Inactive Jake Rapp / Jacob Dean Johnson / KingOfCucks - Survivor of Feminism

[Shugo]

I would like to pose again a question asked by our very beautiful own @Maria Mint

If your wife is routinely choking herself out with a belt, and you leave her at her lowest to chat up Fran and do coding on a dry erase board because you don't want to deal with it, what's the point of being married in the first place? Jake and Ali are just roommates who fuck sometimes and abandon each other when things get dicey. I understand Ali is insane, but something about the situation seems so cold to me.

It seems the rhetorical question asked to Jake, if both Ali and Fran were in a car accident, who would he go to console at the hospital? The answer is, if his wife Ali goes to the hospital due to intense head pain after her self-inflicted head injuries, Jake is probably spending another night at Fran's house. So the answer is, Jake picks Fran.

 

[Keystone]

I have a question for him too:

How is their financial status?

We've been going on about it over and over in Alison's thread. Jake doesn't seem to have any marketable skills that would land him a good job, or a job that pays similarly to Alison's at NoA. For them to keep living in a comfortable apartment in the nice part of Seattle, he needs to get a job that pays like NoA did.

Alison herself is quite literally unemployable in any corporate/private business position because of all the drama she has caused (and continues to cause). And like all BPD cases, Alison has taken down people close to her during her death spiral. Namely, she's almost certainly torpedoed Jake's chance at a good job since the name "Rapp" yields interesting results on a Google search (Aren't you glad you took your wife's last name now, Jake?)

Best she could hope for is a job at a fast food place, but being the uppity whore she is, she wouldn't deign herself to a job like that; a job for common people, not special snowflakes like her. Jake's parents probably would let him move back in with them, but no way in hell would they let Alison come too. Dunno if Jake could stand moving out of the "enlightened" bastion of liberal culture that is the PNW (Pacific Northwest) for "cold six months out of the year" MN though.

Alison's family is thoroughly fucked beyond repair from what I recall, so she doesn't have much to go back to. And, again, her being uppity removes the possibility of her moving back to Buttfuck, Nowhere, Midwest USA.

I realize I sound a bit smarmy here, but it looks like the clock is tick tick ticking, Jake. What are you going to do when time is up and reality comes knocking?

 

[exposethebad]

After reading what he wrote it just confirms nearly everything that people have speculated about and outright stated here - he is utterly pathetic.

I have a question for you though Jake which doesn't violate you not wanting to give information about other people. What positives do you actually feel this relationship delivers to you/your life? I mean, seriously, you have wasted years of your life on an absolute trainwreck who won't bare you children and even if she did would you actually want said trainwreck mothering your kids? You are a figure of fun by, basically, anyone who takes the ten seconds to look into an issue and you even went as far to remove your own identity and last name to appease a woman who is getting pile driven by multiple dudes... for money.

I mean, seriously, what do you actually gain from being even remotely in any type of relationship with her? From where I am standing you are her servant, a mere slave to be called upon when she needs something. Where as you gain absolutely not a single thing. Point being, if something doesn't bring anything positive, why waste your time? Don't you have even the remotest level of dignity? She is a f'ing prostitute Jake.... you can play make believe all you want and pretend like such things don't exist but she is.... and, on top of that... she is quasi retarded with her mental issues. So I ask again, what positives do you actually receive from being even in proximity to this person?

 

[Taily Puff]

After reading what he wrote it just confirms nearly everything that people have speculated about and outright stated here - he is utterly pathetic.

I actually thought that everyone was being way too hard on Jake. He seemed like a pretty cool dude who wasn't afraid of anything (except his wife). I assumed that he was a meek pawn in a sick game Alison was playing and could do a lot better. Then he started speaking for himself and that whole image collapsed. Now it's pretty obvious that Jake is exactly the same as the whore he married. The exact same type of self obsessed, short sighted, belief in their own importance despite not having actually contributed to or accomplished anything in their life, 'Why can't I eat ice cream for dinner daddy? Life isn't fair I want ice cream!' type of self destructive trash.

I say this with absolute sincerity: Good luck Jake Rapp.

You abandoned your father's name and millions of years of finely tuned instinct in favor of occasionally getting off in a skinny blonde bitch who put herself in the ER and doesn't really like you all that much. Neither one of you understands what love is outside of some dime store romance novel concept of being attracted to each other, and neither of you will ever make the other one a better person in any possible sense of the word. Your terrible decisions will continue to compound, masked under the concept of 'quirk' until you've reached a point of critical failure that neither of you will be able to crawl away from. Inevitably, one of you will fail before the other, and instead of helping you'll watch the other die in the dust while pretending you made it out. But you'll follow the exact same way. You traded the honor of having a loving family and a loyal companion in favor of cartoon slippers and 'goofy' anime trinkets, and the same downfall that hits one will consume the other shortly after.

(Also, laughing at your public tweets isn't stalking. If you're horrified at the idea of people repeating the things you say, don't put those things on the internet.)

 

[Cybermorph]

Jake, thanks for joining the Farms and talking to us today. You handled yourself a lot better than the other cows that do the same. Hell, I can't abide by any of your lifestyle choices, but the fact that you made the effort to explain your situation to us on our terms was a pretty solid move. While what you said comes across as a mix of denial, rationalization, and cognitive dissonance, what you did took guts. You're alright, kid.

That said, a lot of the animosity shown towards Alison/your relationship comes from the fact that almost nowhere in her compulsive stream of tweets does she ever mention you, let alone send some positive or romantic words in your direction. Is she more affectionate in person? Do you just not care about that sort of thing? If so, what does Alison do to make you feel loved or appreciated?

 

[Taily Puff]

Is she more affectionate in person?

I'm actually extremely curious about this too, and asked a similar thing which never got a response.

Your internet presence and your personal life aren't necessarily identical, and I'm fully willing to accept that what goes on in the Rapp Pack is actually much sweeter and more compassionate that the internet gets a glimpse at.

But then I have to ask why we're getting detailed blogs about Alison beating the shit out of herself while Jake is on a date, and why Jake is posting pictures of him crying into multiple tubs of ice cream, and we're still not seeing any traces of affection. It's not my life, they're free to be as miserable as they want. But why are we getting feedback about our observations if they're actually happy? Why aren't they just curling up together in a fuckbuddy pile and ignoring an autistic forum that has a strict policy against actually doing things and admits point blank that nothing going on here is personal?

 

[Cybermorph]

For Jake's sake, I really hope that she is more affectionate in person. I can almost do the mental gymnastics to put myself in the mindset of being totally fine with "Okay, honey, I'm going to play Single Female Gamer on twitter to earn enough betabux for us to pay the rent this month," but even that's depressing as all hell. I fear that the truth is much more sordid.

@KingOfCucks, did you or Alison ever read a book called "The Five Love Languages?" How did that resonate? What would you say your primary/secondary love language is, and what would you say Ali's are? Referring specifically to 'Words of Affirmation" here.

EDIT: Wording/clarification.

 

[Spellskite]

It'll be interesting to see if Jake keeps the holier-than-thou, self-absorbed attitude after the divorce.

I guess if I'm going to ask a question, it would be @KingOfCucks , why did you state that being poly made you part of LGBT? I thought your kind was against cultural appropriation.

 

[Taily Puff]

"The Five Love Languages?"

Great book btw.

It'll be interesting to see if Jake keeps the holier-than-thou, self-absorbed attitude after the divorce.

Real currency says they never get a divorce as we know the word. If they separate without violence, it'll be a non-legal separation where no paperwork is filed. One that turns into a nightmare explosion of paperwork a few years later when it turns out one of them started a real family.

 

[X68000]

Where's the leaked prostitution pics? Wish I could find that shit in the OP!

 

[Dog Prom 3D]

I can't find it now but several pages back someone noted that polyamory is one of the worst romantic situations for a borderline because it feeds into one of the key symptoms of the condition - fear of abandonment. This is an excellent point.

It no longer matters who suggested polyamory in the first place. Alison has a personality disorder and lots of maladaptive coping mechanisms. If she is doing herself harm when Jake is with his polyamory side piece, polyamory needs to stop. Even if Jake doesn't ever want to return to monogamy the kindest thing would be to divorce Alison and form a primary union with a woman who at the very least doesn't have a disorder that is exacerbated by polyamory.

Don't get me wrong. Alison and Jake both suck as human beings. I'm not expressing a feeling that Alison is in any way a victim. But it's really unsettling that he knows Alison is a borderline, he knows the characteristics of the disorder, he knows Alison harms herself in a manner that could cause her to become the next Julie Terryberry, and he hasn't stopped seeing Fran in order to spare his wife misery. It reads almost as if he is punishing her, getting in a few psychic punches to pay her back for being a prostitute and encouraging him to become one, too.

Honestly these two are a goddamn Albee play. It's George and Martha, playing out their dysfunction online. George seems to the the put-upon spouse but the longer they rage, the more people they seduce, the more they shout, the clearer it becomes that it's a 50-50 proposition of cruelty.

 

[Bulk Bogan]

@KingOfCucks I actually have a couple questions I don't think have been asked yet.

Number one: Are you still straight? If so, it'd be nice to have an explanation about... well gosh, just everything we have on that subject. If not, when did you discover you were in the GLBT family?

Second question: How do you feel about the company your wife keeps? I don't mean romantic partners or anything along those lines, I mean the people she speaks to on Twitter and the like. People like Nora Reed especially, those with threads here. Do you think those relationships are good for her?

 

[Kosher Dill]

Where's the leaked prostitution pics? Wish I could find that shit in the OP!

You can see them on her escort page http://www.mariamint.com which is astonishingly still up after all this.
Or check here, or there are a bunch of others.

EDIT: or did you mean Jake's?
https://archive.is/lHX5X

 

[X68000]

EDIT: or did you mean Jake's?
https://archive.is/lHX5X

Yeeeeah that's the good shit. Thanks pal

 

[Maradontia]

I don't really find Jake all that entertaining. Ali is the train wreck, Jake is just the idiot that refuses to get off.

But I do have a question. When other guys are fucking Ali, do they use condoms or go bareback? Is she on birth control and what do yous do to prevent STDs?

 

[Maria Mint]

I don't really find Jake all that entertaining. Ali is the train wreck, Jake is just the idiot that refuses to get off.

I don't know. After Jake showing up here and chatting, he and Ali seem like the perfect dysfunctional couple. She's a borderline pixie dream girl and he's some kind of marginally sociopathic enabler. A normal person would just cut Ali loose, but Jake has built up "emotional walls" to the point where his wife admitting herself to the ER is just Ali being a little mentally ill scamp.

Their whole arrangement just gets crazier and crazier, which is why I find it all fascinating.

 

[Keystone]

Don't get me wrong. Alison and Jake both suck as human beings. I'm not expressing a feeling that Alison is in any way a victim. But it's really unsettling that he knows Alison is a borderline, he knows the characteristics of the disorder, he knows Alison harms herself in a manner that could cause her to become the next Julie Terryberry, and he hasn't stopped seeing Fran in order to spare his wife misery. It reads almost as if he is punishing her, getting in a few psychic punches to pay her back for being a prostitute and encouraging him to become one, too.

No kidding. Him letting her do that to herself, and doing things that he knows will cause her to self-harm is definitely revenge for all the things she's robbed him of; even though he let her do it to him, and that anger he surely feels at her is partly misplaced. In fact after reading his little Q&A session I think the prospect of him leaving is more attractive now than ever before. If he leaves, he gets to try and salvage the wreckage of his life with a lady who seems to actually like him. Alison would move on to new prey, perhaps a rich sugar daddy if she hasn't lost her predatory instincts.

If he stays and intentionally torments her out of pure spite, Alison may very well end up like poor Julie. And I'll tell you what, if that happens, with everything we now know about Jake, I'd hold him partly responsible.

 

[Eponine]

Has anyone asked him about the bags under Ali's eyes? Is it a condition or is she not getting enough sleep?

 

[Clockwork Dragon]

I have a question, @KingOfCucks. How do you see yourself in the future? Where do you think you will be in a year, 5 years, 10 years? What do you want to happen?

 

[Tranny Dick Noballs]

I hope you don't mind me saying, @KingOfCucks you have a beautiful penis. It's truly a thing of beauty (just a pity about the piercing though). My question to you: Now that it seems obvious that you and Ali are heading for separation, will you be taking Fran's surname?

Did I mention, that I think Fran is a stunning girl, and I honestly think that you're going to be better off with her. As for Ali, just make sure to change the locks after she moves out.

Yes, the one who got TerryBuried. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/julie-terryberry.18477/

Aaw, I liked Julie. Her milk was delicious; she was batshit crazy and she had awful hygiene. RIP girl - May you be reincarnated sooner rather than later.