubs and whatever, lord knows what germs she could pick up and pass onto NICU babies. Normal people, no prob. Babies, different story. No immune system. She should shower before each visit.
Seeing as she literally didn't shower for 6 WEEKS before her C-section (and don't think she would've unless it was a requirement)!

So wouldn't be surprised if she doesn't shower now. Absolutely disgusting! If I was another parent of a baby in the same NICU, I would be absolutely fuming!
 
Seeing as she literally didn't shower for 6 WEEKS before her C-section (and don't think she would've unless it was a requirement)!

So wouldn't be surprised if she doesn't shower now. Absolutely disgusting! If I was another parent of a baby in the same NICU, I would be absolutely fuming!

That’s disgusting, full stop. Disabled or not, it’s gross to go without showering for weeks. Skin is full of bacteria. The most common bacteria pathogens are Staphylococcus aureus, group A β-hemolytic streptococci and coryneform bacteria. Herpes is the most common viral skin disease. Now I’m not saying she has any of these, but a scrape, cut, bite etc could cause any of these and without showering could lead to other issues and spreading stuff.

Someone who gets a scrape and touches it and then doesn’t clean their hand can then spread it to someone else via touch. Then there’s also the fact that staph lives on doorknobs, phones, shared items like towels, soap etc also spread staph.
 
Isn't the swaddle supposed be completely tucked in at the bottom? Like a burrito?
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Yes ish, she’s still on monitors so she needs an access window, and sometimes babies (first hand knowledge) hate swaddles. Once mine came home it was arms out or angry tiny crotch goblin. That blanket looks HUGE though, and poor squishy hitler is not the best at a lot but at least he tried. *puts gold sticker on forehead*
 
Yes ish, she’s still on monitors so she needs an access window, and sometimes babies (first hand knowledge) hate swaddles. Once mine came home it was arms out or angry tiny crotch goblin. That blanket looks HUGE though, and poor squishy hitler is not the best at a lot but at least he tried. *puts gold sticker on forehead*
I'm pretty sure he tried to "swaddle" her in a full size hospital blanket the nurse gave him to cover his booty shorts.
 
It looks so thick for being Muslin material!
*sir please hide you balls*
Have we seen him in ANY OTHER shorts since he came back from rehab? Buy the man some khaki shorts ffs. Lmfao.
If you think male modesty isn't important, imagine your husband meeting your new baby for the first time perched beside you in a pair of those.
 
If you think male modesty isn't important, imagine your husband meeting your new baby for the first time perched beside you in a pair of those.
I can’t and I won’t lmfao. Only short shorts are allowed if we are doing hella redneck shit involving fireworks, bullshit and Budweiser.
Nah legit the man’s is a mess. If he was a dad in boxers taking care of baby while I got to relax I also wouldn’t take photos for how ever many followers she has to see but she does not care and he’s too dumb. Ari is almost cozyrozy level.
 

Some hero(ine) has collated all Alex's most egregious and aged-like-milk tiktoks in one place. Could someone who's got a moment upload some of these there are some classics here like "birthing a wheelchair barbie" and "I'm bascially above the law and never have to wipe my own ass".
 

Some hero(ine) has collated all Alex's most egregious and aged-like-milk tiktoks in one place. Could someone who's got a moment upload some of these there are some classics here like "birthing a wheelchair barbie" and "I'm bascially above the law and never have to wipe my own ass".
Birthing a wheelchair Barbie is the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen.
 
"I'm bascially above the law and never have to wipe my own ass"


"birthing a wheelchair barbie"
Sorry I couldn't find this one, but I'm happy to download it if you just share the link. I think I found it, is this the one @A tree?


Bonus:
Alex is in the pool, drunk, falls backwards and would have hit her head if her friends wouldn't have caught her. The next day she doesn't remember a thing because of how intoxicated she was, but she's good.


 
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Noah pretending to be religious and all
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