Inactive Jake Rapp / Jacob Dean Johnson / KingOfCucks - Survivor of Feminism

[Skelter Helter]

where neither of them have the balls or understanding of the real world.

What's even better is that Jake "Hot Mess Coach" Rapp will not only "coach" you about conflict resolution, effective communication, emotional wellness, and stress management. He'll coach you through "basic life management shit, like budgeting, day planning, career satisfaction, etc."

I'm sure that all of Seattle will be climbing over each other to get advice on basic life management from an unemployed barista and failed (?) male escort.

I mean, career satisfaction? He was a fucking barista. The only career he came within smelling distance of was his wife's, and we all saw how that one went.

So I should've just been grateful Nintendo threw us a bone for the rest of my life at the expense of never being able to lead a weird life?

No doubt he provides stellar life management coaching.

 

[PTNR 2.0]

"Coach Jake, I need help. It's getting harder and harder to get our bills paid on time, our savings are nearly exhausted and we've got a couple things under threat of being sent to collections! We were thinking of trying to consolidate and take out a small loan or selling off some of our assets - the few that we have - but wanted to ask you first!"

"Hmm. Have you ever considered quitting your jobs, blaming Gamergate for it and then crying into your icecream while your hooker wife complains about you on Twitter moments after she gets done pegging you with a dildo and recording it? That's what didn't work for me."

 

[AnOminous]

When I hear the name "Hot Mess Coach" all it makes me think about is he's some kind of scat fetishist teacher.

 

[Maradontia]

It reminds me of that one column by a literal cuckold who sleeps alone at night in his house with his children

"His" children.

after she gets done pegging you with a dildo and recording it?

She was "massaging his thighs."

 

[Muncie Anderson]

Either that or she was breathing over his shoulder the whole time. I'd believe it.

I could believe it, too. Alison didn't post any hysterical "husband is talking to kiwifarms CRYIN RN" tweets, so either she was in on it secretly, or she was too busy preparing to move to the new apartment.

Although we did get the very insightful post about Alison eating too many Doritos and feeling like she could vomit...

 

[Bloody bunny]

I could believe it, too. Alison didn't post any hysterical "husband is talking to kiwifarms CRYIN RN" tweets, so either she was in on it secretly, or she was too busy preparing to move to the new apartment.

Although we did get the very insightful post about Alison eating too many Doritos and feeling like she could vomit...

and she likes to choke herself half to death.

 

[KingOfCucks]

Woooooowww. Holy Bananas I step away for not even 48 hours and this place got toxic as shit! Give the people what they want and they will burn that shit down. Shout out to all the folks the think I'm literally the most pathetic excuse for a human being - guess someone's gotta be the lowest rung on the ladder so we can all feel better about ourselves I really do wanna give a genuine shout out to the people asking questions for legitimate curiosity, but I don't really feel like sifting through this heap of crap much longer. I assure you, they were read! I've had a couple farms people reach out to try and have a more civil conversation elsewhere and I do believe I'll be taking that option and seeing myself out the door. Hope you're able to join! And guys, triple digits! wooooo!!

 

[The Viking of Disapproval]

Since this thread is going to shit at light speed, I do have one question. @KingOfCucks

Jake, do you realize this whole crusade against Alison started because of her stances on child pornography? That it wasn't some unfounded attack by GamerGate just because she was a woman in the video game industry? Her thesis is what brought her infamy, and was one of the main reasons for her getting a thread in the first place. None of your personal life would have been shoved into the spotlight had it not been for that paper. You said you haven't read it in its entirety, but don't you think you should? Do you not think child porn is morally reprehensible?

I feel like you're misunderstanding one of the key factors in what makes Alison such a target for hate. None of this started as "trolling" for the sake of trolling. The hate and anger towards her is justified. Her views are disgusting and harmful to children.

@KingOfCucks Can you at least address this one? Please & thanks.

 

[Funnybone]

Oh my god the idea of the way this guy sounds like irl
"woah bro I use sarcasm constantly to mask my insecurity to make myself seem like I'm emotionally above you all. Them negative vibes. Peace!!!"

Also lol at the kiwis who actually want to chat to this boring hipster outside of the farms.

 

[*Asterisk*]

Woooooowww. Holy Bananas I step away for not even 48 hours and this place got toxic as shit! Give the people what they want and they will burn that shit down. Shout out to all the folks the think I'm literally the most pathetic excuse for a human being - guess someone's gotta be the lowest rung on the ladder so we can all feel better about ourselves I really do wanna give a genuine shout out to the people asking questions for legitimate curiosity, but I don't really feel like sifting through this heap of crap much longer. I assure you, they were read! I've had a couple farms people reach out to try and have a more civil conversation elsewhere and I do believe I'll be taking that option and seeing myself out the door. Hope you're able to join! And guys, triple digits! wooooo!!

Congrats, Jake.

During the course of less than a week, you've shown dozens of people who were on your side that even Alison doesn't deserve a useless cuck such as yourself.

You are to kept cucks what Nancy Lanza was to autistic parents. Should Ali fumble her useless way to suicide, mothercucker, you're an accomplice.

 

[Shugo]

Also lol at the kiwis who actually want to chat to this boring hipster outside of the farms.

I don't think that's very many anymore after seeing how he avoids the hard questions and intentionally keeps things vague to keep anyone from actually knowing about the true nature of his relationship(s). He seems keenly aware of how no one approves of his lifestyle, or how he and his wife interact, so to keep himself away from the hard truths of the specifics of why he and his wife are toxic to each other and heading towards a metaphorical trainwreck of a relationship, he won't let us pick apart exactly WHY he and Ali are so shitty together.

Real talk: if your family doesn't approve of your pile of shit you call a marriage, if your boss is routinely ridiculing you for dating another woman while married and asking you how you can love two women unconditionally at the same time, if no one outside of your swingers circle approves of your lifestyle, Jake, then maybe there's something wrong with you and Ali, and not something wrong with the world. Maybe they're not just being judgemental because you just want to live a "weird life" and how it's extremely stifling to hold a job if you can't prostitute yourself and your wife.

Woooooowww. Holy Bananas I step away for not even 48 hours and this place got toxic as shit!

You stepped away from your wife for 48 hours and your wife slammed her head into your bedroom wall, strangled herself, and went to the ER for self inflicted injuries. What kind of marriage do you two have to be apart for this kind of shit? Maybe you should leave her as well as this forum.

 

[The Viking of Disapproval]

Kinda disappointed that he pussy-footed around the harder hitting questions. I guess he really doesn't care that his wife supports kiddy diddlers. Either that or he doesn't want to accept it. I'm not exactly surprised/he's a megacuck, etc. But goddamn, dude.

 

[Dynamite Ninja]

I really do wanna give a genuine shout out to the people asking questions for legitimate curiosity.

No you do not. Stop lying.

I assure you, they were read!

I call bullshit on this part as well.

I've had a couple farms people reach out to try and have a more civil conversation elsewhere and I do believe I'll be taking that option and seeing myself out the door.

You're not fucking fooling anybody. Either have the conversation here, or don't even bother at all.

 

[Pikimon]

@KingOfCucks all you did was step around questions that hurt your feelings for an hour.

 

[MG 620]

Now I feel cucked.

 

[Hyperion]

@KingOfCucks a few questions.

1. Who is your favorite Orange is the New Black character? I like Red

2. What's your favorite WW2 move? If you say anything other than Fury, then its on like donkey kong son.

3. What if I ran up to you in the street and told you to crew it up and run that shop? What would you say

 

[Maria Mint]

@KingOfCucks all you did was step around questions that hurt your feelings for an hour.

Pretty much. Jake showed up and squandered any and all goodwill people had for him by being his honest, American Psycho self, and is now bowing out because he's not getting the ticker tape parade he imagined in his mind. I do disagree with him avoiding posts that hurt his feelings though, since I don't think he really cares or can be hurt in that way. He just avoided questions that poke holes in the image he wanted to portray as an "aw shucks, y'all" polyamorous-because-feminism-and-not-because-he-wants-to-bang-everyone-and-not-care dude.

 

[exposethebad]

Now that his goofus ass has shown up on here I wouldn't be surprised if the skank shows either in hiding or not. Figured it would happen sooner or later that they would get so manic while realizing how many read these to try to sneak some baloney on the "record".

 

[ActualKiwi]

Now that his goofus ass has shown up on here I wouldn't be surprised if the skank shows either in hiding or not. Figured it would happen sooner or later that they would get so manic while realizing how many read these to try to sneak some baloney on the "record".

Most kiwis would bet that Alison was probably looking over his shoulder the entire time he was posting here

 

[captn_kettle]

I've always wondered. A lot of lolcows tend to allegedly receive rape threats. Due to jake and alis line of work, would they receive rape threats or just conspiracies to commit robbery?