Mar-27-2023 - Chris is out of custody

[MonoAcid]

This is without a doubt the most tense time in Christory since the initial arrest. I'm guessing he'll be in a halfway house and told not to go near Barb, but he may have requested he be allowed time to go over when she's not there to collect some of his precious toys.
He might not be allowed internet access, but if he does get it I doubt his ego would stop him from updating folk

 

[TerribleUser09]

I want a boyfriend-free girl like Christine.

 

[Destroy Lonely]

lock that thug back up !

 

[repentance]

Meanwhile, we get a mention on the Chris Chan Sonichu community on FB.

 

[Lindy64]

Bob's ashes are in a columbarium niche with his and Barb's names on it. She is expected to be cremated and her ashes placed in there with his.

Sidenote, what kind of grave do you reckon Chris will get? An unmarked grave in the middle of nowhere? Funeral only attended by the most desperate internet observers? Hell of a way to go.

 

[innocent jogger]

The only reason why there's nothing of value on here is because people do not post funny Chris-related content on here. You have to out-compete the A-logs and others who want to endlessly seethe about our favorite little retard with genuinely funny stuff.

For example: "Soon, very soon at a certain house in rural/suburban Virginia."

Ok, that video just made my night. Thank you.

 

[RougeRed]

Meanwhile, we get a mention on the Chris Chan Sonichu community on FB.
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"Don't call anyone!"

 

[BentDuck]

I want a boyfriend-free girl like Christine.

Is your mom single and does she have dementia? Problem solved.

 

[SNU]

Now that nulls cash cow is released he can make some serious money and upgrade the forum

 

[Sorades]

Jail has absolutely taken a toll on Chris, no matter what his delusions are. Shades of the "Faces of Meth" portraits. Half expect to see a rotted-tooth grin and phantom-spider scratch scabs. Ironically looks more like a woman than he ever has in the latest snap.

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Prison has emasculated him. I wouldn't be surprised if he was some inmates bitch.

 

[GumballFapper]

Prison has emasculated him. I wouldn't be surprised if he was some inmates bitch.

He was in protective custody the whole time, a.k.a. a free hotel room

I would've loved it if a niggo gave him a reality check by punching his teeth in, but his 1.5 year jail stay was in reality just a hotel room with no internet

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I wonder why none of the weens have tried calling the jail or other places for information, they were quick to find the motel that chris was staying in to call it and scream Julay before his arrest.

 

[KanyeWest1sth3Best]

Sidenote, what kind of grave do you reckon Chris will get? An unmarked grave in the middle of nowhere? Funeral only attended by the most desperate internet observers? Hell of a way to go.

Side-side note
Think they ever did some lines off of those ashes before doing it before Chris went to jail?

 

[repentance]

I wonder why none of the weens have tried calling the jail or other places for information, they were quick to find the motel that chris was staying in to call it and scream Julay before his arrest.

They probably have tried but it's unlikely any government agencies would give out information to internet randos.

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

Bottom line, it's been two days and no one knows shit. This thread is mostly retards asking the same questions that have already been answered, a shit ton of austistic speculation, and a few faggots bitching about jokes and memes.

 

[Jobama]

Look can we all agree that breaking Bad is probably the most overrated television show ever broadcasted. I just don't see the appeal of it other than Bryan Cranston cooking meth in the desert to fight an illness. Seriously you can't get any more surface level than that and everyone treats it like it's the greatest anime or something. I mean everywhere I Go breaking Bad this breaking Bad that I'm going to say it once but fuck Breaking Bad dude, let's get some Soprano memes going instead.

 

[GwynLordOfDrip]

Meanwhile, we get a mention on the Chris Chan Sonichu community on FB.
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A gofundme for Chris to keep him on the right path? Do these retards see what Chris does with money?

 

[Actual Dumbass]

I know it's already been said, and I know that he likely just forgot the passwords to his accounts, but if we haven't heard anything from him by April, it's safe to say that he's likely got some restriction on his internet access.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Has there been any confirmation on who posted bail for him? I'm going to guess his lawyer probably got him a bail bond arranged.

No one, it was corrected to be a “released on court order”. Still has to go to court in august. Assumed he’s in a halfway house with rules around internet and smashing barbussy.

He may have to get access to his accounts back. IIRC shortly after he went to jail his youtube and his twitter were hacked by weens.

A theory I’m running in my head is many of his “temple“ and “watch dogs“ had access to his accounts to help him filter troll messages and the likes (or as you said hackers got access because he has the most brain dead passwords imaginable).

I think a lot of people turned on him after the letter he published about wanting barbs the zombie to die so he could get his legos. they may have quietly changed the passwords or something to spite him.

Places like jail don’t scare tards of Chris’s caliber.

Aside from losing access to his hoard, it’s like a paradise for a sped like Chris.

3 meals a day.
Commissary with snacks and sodas.
A tablet that he can sit and play Tetris or watch shitty movies and old sitcoms on.

Oh yeah, he’s scared straight for sure! It’s the straight and narrow from now on for Chris, no doubt! Anything to avoid such a harsh fate!

strong disagree here.

Whiles jail doesn’t upset Chris like normal people in that Chris doesn’t care about having a permanent record follow him for the rest of his life or being unable to make money for a large period of time, He is a social animal and the fact that in prison he was denied contacting most other inmates must not be fun. He also need a 24 seven ass pats from his inner circle of enablers to help keep up the illusion that he’s a big-time celebrity.
He was also denied playing video games and couldn’t get access to the Day room so he probably didn’t watch a lot of TV either (I think in a letter he said if there ever was tv it was either sports or the news).
I think jail must’ve really hurt Chris.
Also Chris ate like an ADHD toddler. Jail food is not what he would like and he said as much comparing them to worse microwave TV dinners.
This is the first time I heard about Chris getting a tablet. Is that true?

But I ironically think if he is in a half way house he might actually like that. Kind of depends who else is in the house but he might like being surrounded by other retards and he will get some creature comforts.

 

[repentance]

Bottom line, it's been two days and no one knows shit. This thread is mostly retards asking the same questions that have already been answered, a shit ton of austistic speculation, and a few faggots bitching about jokes and memes.

There's no way at the moment to confirm much. We don't even know who deleted Chris's FB account yesterday and we don't have a way to find out if Chris gets a new phone number and ignores the internet (which is what he should do).

Being bonded out and being released by court order aren't mutually exclusive. Once the bond amount is paid, the court decides any additional bail conditions and makes an order for the person's release.

Here's an example of an order from a Washington court.

 

[Ophelia]

I'm pretty sure Chris is in a halfway home somewhere in Virginia. I will shit myself if we ever hear back from them again.

I’m surprised anyone thinks this.

Not sure if been answered or not but what's the deal with his arm? His right arm (left from our perspective) looks so much more thin than his left (our right perspective) arm. Some optic illusion where the front of the shirt partially blends with the background? Looks so unnerving.

In his second booking photo it looks like his arms are gone.

The obvious reason why we haven’t heard from Chris is he hasn’t roused himself from his maternal love nest since making his triumphant return.