Mar-27-2023 - Chris is out of custody

[Male Idiot]

I thought that too but the other arm is normal.

Yeah, it’s likely that. Or he did not alternate fapping arms while locked up.

One arm strong, one arm normal, hmmm... with a sedentary lifetime and dreams of barbussy, I think he became the Comuppancer.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

Yeah, they exist but first of all they tend to be for people actually too mentally ill to take care of themselves, as opposed to too lazy to take care of themselves, like Chris.

>Chris
>Capable of taking care of himself

I’ve seen group homes for autistic kids who grew into adults and their parents got too old to take care of them. Many of the residents reminded me of Chris. Not all of them were pants-soiling, self-injuring, drooling nonverbals. These places are often able to place the residents with minimum wage (or less) jobs where tard behavior is tolerated because the employer gets a nice tax incentive.

 

[King Kiwi]

>Chris
>Capable of taking care of himself

I’ve seen group homes for autistic kids who grew into adults and their parents got too old to take care of them. Many of the residents reminded me of Chris. Not all of them were pants-soiling, self-injuring, drooling nonverbals. These places are often able to place the residents with minimum wage (or less) jobs where tard behavior is tolerated because the employer gets a nice tax incentive.

Damn I was wondering why they let me stay.

But seriously no one is going to hire Chris.

...

And then he somehow gets a job and I'm screwed.

 

[ChooChooChooseMe]

I'm assuming this is why all the flags are half mast today and not for...uh...the other thing that happened yesterday

 

[Quijibo69]

Kill Chris. Behead Chris. Roundhouse kick Chris into the concrete. Slam dunk Chris into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Sonichus. Defecate in a Sonichu's food. Launch Chris into the sun. Stir fry Chris in a wok. Toss Sonichus into a active volcanoes. Urinate into a Sonichu's gas tank. Judo throw Chris into a wood chipper. Twist Chris's heads off. Report Chris to the IRS. Karate chop Chris in half. Curb stomp pregnant Barbras. Trap Chris in quicksand. Crush Chris in the trash compactor. Liquefy Chris in a vat of acid. Eat Chris. Dissect Chris. Exterminate Chris in the gas chamber. Stomp Sonichu skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate Chris in the oven. Lobotomize Chris. Mandatory abortions for Barbra. Grind Sonichu fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Chris in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Chris with a ray gun. Kick old Sonichus down the stairs. Feed Chris to alligators. Slice Chris with a katana.

Looks like Chris' first post after being in jail for a year an a half.

 

[Lindy64]

Or he is. Just too stupid to retrive acces to his old accounts, so he is creating new accounts which are ATM unknown.

I feel like they would've been found by now if that was the case, or maybe I'm just being naive since it seems interest in CWC has somewhat winded down since the arrest

 

[Elämällä on väliä]

To promote his "ideas" anonymously?

It isn't impossible. Remember, our Chrissy at one point carved own vagina with a rusted knife covered in cat piss.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Whats with his arms has bro been on that ethiopian diet in prison??

Matches his twig legs. I wonder if Chris even bothered to use weights, but this is Chris we're talking about.

I dont know why people think that if he was sent to a group home he'd be without internet, a group home is neither a prison or a mental institution. It's a home for the retarded where they get assistance with daily tasks. It's to help them to live fullfilling lives despite their handicaps.

Bob should have sent him to a group home instead of PVCC. Too bad Chris had to waste his life. It might be hard for him to effectively start over, but it's what's best for him at this moment.

 

[Fapcop]

>Chris
>Capable of taking care of himself

I’ve seen group homes for autistic kids who grew into adults and their parents got too old to take care of them. Many of the residents reminded me of Chris. Not all of them were pants-soiling, self-injuring, drooling nonverbals. These places are often able to place the residents with minimum wage (or less) jobs where tard behavior is tolerated because the employer gets a nice tax incentive.

Well, Chris IS capable of taking care of himself.

Internet retardation aside, he’s been paying his bills and living a mostly independent life for years now.

(Mostly independent as in: Barb has been out of the picture in regards to parenting for years now.)

If you found Chris a place to live, he’d bitch and moan and beg for money online, but I’m pretty sure the bills would get paid. Chris may be dumb, but he’s smart enough to realize that bad things will happen if he doesn’t pay rent and electricity.

It’s not like he won’t pay the power bill because he’ll make Sonichu run super fast to make electricity on a treadmill, as entertaining as that might have been.


And as far as the authorities concerned, Chris is an emancipated adult, who’s been living off his SSID for two decades now.

There are places for tards as they go from children to young adults, but there aren’t many places for people like Chris. The system isn’t really geared towards it.

Matches his twig legs. I wonder if Chris even bothered to use weights, but this is Chris we're talking about.

Bob should have sent him to a group home instead of PVCC. Too bad Chris had to waste his life. It might be hard for him to effectively start over, but it's what's best for him at this moment.

The best laid plans by loving dads, ruined by autism. Many such cases.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

>Chris
>Capable of taking care of himself

I’ve seen group homes for autistic kids who grew into adults and their parents got too old to take care of them. Many of the residents reminded me of Chris. Not all of them were pants-soiling, self-injuring, drooling nonverbals. These places are often able to place the residents with minimum wage (or less) jobs where tard behavior is tolerated because the employer gets a nice tax incentive.

I know someone who is moving into one of these because he’s broke and autistic. The housing prices forced him out, but from what I understand he’s essentially given a free place to live in return for helping the elderly or something like that. I don’t know how common that arrangement is but it seems better than a handout.

 

[Fapcop]

I know someone who is moving into one of these because he’s broke and autistic. The housing prices forced him out, but from what I understand he’s essentially given a free place to live in return for helping the elderly or something like that. I don’t know how common that arrangement is but it seems better than a handout.

Yeah… Not sure if placing Chris in a house full of elderly women is the best idea.

Soul bonding and all.

 

[MoonlightMoo]

I know someone who is moving into one of these because he’s broke and autistic. The housing prices forced him out, but from what I understand he’s essentially given a free place to live in return for helping the elderly or something like that. I don’t know how common that arrangement is but it seems better than a handout.

At this point, Chris getting housing in exchange of helping the elderly sounds like wet dream for him.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

Queen Christine is released and a trans shooting happens at nearly the same time? This feels like bad juju.

 

[Fornicario]

At this point, Chris getting housing in exchange of helping the elderly sounds like wet dream for him.

Yet Chris getting housing in exchange for helping the elderly clean up after the wet dreams will exhaust his humanitarian side quickly, unless he gets the idea to make Barb jealous by "soul bonding" with another resident. Hopefully this one is willing or Chris will discover what "unrepentant sexual offender" means to the court.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I took a look at Chris's Twitter page and it seems like Chris just went ahead and abandoned it rather delete it since it has no activity since July 2021

You mean he hasn't posted on twitter since being arrested? That is perplexing.

 

[Catloaf]

The thing is, Chris DOESN'T want to work. He's capable of taking care of himself and at the very least work a part time job. It wasn't Barb who was taking care of him. It was the opposite. Even if he is put in a tard house, he will have to work.

 

[Angry Nipple]

Hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your pickle suit, cause they soul bonding with everybody out hereView attachment 4896448

The pickle suits are especially important for the merge. Protect them at all costs.

 

[God Empress of Mankind]

>Chris
>Capable of taking care of himself

I’ve seen group homes for autistic kids who grew into adults and their parents got too old to take care of them. Many of the residents reminded me of Chris. Not all of them were pants-soiling, self-injuring, drooling nonverbals. These places are often able to place the residents with minimum wage (or less) jobs where tard behavior is tolerated because the employer gets a nice tax incentive.

I did some basic level research and found a group of homes owned by: The Brambles Residential and Day Programs. This at least confirms that they do exist in VA, which isn't that much of a shock. I don't think it was this company specifically, but it's a start. Digging deeper I found a place called "The Arc of Piedmont". Still no clue or confirmation but again, it's a start.

 

[37yearolddickrightnow]

Will he get placed in housing similar to Lucas Werner? Both are on lifelong tugboats, and both have behavioral issues. Imagine them as roommates! The milk would flow like the spices of Arrakis!

 

[TVB]

The thing is, Chris DOESN'T want to work. He's capable of taking care of himself and at the very least work a part time job. It wasn't Barb who was taking care of him. It was the opposite. Even if he is put in a tard house, he will have to work.

The only thing he wants to do is beg for money. That, and also find more cats.