Mar-27-2023 - Chris is out of custody

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

He may have to get access to his accounts back. IIRC shortly after he went to jail his youtube and his twitter were hacked by weens.

What makes you say that...?

 

[Fapcop]

If he’s being transferred to a group home from here, he’s likely to have minimal phone time. Group homes run for the mentally ill tend to not let you use the internet or cameras for other residents safety and privacy. He might get group outings to a public library where he can access a library computer for an hour or so for postings, but other than that, if this is the group home route, things might be slow.

I don’t know why people are so hung up on “group homes” for Chris.

Yeah, they exist but first of all they tend to be for people actually too mentally ill to take care of themselves, as opposed to too lazy to take care of themselves, like Chris.

Chris doesn’t have that kind of diagnosis.

Secondly, group homes aren’t jails.

I don’t know where you guys get these weird “he won’t have internet!” ideas. Unless we’re talking about some kind of facility for the criminally insane. (Which Chris won’t go to.) Residents of group homes aren’t inmates, of course they can have internet, computers or whatever.

 

[JunkMan.exe]

Now that Chris has been punished, So you thinks it's going to be easier to scare him with threats of reporting him to the police and send him back to jail or back to same behavior.

 

[Jon Osterman]

I just noticed this but what's going on with his baby arm?

I think that his "baby arm" is just his normal arm concealed by his prison outfit and because it's white it makes the illusion of him having a super small arm. He's obviously still very skinny but not that skinny.

 

[Gaol]

Wow, what a gift and just near my birthday! Considering Chris most likely can't get close to Barbe or her home. He is most likely going wild wanting to get his things back, and if indeed family members have been throwing stuff out, it's going to be quite the chimpout if/when he finds out.

 

[Jacknife]

How high is the probability that some ween lured him into his basement with toys and is now frantically trying to come up with a way to make money from this fat retard goldmine.

 

[neutral grandpa]

whether chris is in a group home now or not, hes unlikely to have any of his possessions currently. I doubt hes going to be online anytime soon

 

[JunkMan.exe]

group homes” for Chris.

We are talking about Chris "The Prince" Chandler, I doubt he'll even consider being the other slow in the minds, He'll try everything to get back home and get his old life back, anyway, Treasure what you have now. (Also don't fuck your mom)

 

[Vapid_Idiot]

I think that his "baby arm" is just his normal arm concealed by his prison outfit and because it's white it makes the illusion of him having a super small arm. He's obviously still very skinny but not that skinny.

Yeah, it’s likely that. Or he did not alternate fapping arms while locked up.

 

[Fapcop]

Now that Chris has been punished, So you thinks it's going to be easier to scare him with treats of reporting him to the police and send him back to jail or back to same behavior.

Lol!

No.

Places like jail don’t scare tards of Chris’s caliber.

Aside from losing access to his hoard, it’s like a paradise for a sped like Chris.

3 meals a day.
Commissary with snacks and sodas.
A tablet that he can sit and play Tetris or watch shitty movies and old sitcoms on.

Oh yeah, he’s scared straight for sure! It’s the straight and narrow from now on for Chris, no doubt! Anything to avoid such a harsh fate!

 

[Sorades]

What’s the name of this facility?

Gateway Homes

 

[nostalgiasorrow]

so is the merger back on?

 

[Sorades]

Lol!

No.

Places like jail don’t scare tards of Chris’s caliber.

Aside from losing access to his hoard, it’s like a paradise for a sped like Chris.

3 meals a day.
Commissary with snacks and sodas.
A tablet that he can sit and play Tetris or watch shitty movies and old sitcoms on.

Oh yeah, he’s scared straight for sure! It’s the straight and narrow from now on for Chris, no doubt! Anything to avoid such a harsh fate!

Chris was having a meltdown when he couldnt see his toys. Now imagine the meltdown when he finds out that Barb has thrown all his toys away. He will probably do more than rape.

 

[MugolEx]

I hope the first thing we see of Chris outside of Jail is a photo of Chris going full squash in the style of that one bigfoot photo.

Something like this but not poorly photo shopped in paint3D

 

[BeatboxBill]

Here's a little something interesting...
Chris deleted his Fb account.

I added him to my Fb friends around 2011 to keep tabs on him and yesterday, his account was available, however he was not active on it, but today his account is gone!


The only account I could find when searching "Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu" was some fake account of Classic Chris (possibly made by a ween)...


What is odd about this is that Chris only deleted his Fb account, but not his "fan page"...
If you search "Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu" in Fb, all you find are fake troll accounts or his fan page:


I thought he blocked me at first, so I logged out of my lurk account and went on to my personal account and searched "Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu" again and still only found fake troll accounts as well as the fan page


I took a look at Chris's Twitter page and it seems like Chris just went ahead and abandoned it rather delete it since it has no activity since July 2021


As for Chris's Youtube, we already know a ween hacked it so there's no point in speculating what happened...

 

[Sorlock]

@Sorades You might have opened up things you didn't intend to...

 

[Elämällä on väliä]

I doubt hes going to be online anytime soon

Or he is. Just too stupid to retrive acces to his old accounts, so he is creating new accounts which are ATM unknown.

 

[Gorilla Man]

so is the merger back on?

Chris got out of jail
Less than 24h later, troon commits mass shooting

The merger has already begun

It's like that one horror movie, the Omen, where the nanny hangs herself to praise the antichrist
The shooter was a harbinger of what is to come

 

[Gunter Hatherer]

Or he is. Just too stupid to retrive acces to his old accounts, so he is creating new accounts which are ATM unknown.

To promote his "ideas" anonymously?

 

[Mouse Cop]

Here's my two cents about why he may have been released. In Virginia, incest with own child / parent is a class 5 felony, which carries a sentence of 1 to 10 years if convicted. Within that range, judges have discretion based on the severity of the crime, likelihood to reoffend, etc. Generally judges will follow precedent set by previous judges unless there is a good reason not to. I'm having a hard time finding previous cases with similar circumstances as this one, so if anyone knows of any, I'd welcome it. Most of the incest cases I can find in Virginia involved a minor, some degree of rape, etc. etc. In this case, there was no sexual violence, no indication of non-consent, both parties were well above the age of consent, and no child resulted from the affair. Chris has no history of sexual misconduct (in the eyes of the law, at least). Given all of that, my assumption is that a judge would tend toward the low end of the prison time when sentencing. With all that in mind, Chris has already been in prison for 1 year and almost 8 months; in other words, he's already served the minimum sentence and then some. He's been held without bail this entire time, which judges are generally very uncomfortable with, no matter the circumstance. Bottom line: even if he's convicted, he's probably already served more time than they would sentence him to. That's my best guess as to why he was released by court order. I'm just a layman, so feel free to tear this apart.