Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

The end of EvaXephon?


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Hey, look at this grab from Twitter.
This girl is probably thinking, "he wasn't what I was expecting..."
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She looks scared :lol:
 
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Hey, look at this grab from Twitter.
This girl is probably thinking, "he wasn't what I was expecting..."
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She looks scared :lol:

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Dat smug mouth, dat shirt. Er, nice to see that he interacts with his fans....if it wasn't for the fact that he mocked the curious ones in the form of Midori Gurin. For once in my life, I'd like to punch him..
 
I'm not a fighting game sperg but i played lots of games on arcades and after playing that thing for almost half an hour, here my honest review:

(PS: There is no sound. There is no story. There is only 1 playable character at 1 stage. There is only 1 round with infinite timer. After the 0 the game keeps going. Your enemy never attacks and i don't think it can be controlled either. There is no restart either, you have to refresh the site.)

If you never played a fighting game you can probably have some fun by doing some easy combos in this for like, 15-120 minutes. But after that there is nothing, it can't even be called a pre-alpha prototype, much less a game. In other words, it's just like Yandere Simulator.

Pros:
+I laughed at this ridiculous crouch mid kick animation that does 5 hits and has 1 frame per kick (actually goes super fast but the hitstun makes it slow)

Cons:
-Everything else.
 
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I expected nothing and i still got disappointed.
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This is a face that screams "I have seen some shit."

I'm just going to pop the question, but what crawled into Eva's mind and had him think that this kind of face was a good idea for a game? Let alone a CG model in general? Just from the snapshots alone, this looks worse than YanSim. And that's already looking more and more messy every day.
 
He/she is apparently a very good modder, to the point they made their own "modder program" but is too afraid to upload the mod because Alex hates them. They did upload at the subreddit but it was removed. This made the user afraid of ever posting a mod again but they still post pictures of him using mods anyway. Another user made a tool to help mod and an interesting conversation happened: https://www.reddit.com/r/yandere_si...escripthook_custom_scripting_and_more/d4m2qad

This gotta be one of the saddest things i've ever read. I dont even know what is worse.

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This user can customize Yanderechan and change her gender while Alex had no idea. They're clearly WAAAAY more talented than Alex but they refuse to make public mods/tools in fear of "ruining the game" or upseting Alex. He somehow scared a stranger of creating good optional content for his game for free.

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This person can make game super game changing mods in a few hours while Alex "I work 12 hours a day" Mahan takes weeks to make small changes and relies on volunteers to do add anything original. Either Alex barely works at all or he is really that fucking bad at programing.
What a fucking asshole.
People are actually being productive and making the game better than he ever could and he's all like, "UGHH EMAILZ! DON'T CHANGE MY YANDEREWAIFU'S GENDER!!!" taking his fans creativity for granted.
He expected Mike Z to kiss his ass over THIS abomination?
Sure, this is nice beginner's stuff, but this is no where NEAR professional levels of impressive.

THOSE MODELS! Did Eva make them himself? No wonder he bought YandereSim's models from the asset store!
 
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this guy couldn't alienate his audience any further. the fact that you have people interested enough in the game to be modding it like this should be very flattering, but because they're doing stuff he doesn't want them to do, he has them scared to post it. i'm willing to bet he could learn a thing or two if it was posted, but just because they're too 'normie' for his tastes then he won't accept it.

he has to face facts, whatever the intended audience for the game was, the actual audience is different. almost reminds me of sjw logic: e.g. you can't wear a sari if you're white, and you can't play YanSim unless you're from /a/ (but even those guys hate YanDev).

also, he somehow manages to look way worse than i expected in that recent pic. how old is he again?
 
this guy couldn't alienate his audience any further. the fact that you have people interested enough in the game to be modding it like this should be very flattering, but because they're doing stuff he doesn't want them to do, he has them scared to post it. i'm willing to bet he could learn a thing or two if it was posted, but just because they're too 'normie' for his tastes then he won't accept it.

he has to face facts, whatever the intended audience for the game was, the actual audience is different. almost reminds me of sjw logic: e.g. you can't wear a sari if you're white, and you can't play YanSim unless you're from /a/ (but even those guys hate YanDev).

He's desperately trying to get asspats from the chans. They shat on him and now I understand why.

As for the fighting game, if he made that model it looks like a knockoff from the very early 90s' attempt at 3D. Still dodgy of him to pretend that he could model in YanSim.
 
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