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Probably he couldn't. Look at the base of the blanket, there's some sort of line running out of it.Isn't the swaddle supposed be completely tucked in at the bottom? Like a burrito?
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Probably he couldn't. Look at the base of the blanket, there's some sort of line running out of it.Isn't the swaddle supposed be completely tucked in at the bottom? Like a burrito?
Yeah, she's still taking tube feeds some of the time, isn't she? There are definitely leads or wires coming out of the bottom of the swaddle there, that would complicate things a bit.Probably he couldn't. Look at the base of the blanket, there's some sort of line running out of it.
She seems to be sleeping fine. It's not a literal requirement.You can still flip the bottom of the wrap up so they're tucked in, even with wiring, as long as the muslin is the right size.
Alex and Noah are the kind of parents you don't want holding their own kid because they just seem physically unclean.
That's a baseless judgment, but I feel how I feel.
Seeing as she literally didn't shower for 6 WEEKS before her C-section (and don't think she would've unless it was a requirement)!She goes to clubs and whatever, lord knows what germs she could pick up and pass onto NICU babies. Normal people, no prob. Babies, different story. No immune system. She should shower before each visit.
Seeing as she literally didn't shower for 6 WEEKS before her C-section (and don't think she would've unless it was a requirement)!
So wouldn't be surprised if she doesn't shower now. Absolutely disgusting! If I was another parent of a baby in the same NICU, I would be absolutely fuming!
Well, Alex seems to be hitting the hot tubs so I assume she’s clean enough.
Yes ish, she’s still on monitors so she needs an access window, and sometimes babies (first hand knowledge) hate swaddles. Once mine came home it was arms out or angry tiny crotch goblin. That blanket looks HUGE though, and poor squishy hitler is not the best at a lot but at least he tried. *puts gold sticker on forehead*Isn't the swaddle supposed be completely tucked in at the bottom? Like a burrito?
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I'm pretty sure he tried to "swaddle" her in a full size hospital blanket the nurse gave him to cover his booty shorts.Yes ish, she’s still on monitors so she needs an access window, and sometimes babies (first hand knowledge) hate swaddles. Once mine came home it was arms out or angry tiny crotch goblin. That blanket looks HUGE though, and poor squishy hitler is not the best at a lot but at least he tried. *puts gold sticker on forehead*
It looks so thick for being Muslin material!I'm pretty sure he tried to "swaddle" her in a full size hospital blanket the nurse gave him to cover his booty shorts.
If you think male modesty isn't important, imagine your husband meeting your new baby for the first time perched beside you in a pair of those.It looks so thick for being Muslin material!
*sir please hide you balls*
Have we seen him in ANY OTHER shorts since he came back from rehab? Buy the man some khaki shorts ffs. Lmfao.
I can’t and I won’t lmfao. Only short shorts are allowed if we are doing hella redneck shit involving fireworks, bullshit and Budweiser.If you think male modesty isn't important, imagine your husband meeting your new baby for the first time perched beside you in a pair of those.
Birthing a wheelchair Barbie is the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen.![]()
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Some hero(ine) has collated all Alex's most egregious and aged-like-milk tiktoks in one place. Could someone who's got a moment upload some of these there are some classics here like "birthing a wheelchair barbie" and "I'm bascially above the law and never have to wipe my own ass".
"I'm bascially above the law and never have to wipe my own ass"
"birthing a wheelchair barbie"
Someone should @ God. He'd get a kick out of this.Noah pretending to be religious and all