Horrorcow Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride / Hat Box / Old Uncle Anime - Con Artist, Abuser, Sexual Harasser, Drove Alec Holowka to Suicide.

If you sleep with Chelsea, you are automatically a cuck even if you're the guy cucking her official boyfriend.

If you sleep with Chelsea, you should just check how many STDs you've just got, and worry about being a cuck after that.
 
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You don't even know what the following questions were. Maybe it was "does being a man influence your character selection options?" or "does your penis get in the way while gaming on the sofa?"

Sometimes being a woman doesn't magically make your opinion super important. I know that's news to Chelsea because she's managed to pin her narcissism on her sex. She knows all about focus groups but somehow can't imagine any situation where they wouldn't get useful information from a female respondent and might not want to pay for the response? Dumb.


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There has to be somebody you haven't fucked to serve as a control.
 
Yo I know this is old news but if you never looked at you should check out zoe's report it's really interesting. You'll notice the pagemaker skills are on point through the whole thing:
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Really impressive looking but what gets me are the photos:
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"Oh my god I'm getting downvoted!
Ki113r_Kl0wNn is going to drop a rape bomb on my family?"

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"Another dickpic on tinder?"
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FBI pays me 73% of what a man would make to analyse MrZ's hard drive

But the content is a bunch of meaningless non-points
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Why are 3 and 4 so redundant??
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Looks like someone at northeastern was inspired to invent a fluff mnemonic to fight against the war on women while trying to pick a retirement fund manager and then realized that it wouldn't show up in search results without another P.
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Good thing there is a link to the complete timeline I'm sure it'll help the folks at the UN make decisions how to protect women. Here's some more fluff:
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Not sure what to say about cyberviolence? Well then talk about violence, then talk about cyber. Put them together and it's cyber-violence.

Every once in awhile she gets to the point.
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There is some good stuff here but even when she does talk about actual problems she manages to deflate any concern she might be fostering by including first world problems:
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And things that don't even really make sense:
Do people really use false identity documents to commit violence against women on the internet? Like how does that work? Isn't that usually a serious crime anyhow?
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Of course it's massive the thought that she should get right to the point because these are extremely busy people is totally foreign to these types because they're used to getting bad marks for short papers and writing pieces designed to cite a bunch of their friends into group relevance.​

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I love all the pictures of them there, Anita looks fine but somehow Zoe thought getting ready to speak at the UN involved covering up her tats and dying her hair a respectable shade of purple with matching finger nail polish. The gauges and choker necklace are great too. She should have had her hair back probably but if you're going to keep it forward at least use it to hide your gauges. She might not agree with the conservative nature of some of the people she's speaking to but if you actually give a shit about your cause you put those sorts of things aside so that you can effectively deliver your message. But this was a cool moment for zoe and she doesn't actually care. All of the the background people look completely uninterested in anything they have to say​


You can't go into the UN where a bunch of these people have fought in actual wars, escaped genocide, and survived the systemic raping of their women and children, where at work every day they're trying to tackle slavery, famine, war and pollution and get taken seriously just for having citations and high gloss paper like in the USA. Zoe and Anita were not expecting this because even their bad days are probably relatively comfortable compared to at least a few billion other people on the planet and they probably resent having their time wasted.
Does anyone know anything about the people an process involved in getting them there?
 
Rofl I hope not because it was probably at least a major loss of personal capital if not the terminal point of at least one person's career. Throwing away your life for a meh looking girl, she's not even young and meh like her porn days.

Lol not sure about zoe's deal but a normal photoshoot of any kind involved taking a bazillion pictures and picking just a fraction of the best ones.
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These are not unfortunate frames off a video these are off of her shoot and presumably as hot as she could look in her prime and since someone intended to make money off these, also touched up in photoshop. Most people's glamor shots from the mall look better than this.
Remember the good ole days when you had to look like this to be a waste of space who gets through life on blowjobs:
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Does anyone know anything about the people an process involved in getting them there?

Several UN entities formed a working group to author a paper on the online harassment of women, which they termed "online violence."

Neither Sarkeesian nor Quinn seem to have been involved in the working group or with authoring the paper. It looks like they were simply two of many people asked to speak at the launch of the paper (which has since been retracted), presumably because they were victims of "online violence."
 
Several UN entities formed a working group to author a paper on the online harassment of women, which they termed "online violence."

Neither Sarkeesian nor Quinn seem to have been involved in the working group or with authoring the paper. It looks like they were simply two of many people asked to speak at the launch of the paper (which has since been retracted), presumably because they were victims of "online violence."
What in the actual fuck. I can't believe the UN selected people to work on that. Like I could have written up better content than that. I get the length and fluff now though. If they put together a whole group of people to work on that paper they needed to make it look like they did something. There simply isn't that much legitimate to say about it, there is some swatting, stalking, cp, there are dudes creeping on little kids in chat, some school bullies, revenge porn , and some human trafficking I could get probably 27 pages out of that including some illustrations, a table of contents, cover pages, citations, some words on prevention and mitigation, glossery, and an introduction. At least my version would be on point and worth talking about. Still almost half the size of what they got.

They didn't even touch on ISIS using the internet to lure teenage girls to be slaves and that had been and still was hot news at the time.
 
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What in the actual fuck. I can't believe the UN selected people to work on that. Like I could have written up better content than that. I get the length and fluff now though. If they put together a whole group of people to work on that paper they needed to make it look like they did something. There simply isn't that much legitimate to say about it, there is some swatting, stalking, cp, there are dudes creeping on little kids in chat, some school bullies, revenge porn , and some human trafficking I could get probably 27 pages out of that including some illustrations, a table of contents, cover pages, citations, some words on prevention and mitigation, glossery, and an introduction. At least my version would be on point and worth talking about. Still almost half the size of what they got.

They didn't even touch on ISIS using the internet to lure teenage girls to be slaves and that had been and still was hot news at the time.
You expected SJWs to mention Islam in a negative light? Yeah, right.
 
They didn't even touch on ISIS using the internet to lure teenage girls to be slaves and that had been and still was hot news at the time.

ISIS? What's that? Why do you hate pee oh cees and the religion of peace?

I'm sure if they could have figured out a way to make Israel responsible for something that would have flown.
 
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